>Wake up early for some awful reason >Amazon are having a sale on Kraken at 8am
Blessing in disguise.
Morning lads.
Mason Garcia
>Nick Clegg >not Nick Greggs
Because he's sweaty, cheap and only poor people swallow his shit
Cameron Wood
>Britain to STILL be ruled by EU judges AFTER leaving under 'soft Brexit' proposal >Using a picture of Jeremy Corbyn applauding in the headline picture as if it's Corbynites that want a "soft Brexit" rather than Blairite Tories
The Express might be the most pro-UKIP paper but it's a right fucking rag
Gabriel Lee
Good night anons. Make sure to get your beauty sleep.
Jordan Anderson
England is the worst nation in Europe. Fuck you ugly teethed drunk bastards. Can't even run a modern nation without running it to the ground.
Grayson Russell
Night mate.
Do one thing tomorrow that makes you proud of yourself, no matter how small.
William Richardson
We're the best nation in the fucking world, idiot.
You're an Anglo too. Unless you're not, in which case you're also not an American.
Kevin Fisher
>having water that catches fire >talking about modern nations
I see what you mean. But Corbyn has made it pretty clear where he stands in regards to the EU.
Nicholas Jackson
"We were" not "We are" ya dumb LE EMPIRE RISES LARPer
Brayden Powell
Are you retarded?
You're the one clinging to the past tense. I said we are, not at all a reference to the Empire LARP. If anybody is guilty of that it's you lol.
Adam Fisher
I meant you're a pleb if you genuinely believe that our crippled little has-been island full of apathetic fat whites and vicious Pakis is the best nation in the world in any sense of the word
Brayden Walker
Blame drumpf and his GOP buddies who continue the fracking takeover of our country!! They're not Americans
Dylan Stewart
>blame...
Who'd have guessed? An American without personal honour or sense of responsibility.
Samuel Rogers
>Actually believes a Cuckservative party with identified traitors Boris and Moggy (and more) will deliver.
Don't say you weren't warned...
Joshua Wright
there is methane in the water libshits
its natural
Jace Jones
Way to kill my vibe, defeatist.
Levi Anderson
we took personal responsibility when we nuked two of your cities
Robert Myers
>methane filled-water is natural >water catching fire is natural
Common Core really did a number on you. Not that you'd know what number exactly..
Josiah Anderson
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Dominic Stewart
It's a LARPing vibe. That's what I was trying to point out. It's counterproductive to claim we're doing well when we're not
Lucas Gomez
Lads, why did we never fight any war 1v1? we have no bragging rights from the British empire
Cooper Williams
Forget the Snoopers' Charter, do something that matters
Camden Roberts
>in britpol >using English colloquialism >thinks i'm Japanese
jej
Dylan Carter
Oi, don't let this namefags autistic screeching get you down.
>fracking takeover >implying fracking is profitable right now >implying almost all new hydro carbon power generation isn't natural gas >implying solar subsidies didn't get renewed >implying king coal isn't dying
fuck off hippy
Matthew Parker
I still think we're the greatest, though. All of this shit right now is the mask that's been forced on us by the government and the BBC. We still voted to leave the EU, and the biggest reason was anti-immigrant, that's gotta tell you we're not lost yet, right? I really believe there'll be a day when people are excited to display an England flag again.
Ayden Gonzalez
>"Brexit m8s" >We're not leaving the EU >Nigel is nowhere to be found and cancelled his march on the Supreme Court to hang out with the leader of another country
Ethan Price
Now I'm sad, thanks.
Jaxson Phillips
thats a nice meme my leafian friend. Mind if I save?
Luke Turner
>implying Farage can do anything brexit-related right now anyway >implying he doesn't understand that playing the long game with American nationalism won't be a better use of his time
16D Jenga
Adrian Hall
UK has this thing for bullshitting about having modern world standards and then reverting to the standards of our neighbours (Germany is apparently our neighbour in this regards) and even China in some regards (renditions, suppressing a selected few of the general public, usually ex army, etc).
Gabriel Martin
so you're a lonely nu-male who thought it'd be cute to go to Japan and have a waifu to spread your dirty teeth genes
Jaxon Foster
>we'll never vote to leave >trump won't win the primaries >trump wouldn't be elected >we'll still never leave
You get more autistic by the day
Hudson Powell
Go ahead I tore it off of Facebook.
Google the new nationalism farage putin trump
Evan Stewart
>UK has this thing for bullshitting about having modern world standards and then reverting to the standards of our neighbours
Well, we have a thing about self-deprecation. The truth is, i've been all over, and middle England is objectively the most beautifully, first world place on the planet.
You got me, bruh.
James Hill
interesting, i've never heard of that school. is that the devry of geology?
Logan Jackson
Has anyone bought the new Pokemon game?
Gabriel Torres
You mean Pakémon?
Alexander Torres
This fucking guy
I stopped playing after the shite that was Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
Kevin Ward
Well there are also times where the UK does what I said, pisses on it's natives and gives benefits to the migrants (was more the case 4-5 years back).
That said if what you said is true maybe I should move from south (London) to middle part of England.
Might have better photos to take than London (good sights but got boring after a while).
Life is fairly miserable and boring.
Kayden Roberts
Yeah, it's alright.
Isaiah Myers
i'm getting it soon can't afford it atm though
poor student
Jackson Cruz
yeah i will admit it's gotten more boring perhaps because i'm just getting older
i'll still always buy the new pokemon game though and play it to the end
Ryan Brown
I like it but I'm an American weeb, not sure if some Britbong would like it. It's not as retardedly easy as some of the more recent games
Dominic Sanchez
>I should move from south (London)
If you live in London, and claim to know England, you're doing it wrong. London is a weird little bubble of Europe in England. Just take a trip, first. Spend a weekend in Winchester, and then tell me that it's not the most beautiful country on Earth.
