>be a bong
>police confiscates your butter knife.
Be a bong
I'm not going to read any of that but that's either suicide or murder.
>balcony
Does that count as a Knight or a Rook?
Either way, Checkmate, etc...........
That trend that Russians seem to have with climbing high places is a pretty darwinian way to die.
>>Be genius Russian chess champion.
>>Fall from balcony
Life imitates art.
>have autistic hobby
>die an autistic death
what's the matter, OP, are all the 10 kebab places in your street closed?
Well what the fuck else would it be
Drunken Russian antics.
>be Swedish
>must i even finish?
>parcour
People still do this retarded shit? Why though?
for a split second I thought that Karjak threw himself from the balcony.
That would still fall under suicide or murder, dumbass.
that and dnb.
>be swedish
>police confiscates your wife and daugther for sexual emergencies
>died doing parkour
no wonder he died
you need to train more than that if you want to be able to support the whole weight of your body
>be swed
>make edgy sweden joke
Damn i got him good haha
he wasnt doing parkour
he was trying to park himself on the ground
> (((russian)))
involuntary manslaughter
Not politics. By the way, I hope Sergey Karjakin wins. It would bring that uppish Nord a few notches down. He deserves it after sperging because after losing a match.
what did he know?
Truth hurts more than lies
He, if anyone, should've know not to jump towers
F
>be "smartest man in the world"
>can't even walk or talk
I do not think you are in a position of making fun of anyone Britain, 20-30 British die ever year in Spain falling off balconies. Hotels have to put warning sings, even forbidding British the access to their room balconies