I don't get it Sup Forums

I don't get it Sup Forums

why? also, why him??

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fucking what

guns.com/2016/11/28/putin-presents-russian-passport-to-steven-seagal-video/

>Ex-CIA
>Weapons expert
>Master of Aikido
>Fluent in several languages
>Big guy
>Birthday snatcher

Russia has made a powerful ally.

steve is based

easy now, he's just a chef

I wonder what sort of memes this old master has encountered in his wanderings.
Can we even comprehend? His whole countenance speaks to a perfect balance, a duality.
Look at those eyes. Those nostrils. Those chins. Two of everything, in perfect yin-yang harmony.

uppermost kek

Because Arnold Schwarzeneger is ok in California and doesnt want to move.

Still waiting for Jacky Chan to move here, but unlikely too since Chinas communist love him.

Real reason though why celebrities move to Russia - tax evasion.

He's one of /ourguys/.

DEY TOOKUR

>I don't get it Sup Forums

memes

>why? also, why him??

also, memes

agonybooth.com/steven-seagal-s-lightning-bolt-part-1-3449

Me and my friends drank these everyday in HS to see who could take more.

Just thinking about it makes me sick...

Wait a minute....he looks like my grandpa

Am I Jew?

is he jew?

...

Kinda rare flag.

He is an American with a Serbian and Russian passport that has a Jewish name, looks like a native-American and fights like a Chinese man.

>being this new

Lurk moar

Possibly.
He was a violent alcoholic plumber who liked to beat the shit out of people though.

Operator thread?

R A R E F L A G

Rarer than your rarest Pepes.

i'm not rare, i lurk on Sup Forums daily, friend

Putin watched Seagal movies in the USSR.

This is now a kino thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc

Kill yourself Abdul Ibn Muhmud.

>Albania
>Rare

Newfag detected

Sounds Polish

wew

kek'd

youtube.com/watch?v=4Zu1YIukylw

Anybody seen RichiEEEE? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby LupOOO?

He was purchased as a slave(yes, that really was a thing in the 20s) to herd cattle.
I don't know about his family background.
Finland was pretty multiculti because 20000 refugees from Russia crossed the border when Soviets won.

alpha

Who's hotdog is this?

Requesting double watch operator mode

Did that French faggot get a passport when he moved to Russia?

...

Steven Seagal could single handedly destroy russia , they were wise to appease him

He's a laughing stock. Just read up his claims and all the shit he's done. He also runs like a girl.

I found this funnny and sad though,

>Seagal raided a man’s house, claiming there was an underground cockfighting ring going on there. In the process, he damaged the man’s home, killed his puppy dog (He denies killing the dog), and managed to kill over 100 prize chickens that were bred for competition, according to the homeowner.

>He literally drove a tank through this guy’s home. A TANK. The guy was home alone, but for some reason they let Steven drive a tank through his front door.

>those chins

eheheheheheheheh

youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns

>in the 20s
remember, he was taught jazz by the greatest gurus at the time
>dat cat ain't white

>nothin personal kid