Alternate Country Flags

I've noticed a lot of national flags have no real connection to the people or culture. Show us the flag that a country SHOULD have (and why).

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the three colours are connected to slavic culture, the crest is connected to the tribe which founded the country.
your flag has no connection to people or culture
>muh 50 states
practically the same flag as the EU, it gets more stars the more slaves you acquire

Indeed the emblem of our country represents our tallest mountain that is also named after a Slavic god Triglav.

You could also claim that red blue and white represent something. Red could be blood of ancestors, white purity, and blue could be the sky or the sea

>I've noticed a lot of national flags have no real connection to the people or culture.

Your flag was LITERALLY created as a high school class project.

why does serbia have blue and white then? amirite?
I'll be here all week folks

A green dragon would be better than a mountain no one ever heard of? Maybe white black and anything but red?

>You could also claim that red blue and white represent something. Red could be blood of ancestors, white purity, and blue could be the sky or the sea

Under the Habsburg rule the white, blue and red from the Carniolan coat of arms (the shield, the eagle and the crescent) were confirmed as the official flag colors of the crownland in 1848. Since the Duchy of Carniola was the main Slovene-populated region of the Austrian Empire, the color scheme was subsequently accepted as the generic Slovene national tricolor by the inhabitants of other Slovene Lands.

FUCKING LITERALLY PROBLEMATIC COMMUNITY DIALOGUE, YOU BIGOT

S-serbs are pure dont bully them

I got one. White represents salt and blue represents tears over losing Kosovo

Can you explain why the French flag has the same colours with 0 connection to a slavic background?

The french have small dick while slavic dick, very large dick.

because fuck scotland and this flag is bad af

In a way but green dragon on a blue white red flag would look shitty.

The flag would have to be white and red then

Because we wuz french n shiiet.

My great great great great great great great great great grandfather was napoleon

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>blue represents tears over losing Kosovo
Hey dude don't go there. One day I'll kill those cock sucking Šiptars as we call them where I'm from.

Only we are aquafresh. The others are just trying.

kek
>purest white genes in europe
>wipes blood off forehead
I haven't done any research on French penises, you are welcome to try

mines pretty easy

>says a retard from a country that uses a trade company flag

Its our national symbol, the mountain that is. We're proud of our clay, and the dragon is simply a symbol of our capital, not the whole country.

Every flag is a piece of cloth with simple geometric forms coloured in 1 to 3 colours, your point?

>America
Barrack Hussein Obama edition

>Our flag was designed by a spaniard
How times change

Red is the people.
White the church.
Blue the nobility.

We call them that too. Fucking Albanian subhumans. I would actually donate 1000$ to Serbian troops if they fought for Kosovo

Dental care is important here

>if they fought for Kosovo

Tell NATO/USA to stop bombing us, otherwise, what's the point?

Kek so hard

It's just a known fact that slavic dick very large dick. While the french are just pussies. You don't need research to prove it

That's fucking ass if true

It looks nice though

The only reason why i would not join the battle.
With NATO out of the picture i would go to Serbia and fight for free for a month or two

We are the only Aquafresh
Russia copied US
Slavic countries copied them

No explanation needed

Red is Hymen
White is pussy
Blue is refugee cock anfter entering such a tight space
>(It's gangrene, we will have to cut it off)

Yup. Jebem im mater.

Hail Donald, First of his Name, Head of House Trump Baron of New York City, Duke of North Florida, King of the 50 States, Protector of the Union and all its Dominions.

Are Slavs mongolians?

People would probably argue for orange/white/blue but I'd argue to keep it how it is. We are the original, imposters can fuck off.

i-it's true...
rude!

what is this i dont even...

kake žabarske simbole bi ti tišau na zastavo, žaba, te pa mejmo vijolčno zastavo, ker maribor je violčni, šampion

>i've noticed a lot of national flags have no real connection to the people or culture
ours is
the problem with it is that it’s a gay tricolour
flag i posted is pretty shit but something similiar would be goat

Not to mention all Palestinian fuckers coming to fight for muslims.

Fuck i actually agree with Jews on Palestinian issue

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Why does an aquafresh flag have to do with your shit country no one cares about? Go back to eating your mcdonalds and fapping to niggers nigging

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FEBO is bagger, Fuck off gast
De gewone frietzaak om de hoek is 10X zo goed

Americans saw the red white and blue and loved it so much they made it their colors.

