Just another day in Dingo fucker land of shackle draggers a.k.a Australia

Just another day in Dingo fucker land of shackle draggers a.k.a Australia

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shut up moosedick

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FUCKING

STRAYA!

haha am i right fellow aussies? ay cunts? struth m8 haha i'm so aussie

SPANGLE

Canada is just cold Australia

A fucking straya?
Australia
Afuckingstraya

mind blown

aussies are at least funny.

This is the first time I've seen the duck standing to watch.

Why are ducks such perverts?

>define Y

puny leaf man thinks he is humour

they know

I really wish we had Based Australia as our northern neighbor instead of having canacucks. I want to deport canada from earth

Just another thread made by a leaf blowing land of moose knuckles a.k.a Canada.

Straya English for Cunts

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I feel like every American has felt this way at least once

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>been white australian all my life
>can't handle the bantz
>find most Aussies insufferable
>stick to my Asian friends because they know how to have a normal conversation

life is hell here. no idea why people are flocking to our shores.

imagine running in to that thing out in the wilderness, alone with no weapons to help fight him off. fuck that's terrifying. are the majority of kangaroos that muscular or is this one really rare?

lol fucking poofter
get a vb in ya, ya soft cunt

ye m8, i kinda float in the same boat

instead of asians, i just hang around europeans

B

>tfw can't handle banter
>tfw try to banter back but do it from an angry place so instead of sounding playful it just sounds mean

I'd never make it in ausland.

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underrated

AYAE MATET

You're from Melbourne aren't you?

After Zyzz's death I don't think Australia has a single thing that would just visit.

Central Coast.

kangaroos are mates, they wont fuck with you unless you start shit with them, this one is a male and they usually get that muscular if theyre nomads and spend most of their lives moving around, and typically only red kangaroos can get that muscular

who's weirder? Australia or Florida?

>NSW
Just as bad. The rest of Australia hates you faggots.

Even Melbourne doesn't like Sydney/NSW

Consider suicide

could ya have a beer with 'em?

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cunt cunt xDD mate drop bear vb

Ducks are cucks

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>3983th failed attempt of the leaf to out shitpost 'Straylia.

yea kangaroos drink beer.
>be me sitting at holiday home
>sitting on a ledge thing at end of porch
>~1m below is our lawn that backs onto national park
>kangaroos everywhere
>enjoying my beer
>some cocky one comes up
>keeps looking around trying to sniff out food like a coon sniffs out petrol
>gets a tad close to my schlong
>''woah mate, settle down coba''
>put my vb near his mouth
>immediately puts his paws up and half grabs my longneck
>has like a 3 second drink
>spills some of it
>goes back to eating
ive never felt more australian

Course m8, roos love a coldie

aww shit cunt another one from glorious cennicoast

Not glorious where I'm from, half the suburb is housing commission.

Wyoming is a war zone.

You'll get it one day champ.

Get out of the city and see the bush or something.

Until then, keep being a soft cunt.

fucking legend

There's a massive nature reserve about 3 minutes walk from my house. I see plenty of it. Doesn't help with my bantz though. The only way I can do it is if I force it, but its entirely noticeable.

I bet none of you actually speak like this outside the site.

Go on 'yeah the boys' Facebook group and you'll see plenty of people who talk like this.

If yor a chill cunt, they staunch pretty hard though.

Perth reporting in

tfw when I used to get calamari rings and chips from that shop

hahaha yeah son, melted bins, (((BONG))) tags vs else bourbon st sign still missing
and that cunt that hit n run that cop got found in that street where the tennis court is haha
ahh whyoming

I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about you guys. I know a lot of people who talk with Aussie slang who aren't autistic. You guys exaggerate everything to a point it becomes cringey.

I thought that got shut down.

Watch

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LEAF

Fun fact, your calamari was likely pig intestines.

>cant handle the banter
>wants the bantz master as his neighbour

I'd love to get shitfaced and fight a kangaroo

So why havent you cunts moved down under to the last saviour of the Anglo race?

you cant shut down the boys mate

id say at least half do

Daily reminder that Canadians have the biggest penises in the Anglosphere. Your women crave the BCC.

nah mate
pig guts don't have tentacles as a fried option

In the animal world, the Beta males who lose to other male rivals can't get laid, so they need other means to relieve their sexual urges.

Beta male otters are particular nasty.
They rape other animal species like baby seals, kidnap them, kill them, and rape their corpse for days.

yeah ohhhhhkayyyyyyyyyy

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so when was the last time someone knocked on your door and asked to measure your dick?

Damn

>average size according to women
Women are bad at giving approximates in linear measurements

Do it mate, you'd definitely survive

Are they tough as hell? I bet I could beat that faggot roos face, roos look like such pussies

You wouldnt last long mate

Why the fuck can't we have pet kangas?

>"according to women"
>implying women have any ability to estimate dimensions of 3 dimensional objects
Hilarious post Leaf.

they'll either be retarded and let you hit them and then run.
or they'll just straight up run
or they will kick you which will break most of your ribs and potentially damage some organs

Because they are basically oversized rats. Why the fuck would you want one? At least get a wallaby if you're going for small cute furry marsupial.

>not killing every kangaroo that touches your land

literally ruining this country m8. control your nations pests like the rest of us.

Fuck that gay shit, roos are little pussies and can't kick worth shit. I'd stomp that faggot kangaroo into the ground. They think they're all tough shit with their legs

HAHAH:D U BUTE BUNNINGS SNAGG AYE FUGGIN VOI BOI AUZZY WOZZY WOO

the truth is us urban whites have no cultural identity whatsoever

People have fought little one like eastern greys before just for a laugh and been fine but dead serious they can split your stomach open with one kick, especially a red kangaroo, those things are like 7' tall

Don't compare one of the best animals to one of the worst you daft loon.

I want to have a kangaroo and a koala in my backyard.

bullshit I'll fuck that rat up

>southern faggot thinks he can speak for all Australians

You are that one awkward white dude that hangs in the pack of asians

I'm being objective. Don't get your knickers in a twist.

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speak for yourself cuck

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SOON

this thread is evil

>according to women
>exaggeration by men
do women use a ruler?

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jesus christ, little fucker looks like he trained with the gracies. that's terrifying.