Camden Johnson
oh really? that excites me desu
is it really more difficult than the other recent games? because i heard it was actually still very easy, especially the start
Parker Gonzalez
Enjoy it then. Just don't be a faggot and pick the gay cat.
It's easy right up till the third trial on the second island.
Sebastian Hernandez
I can't wait until I am finished my degree so I can go hike the peak.
incineroar is so shit terrible speed stat and not great ATK stat for what you'd expect
it's decidueye all the way for me decidueye is also shit competitively but its cooler than both other starters
Oliver Allen
I know I don't know England despite being born in London. More familiar with the petty lefty politics and their international clique devices at hand that belong in an oven. Also the multiculturalism in my part of the world too.
Don't have a weekend now to spend in Winchester but that said it is definitely more south than my location.
Carson Roberts
>Check out the new ones on Serebii >One of them is literally a fucking sandcastle Dropped
Reminder that if you eat brown sauce you're a racist
>Created in the late 1800s, brown sauce reads, tastes and smells like the idle creation of some Phileas Fogg-type, just back and hugely, over-excited about his adventures in the British empire. Dates! Molasses! Tamarind! Cloves! Cayenne pepper! It is not so much a recipe as chauvinistic flag-waving, a smug, muscle-flexing case of: “Look at the size of our spice cupboard.” Said exotic ingredients were combined, moreover, with all the sensitivity of the period. Just as in the age of empire we ignored or abused indigenous peoples, so too their ingredients. In brown sauce, they were used to produce an unholy trinity of brutal sweetness, acrid spiciness and vile vinegary twang – one peculiarly British in its lack of culinary sophistication.
What the FUCK is wrong with leftists
Hunter Gray
I live there :)
Joseph Watson
Just their usually lefty oppression which is more or less why it is possible for people like Trump to be elected (extreme example I know).
Jordan Moore
Hello britbongs. /President Trump General/ here requesting backup and aid.
>BAN THE BOT SHILL GET IN HERE
Please help us get this shitty bot subverting our general banned so we can kick this fucking shill off of our board.
I apologize for interrupting your evening tea and will not be spamming this in here. Only posting this once. Please help if possible. God bless the queen.
Aiden Sanchez
A fucking stars and stripes
Nathan Gutierrez
That fucking headline made me laugh out loud at 6:40 am
there's just so much going on in that headline
Luke Jones
>meow meow
?
Chase Wilson
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Xavier Torres
it's a type of drug you yank idiot scum
Julian Lee
Good morning
>tfw proper sleep cycle
Christopher Johnson
everyone in the background of that picture is genuinely and objectively ugly wtf
Jack Flores
love these threads
Austin Torres
Good morning.
Lucas Ward
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Jaxon Jones
Feels bad man I haven't been to bed yet.
Chase Jones
Hey guys so what's the status on Brexit? How likely is the Hard Brexit or have they stifled it even more?
Carter Clark
Nothing. More lucky on hard brexit by EU kicking us out as we have sabotaged cuckservatives who neither wanted us to leave or had any contingency plans in the event we did vote to leave.
Jaxon Jones
There is no hard brexit or soft brexit when you push aside the newspeak, there's leaving or staying in the EU
At the moment we're set to stay
Ayden Davis
>More lucky on hard brexit by EU kicking us out
"Prepare for surprises. If I were the EU leadership (and we must assume they are intelligent and cunning), I would begin with a ‘hard cop’ routine, of aloof resentment, with hints of menace. Then, when enough silly panic had been spread in Britain (this is what the Bad Losers’ Alliance – which has now replaced the Remain Campaign - are now working on, very hard) they can come up with a new offer, which at the very least keeps us in the single market and requires a large contribution from us, and at the very most requires either a new referendum or the endorsement of the public in a snap election."
Sebastian Walker
I don't know what's more surprising, the fact that something called meow meow exists, or that you know about it.
Logan Russell
Conflicting answers here.
What do you mean you're set to stay? wtf did I miss?
Our most reliably anti-EU cabinet member, in charge of us leaving the EU, told EU negotiators that Britain wants to stay in the single market - which means open borders, adhering to EU law and paying them, so basically just staying in
All it takes regardless is for the media to spin a "soft Brexit" as an acceptably hard one
Our soft-as-fuck Brexit will be labelled a "firm Brexit" or similar, and anyone in future who actually wants to leave the EU can be labelled an "extreme Eurosceptic" or a similar "He's nuts" term that implies we've already left the EU and that the issue is settled forever. The Tories will claim to be the party that "took us out" of the EU and ride the wave for a good century or so, by the time that's over there won't be a country left to save anyway
I can't actually think of anything worse, at least before the Referendum people knew we were in the EU but half of the thick cunts I've spoken to outside of Sup Forums (and several here too) genuinely believe that once Leave won the referendum the Queen waved a magic wand and freed us
Joshua Diaz
Tfw woke up at 4am to cat puking on bed and couldn't get back to sleep
Christopher Jones
Thanks guys I haven't slept yet and I'm feeling kind of lonely
I tried to start a fight with a yank on here earlier to get some fun but he didn't reply
David Thomas
I know the feeling man, I'm fucking uni up by being such a hiko.
I haven't been to bed either, at least we're not alone, even if we are.
Adam Phillips
Jesus Christ. Is there no hope? Why are they allowed to get away with this?