But research disproves it.

Šampion. Ekipa polna črnuhov in čefurjev.
Kdo sploh še gleda nogomet?

In Finland's flag the blue is the color of the lakes and the white is the color of the snow

...... That˙s from all the Africans...

I think it was because the Union Flag of the British Empire was Red, White and Blue honestly.

I highly doubt this is real
Also I've never had my dick measured so where does this data come from

CANT YOU SEE THE "NO DATA"???
Thats where the biggest penises are. It says "no data" because if the secret was public, all the european men would lose their wives to us serbs and bosnians.

Maar die heeft geen vlag. Onnie dan?

Finland is a cool looking country. Say how expensive is it to stay there for a week?

Not trying to bang your women just want to hang out with Finns.I already have a waifu of my own

Where the fuck does this data even come from?

No, seriously.

Do they send people to knock on doors, asking for a chance to measure their dicks?

NO! YOU LOVED OUR FLAG! YOU LOVED THE FRENCH FLAG.

here is an explanation crwflags.com/fotw/flags/py.html

also our nation hymn is a french cabarette with modified lyrics

That's about correct, assuming it's in inches.

slavs are mongolian rape babies

Ew Bosnians are shitskin savages.

I would not mind if USA nuked Bosnia

Nepal.

Self described on internet polls

Kek

Actually our flag is older then the French one, so that can't be true

Don't be a cuck, Africans actually have smaller penises.

The majority of surveys all consist of data that has been self reported rendering it unreliable. An actual study was taken out in Nigeria by The Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital. They found the average erect Nigerian penis to be 5.3 inches, the German average on the other hand is 5.7 Inches.

Germany (5.7) ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11182344?dopt=Abstract

Nigerians (5.3) ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423?dopt=AbstractPlus

tldr: one of our dictator was a frenchboo

t. pure Anglo Saxson with a splice of Germanic Nazi DNA

BAITED

You cant hate on the land of cevapis brate

Physical examinations in high school.

>germans
You mean arabs and turks, ye?

The ones with big dicks don't feel the need to answer stupid polls about dick size because
1 : they have nothing to prove
2 : theyre too busy fucking your wife you cuck

Land of Islam and goatfucking.

Fucking shitskins got to go

goatfucking is a greek thing tho

>All these shitty combinations of red/white/blue

Learn from the best.

Britannia out.

i thought europeans didn't have penis inspection day?

But the surveys/polls inflated sizes considerably compared to studies where a nurse actually measured their dicks.

What the fuck is up with so many flags in Europe being red, white, and blue?

>France
>Netherlands
>Slovakia
>Slovenia
>Czech Republic
>Iceland
>UK
>Serbia
>Russia
>Croatia

Yeah I remembered that right when I pressed post.
sorry.

i blame france for this shit
>muh equality colours

RED FOR OUR BLOOD
WHITE FOR OUR SKIN
BLUE FOR OUR EYES

Exactly.

the stars represent our great states, the stripes represent the 13 original colonies.

I hate red, so here's a better flag for Slovenia.

Dan heb je echt een kut frietzaak om de hoek man

MENTION MY COUNTRY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

NO ONE EVER DOES

FUCK YOU ALL STUPID NIGGERS WE ARE THE BEST SLAVS FUCK YOU

>where a nurse actually measured their dicks.
Of course my dick will be smaller if it's measured by a half gorilla bitch in niggeria. If the nurse was hotter I'd have a chub and my dick would "be bigger"

YOUR POLLS/SURVEYS ARE USELESS IS ALL IM TRYING TO SAY

Also wanted to say youre a cuck

>lemme tell you bout yo cultcha cause i aint got one muffuga

Came here to post this

Reee stop pretending to be cute. You dirty homo

Proposed alternate French flag.

Looks like someone just put a Dragon on Estonia.

AND OUR TEETH ARE PEARLY WHITE
WITH A FRESH SMILE OH SO BRIGHT.

top kek

Plus slovenia is medium. I mean Croatia has more ocean and hornier bitches while Serbia actually has the horniest bitches I've ever seen

>Rofl. Dragon, the smybol of Ljubljana numales.

Maybe you should redo your flag in a way where you just write " 'Murica " with the McDonalds' "M" on some yellow or simillarily cucked colour.

Can't b8 me m8. I don't care what happens to my country.