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Just how does she do it? What's her secret?

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Blood of sacrificed Haitian children

*Maybeline

Formaldehyde

Satan and the blood of infants

>that
>25
ok

Memes

what's more likely?

>has magic powers
>lies about her age

Every full moon she uses fresh boy milks mixed with blood as a foundation.

She looks more like 36 or 40

Bathing in the blood of virgins, like good old Liz Bathory.

The secret is to stab your middle finger and eat the pain. Pain has no calories.

blood of a prepubescent child, she drains their aura then sacrifices them and bathes in the blood.

No kids will help your cause.

I used to work with a woman who was 42, didn't have kids. She looked about 32.

M-magical powers obviously.

Intravenous infusions of childeren blood.

It is an actual thing and a Cabal is long known for doing it. Probably since medieval age.

They had witch hunts for a reason

Wait, i have something for this.

Really she looks like a woman in her 60s who's had botox and dermal filler injections.

If witches exist, she is one. Not going to lie though, would totally make the sex with her. Even if she wants to do weird stuff.

This got me hard. Diagnose me pol

Is this the new Bible Black?

She comes from a line of vampires.

She'd probably cut your throat while you orgasm.

You're a reptilian

Is that the new Spy Kids?

This pretty much. She feeds off their youth.

dis makes me feel weird baka

muh dik dem bloody tits

damn that's hot

you really think she'd do that?

i have a fetish for chicks like her

Dematologists only slather themselves with children's foreskin, she takes the full package.

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do you guys think she'd be down to fuck a 22 year old?

she's hot in a gilf kinda way

It depends.

Are you still a virgin?

n-no

did i fuck up?

You're blood isn't that potent for blood magic anymore.

Just sell your soul then try to forget, sometime,somewhere, DEBT DUE

blood magick is GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

cultists cannot melt dank memes

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> Implying my ancestors would not be smiling at me

youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

>What's her secret?
in that picture it's makeup and photoshop.
she still looks nothing like a 70-year-old when you find a real picture, but pretty sure she dyed her hair

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You're into messy porn, no big deal. If it were actual snuff though...

Kek

She's okay face on, but that profile nose.

Yeah. Draining the blood out of children to replace your own blood is the key to rejuvenation. It was proven on mices.
nature.com/news/ageing-research-blood-to-blood-1.16762

you know, what it actually proves is that the composition of blood is a signalling factor in the behaviour of tissue. the key to (partly) rejuvenation thus is to change the composition of blood. whether this is done by means of changed behaviour (if at all possible), replacing it with the blood of teens (blood harvest, blood harvest) or changing that composition with a process similar to dialysis doesn't matter. and given that most people will probably be concerned about the awesome possibility, it's probably going to be the last possibility.

(or a pill once redox-signaling / redox-biology becomes the hip thing in biology)

This is why Soros never die