So Sup Forums how many different "jews" are there?

So Sup Forums how many different "jews" are there?

Here's a list of terms I've seen:

>television: the electric jew
>alcohol: the liquid jew
>marijuana: the herbal jew
>big pharma: the chemical jew
>newspapers: the paper jew
>cisgender women: the chromosomal jew
>Jews: the human jew
>wedding jewelry: the metallic jew
>diamonds: the crystal jew
>Steven Universe: The Crystal Jews

Food - the edible Jew.

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>>cisgender women: the chromosomal jew
Faggot

>deerjews
>mountainjews
>fjordjews
>rögrömeflöejews
>monorian jew
>gay jew
>plain old jew
>pizza jew
>americans

Vaginal Jew
JazzJew
Automotive Jew

Just get any noun and add jew

Crime-solving - Jewby Jew

>sex: the vaginal jew

Pretty much everything is Jewish
FUCK OFF KIKES

Eyesight - the retina jew

>The Aquafresh Jew

air- the gaseous jew

This Divide and Conquer
Away with you JIDF

>Burgers: The food Jew
>Coke: The sugar Jew
>Ash: The only good Jew

>Homosuck
GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUTTTTTT

If only I could be rid of this terrible curse.

wifi - the invisible jew

we got us a water jew

>The potato Jew

>Pharmaceutical Jew
>lactose jew
>alcohol jew
>wageslave jew
>protein jew

Why do you live in Ping Pong?
Is that even a country

>Homestuck: The web comic jew

This thread... The cancer jew

Why do you live on a seabed? Too cowardly to take land by force?

A lot of men chase the vajewna.

Because a real man makes something themselves
Only Niggers steal

the slanted jew

So why did you steal that land from poseidon, eh water kike?

>Jews: the human jew

kek

Greek Gods are Faggots
Faggots got no rights

Women: the vaginal Jew