American education

>american education

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Fuck off Achmed. Don't insult the goddess.

Lol is she serious?

What kind of abstract shitpost are you trying to make here?

>8 month
>birthday

spotted the inbred cuck

lol are you implying the counting starts when the sperm hits the egg?

Honestly, maybe it should then feminists would feel less amazing about murdering children so that they can perpetuate a self-centered, sinful lifestyle.

Thats just women in general

You fags must not have kids. You count in months and weeks when they're that young. Every month is like a birthday.

>8 months
>birthday
wew lad

If i were her I would shitpost also desu

Are you literally trying to mansplain to Ivanka the age of her own child?

I..I don't think even she was implying that.

What is wrong with you people?
It's a baby and she's celebrating that he's 8 months old. If he were 1 month old, she might still say Happy Birthday.
This doesn't mean much.

Shitty thread.

stop bullying american princess

>there is actually Amerifats so up this family's ass that they're trying to justify this

This is just sad. BIRTH DAY means the DAY OF BIRTH.

she can celebrate whatever she wants, that doesn't make it a birthday

It's almost as if some parents celebrate every month for the first year.

rly maeks u theenk

Wow, he's changed a lot since then!

she thinks the name 'theodore' is exclusively associated with the teddy bear instead of your much-loved-by-reddit president

>plastic surgery
>princess

plastic surgery is degenerate
stop the double standards

Silly leaf, if you had a child and a GF, you would understand.

>advanced medicine is degenerate

>it's real

kek

>americans

kek

Its not medicine, it's changing the appearance of someone.

Kek. Are there any Germans even left in Germany at this point?

I can't wait to read all the New Years headlines.

Why do all european flags with 3 horizontal stripes hate us so much more than anyone else? Netherlands, germany, austria, latvia, to name a few

On this day eight months ago he was born. It's not even complicated. Hell its easier than putting out a Canadian forest fire.

>genes so shitty, you have to change your appearance to look good
>changing your appearance for someone else

it's degenerate ivan

every mother i know celebrated her kids 1st year of months
stop being spergs and go out and get girlfriends

What a happy cute kid, meanwhile his sister feels dead inside

howd u get the clover

ooga booga fat nigger ass t. american

In the month or the year or the week if you really want.
FPBP

I agree with u. I see parents do this stupid shit all the time.

>awh its his 3rd month 11th day 7th hour and 45th second. Happy bday. Xoxox

Nordic countries also hate you capitalist swines.

Actually I was being retarded, I just noticed that she said Happy Birthday at 8 months.

I thought OP was saying some shit like HOW CAN A BABY BE 8 MONTHS OLD IF ITS IN THE WOMB FOR 9.

>multi-million dollar golf course
>still uses 300 year old swing

For the record, kids always look like that. Being a kid sucks despite what boomers say.

That fire was ignited by his mind. That smile is one of accomplishment.

>Nordic countries
That's an african flag attached to your post.

You get one after your 30th Birthday as a Virgin.

>>genes so shitty, you have to change your appearance to look good
fuck yeah, nature sucks. Same reason we take meds, wear clothes and gmo the fuck out of our food. stop acting like natural shit is awesome because its not. its shitty and needs improvement.

Is she white?

whiter than you are

not an argument

>Newfag doesn't know what a Sup Forums pass is

>not knowing how women count a baby's age

Underage Sup Forums please leave.
Sage.