/AUSPOL/ first contact edition

Lets get a thread going in anticipation of first contact on SBS at 8:30.

Gentlemen, get a largey, get a bbq meatlovers and get that white guilt fired up.

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daily reminder that we invented the triforce and the stinking japs stole it from us

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And dumped ani-autism on us...

What is on SBS, lad?

Our WalkGod which art in Australia
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Brisbane.
Give us this day our daily walk,
and forgive us for not lifting of course,
as we also have forgiven our stragglers,
and those who straggle against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever. Amen.

First contact, a show about a indigenous Australians and its tomorrow night.

Disregard.

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I want to watch it but at the same time I know exactly how it's going to be angled b the (((SBS))). White guilt the series.

Judging by the ads we've got a live one, having a dig at their lifestyle then having a go at the nu male who defends em. Should be good for a laugh.

That burgers face as he's about to drink 100% pure bants and ascend from his mediocre life.

First full strength beer.

fuck that shit, plus my aerial doesn't pick up SBS because it was installed by true Australian patriots, or incompetent wogs.

adelaidereview.com.au/features/detours/sly-grog-adelaides-underbelly-beergut/

>tfw you're a transit officer
>everyone hates you
>go to bbq
>so what do you do for work m8?
>..transport..
>most days at least 6 people yell from cars at you to get a real job
>assaulted at least once a week, sometimes spitting on, only recourse is to handcuff them and wait for police

Should I quit and get a real job, /auspol/?

tfw no more qanda to look forward to on monday night

How have you all been m8s?

Someone has to deal with freeloading faggots user, you are doing a good service putting entitled cunts in their place. Must feel satisfying

Depending on the discretion involved I reckon it would be good fun throwing junkies off the platform. Treat it like a simulation or training.

What city are you in mate?

It is fun to handcuff people or physically remove them, that is the only satisfaction really. I do enjoy fining grubs, especially when they end up going to jail over unpaid fines.

It is weird, I feel like everybody hates us yet if we step onto a train or bus where some junkie is nutting off, they feel relieved that we are there to deal with them and feel safer. Or arresting some creepy old fucker in a mobility scooter who whips his dick out for asian students and jacks it in front of them. Yet I guess most people will probably go back to hating us right after.

Brisbane m8, am a TransLink SNO.

I'm always polite to the transit officers. I pay my fare so no reason to have any ill will to people just stopping freeloaders. If I was in your position I'd just join the police. Better pay, cooler stuff and more respect

Sorry you get any sort of disdain from the plebs mate, public transport is a mobile correction facility so Im super appreciative of your presence.
Also, just do you. Fuck what anyone else thinks. You are earning not only a living but your place in society, if we were all bankers or corporate cocksuckers the whole country would come to a halt. Australia is blue collar country.

hahah m8 i think i know you but yeah nah fuck that shit mate

Man, I always pay my fare on public transport but the other day I caught the train (something I never do) and forgot to scan on when I got on the platform. I'm used to scanning once on the bus/citycat but completely missed the scan on point because of all the construction (Southbank station).

So I get on the train realise I fucked up but don't want to get off because the next isn't for 30mins. Of course on that ride the transport cops are there, and my god were they absolute cunts to me even though I admitted my mistake and showed I'd never done it before.

I can see why they're hated now

tfw just need to buy PPE then I've got a job
tfw only people who would call me back.

Thanks familia, I appreciate that.

Thinking of joining police in the next year or two and trying to get into qps rail squad after that.

Yes, some are bad, I don't really understand why. I cannot remember the last time I gave a fine to a student or regular commuter. I exclusively target grubs. Ie if you're sitting there with your feet up on the seats, woodstock can next to you and neck tatts showing, get ready etc.

Some are just cunts though.

Do you? :)

Time to throw some shitty writers under the train hahaha

reminder that ACAB

especially the pretend ones. Rot in hell scab faggot.

I'm not upset about grubs hating us and you speak like a grub, I'm talking about normal people who think that way.

Obviously you hate us, you are probably the necktatted grub with the ratty who likes to 'punch on' with the ticketies, right?

no, I'm a automobile owner.

But you, who are actively bragging about using a position of authority and the violence that affords you as being the only thing you enjoy in life. You cannot speak as other people as grubs. Little ineffectual nobody.

Disagree, if you've never thrown a sudanese cunt off the last train of the evening, 50km from his destination, you haven't lived :)

Fucking perks man hahahaha

He just does his job by throwing cunts who are aggressive/freeloaders off the train. Congrats on defending degeneracy. You're probably an underage edgelord who got a fine for putting his feet on the train seat and mummy had to pay it off for you.

A few times I've accidentally not touched on, only to realize when I try to touch off at my destination. I don't look like a grub so whats the usual procedure if one of you blokes were checking tickets and that happened?

abc.net.au/news/2016-11-28/south-sudanese-parents-sending-kids-to-africa-to-avoid-crime/8064540

>11 kids
>blames Australia for making her kids bad

Almost like people that have made bad life choices end up being bad parents. ALMOST

If I see a grub I want to get instead

>looks good to me!

Otherwise I might have a quick chat to make sure you're not fucking us around, but would never fine someone who isn't a grub tbqh, they don't need that shit.

Basically anyone going to/from uni or work is good to go IMO, unless they fail the attitude test.

>All these bootlickers

Disgusted tbqh, Buying train tickets is unaustralian

If it ever happens again and I there is a ticket inspection hopefully I get someone based like you

Go fuck yourself

Hardly boot licking, but if thats what it takes not to identify as a antisocial degenerate.

Why do you want to get fined, lad?

