North Korea

I need some facts for my North Korea essay.

FACT: The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is the best country in the world.

FACT: BMWs are made in Best Korea

They have the world's largest hotel. It's completely empty

FACT: Canada is an ally of North Korea

Classic FPBP.

bernie sanders had wet dreams about visiting north korea

What sort of facts?

And was never finished

one of the biggest exporters of apples

it's a worker's paradise
it's aka best Korea
Google escape from camp 14 and watch the Anderson cooper interview. it will get you based. do some reading too

North korea has a GDP of 86 Trillion.

contrary to all wikipedia articles, north koreans are actually black/sub saharan

Weed is legal there.

North Korea has eliminated obesity with creative agricultural reform.

North Korea's strong jobs program has resulted in a 0% unemployment rate.

Fact: it's possibly the best Korea, due to women fucking up South Korea

Every communist country is an ally of North Korea.

We aren't communist we are a free democratic society

They recently voted in favor of banning nuclear weapons in the UN

1. It's Best Korea.
2. No hunger ever.
3. Everyone always happy.
4. Fuck stupid nip monkeys.
5. USA is little bitch
6. BEST KOREA STRONG
7. Plenty of power to run all of Best Korea's best stuff.
8. Best Korea is best.

FACT: North Korea is above South Korea

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North Korea leads the world in film and high art and Pyongyang is often referred to as the "Hollywood of the Orient."

Fact: In North Korea, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

Fact: North Korea is so lovely, South Korea had to build a Wall to keep their People from fleeing the dirty South

Keep telling yourself that.

Not run by illuminati like worse Korea

FACT: North Koreas have perfected human photosynthesis and can survive off of sunlight saving costs and the environment

Fact: In North Korea you must fart into bottles to prevent polluting supreme leader Kim Jong-un's airways.

Fact: In North Korea they import white Bull sperm from Australia to fetilise their Korean women (I'm a supreme donator)