Be a bong

>be a bong
>police confiscates your butter knife.

I'm not going to read any of that but that's either suicide or murder.

>balcony

Does that count as a Knight or a Rook?

Either way, Checkmate, etc...........

That trend that Russians seem to have with climbing high places is a pretty darwinian way to die.

>>Be genius Russian chess champion.
>>Fall from balcony
Life imitates art.

>have autistic hobby
>die an autistic death
what's the matter, OP, are all the 10 kebab places in your street closed?

Well what the fuck else would it be

Drunken Russian antics.

>be Swedish
>must i even finish?

>parcour
People still do this retarded shit? Why though?

for a split second I thought that Karjak threw himself from the balcony.

That would still fall under suicide or murder, dumbass.

that and dnb.

>be swedish
>police confiscates your wife and daugther for sexual emergencies

>died doing parkour

no wonder he died

you need to train more than that if you want to be able to support the whole weight of your body

>be swed
>make edgy sweden joke
Damn i got him good haha

he wasnt doing parkour

he was trying to park himself on the ground

> (((russian)))

involuntary manslaughter

Not politics. By the way, I hope Sergey Karjakin wins. It would bring that uppish Nord a few notches down. He deserves it after sperging because after losing a match.

what did he know?

Truth hurts more than lies

He, if anyone, should've know not to jump towers

F

>be "smartest man in the world"
>can't even walk or talk

I do not think you are in a position of making fun of anyone Britain, 20-30 British die ever year in Spain falling off balconies. Hotels have to put warning sings, even forbidding British the access to their room balconies