>FUCK THE JEWS, except in this case, I completely accept that this is the way things should be.

cucks everywhere, this morbidly obese high-viz cunt should be slaughtered before diabetes does it for us.

You been arrested by transits before, lad?

never, haven't been on public transport in a decade. From Adelaide though, probably less deadshits than Brissie.

Almost certainly.

Try standing at Moorookadishu station surrounded by Sudanese/Somalian refo scum who just want to fight because they're bored.

Star pickets in hand etc.

Do you ever deal with lads who wear the fit cap and nautica?

>first contact edition
You fuciing neegger i thought this was abt yesteedays evens

Zika's kicking it Oporto.

Seen 3 people get caught not paying fares on the train
>first one not wearing a shirt, looked and sounded like Damo from Damo and Darren, kept denying he hadn't paid even when found to not have a go card, got removed from the train and fined
>second one some woman in her 30s who looked like she was on meth, did not swipe on, went full spaz and tried to pick a fight with the cop saying he was being targeted, got removed from the train and fined
>third one was some 20-something uni student, kept apologising and saying "I'm sorry, it was an accident, I could've sworn I swiped on", sounded like she meant it, got a stern talking to and told to be more careful next time
She also nearly cried after they left

Literally just don't be a cunt and apologise if you genuinely forgot, and you should be fine.

fuck you asshole.

Seriously just go kill yourself right now. Everyone hates you for a fucking reason cause we don't wanna pay the jew fairs trains cost us.

Nailed it.

Had a Damo today, silent silent silent, direction to leave the vehicle at the next stop, he says, smugly "you can't touch me m8"

Nod to partner

Next thing you know he's squealing YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!

Well, let go of the grab bar so we can take you out the door..?

Why do people do the wrong thing and not cop it on the chin? it is so much simpler when people are straight up about it, we can just deal with it and carry on without the drama.

What does /auspol/ think of the LNP's "Youth Jobs Pathway" program that they're introducing in 2017?

Hoping it is the catalyst which helps my long term unemployed ass finally get a job.

So take the foot falcon, lad?

What are you, a fucking nigger who thinks they're entitled to free shit? gibsmedat?

Is it possible to save up for a house deposit when you're only on 40k a year?

A better question would be is it possible to qualify for a home loan on $40k/yr and the answer is no.

Especially with the recent tightening of criteria

To the transit officer, you gotta do what you gotta do. But understand actual Australians will have disdain for you being a tool of government overreach in their lives. Most aussies want to be left the fuck alone.

Do the asian/wog thing, live at home till you are financially secure.

What do skips do?

>he doesn't live in a share house with 5 mates, a stray cat, a broken foosball table and a fucked up couch you found on council clean up day
How unaustralian of you

But I'm already 28

What is the wanking etiquette in a share house such as that?

they were the days
best times you can hardly remember

soggy sayo

>Be typical gen y aussie
>Ask to borrow family car
>Asp out when denied
>Move in with dregs
>Piss potential savings up the wall
>Never elevate their lifestyle above drinking and smelling like fountains tomato sauce
>Blame immigrants for having nice stuff
>Probably fuck some chick who wears trackies exclusively

Wank in your room? Lol. hearing random porn sound bytes from another room is pretty common when someone forgets to plug the headphones in.

>tfw still living the dream but leave uni next year so will probably have to get a real house soon

get a missus so she can help pay and make you pull your head in, coz lets be honest, you're not going to improve by yourself

Yeah I've grown a little sick of it to be honest, one of the guys hasn't grown up but the feast of us have. Will be sad to go, but it is something I must do. I am twenty now and have high hopes, some that are already in motion.

Will never forget these days of non-stop banter and being a general nuisance

Do you have a big uncut doodle?

reliving memories aint good for nothing
best make some new ones

I moved out of one of the houses I was in coz I went for a week holiday and came back and no one had done the dishes or taken rubbish out or anything really
its a good memory but that's all it is

Massive

Yeah it gets like that. I've run tests where I stopped taking out the trash and they just piled it up by the front door

No.
You will have to find a mate to buy with, or better yet both a wife and a mate.

That is what I am going to do. Planning on getting married to a nice girl that I barely know in the next few weeks. She will move into my rental with me.

I will then proposition all of my mates and try to find one who is willing to pony up some money with me to purchase a low quality two-bedroom apartment.

Hopefully he gets a wife too and 4 incomes can be used to pay it off

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Which CI, just quietly.. ?

you'r folks or someone has probably told you this already
but, do whats good for you.
fuck the stragglers, they'll bring you down even if its just so they've got some company

cunts enjoy seeing you stoned for days so they feel like their life is acceptable

3 :^)

Yeah I feel bad for leaving then in my dust but oh well, that's how life is

>Sup Forums is now lapping at the tit of some railway cop with a Dirty Harry complex.

wew

Next time tell them you don't have any ID on you and just give them a made up name/address

Good way to get detained, kek

Keep you there until rail squad or local qps can come with an ipad to verify your identity.

I'm 30 and moved back with the parents while building my place.

It's hell because my mum has turned into something else, she's bluepilled as fuck and won't even cook or clean for dad despite not working. I won't even let her do anything for me because I know it comes at a price.

Never move out of home to rent. Even if you work at maccas save everything until you get a place. The clubbing life of big spending is not worth it. Having your own place is so much better for weekend shindigs. Find friends who are chilled as fuck and don't have a "need" to dance.

Only poofters and refugees watch SBS. Shouldn't you gay cunts be building a mosque or something?

>Shouldnt you have a southo cross tattoo made up of even tinier southo crosses?