What was it like back in the days of Chris-Chan?
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>Back in the days of Chris-Chan
Do you mean 2008 when we started following him, or do you mean malls in general in the 1980s?
Because malls were fucking awesome.
haha I meant Chris-Chan. I wish I knew the days of the malls
Even when he was a kid just looking at him made your eyes feel like they had been raped by a big ugly fucking donkey
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I sent him fanart a few times because we share the same birthday.
Unlike some of the other I was trying to nuture his autism for greater lulz but faggots like BlueSpike and JackThaddeus broke him. Too many chefs in the kitchen.
We didn't have malls, but we had town centres which were equally awesome.
Now we have really shitty cheap plastic malls where people go to see what to buy for half the price online.
h-hi cutie, I-I guess
Oh shit why has someone posted a picture of Pricess Beatrice?
I remember it being a lot more mischievous than it is now, our little corner of the internet in general. Nowadays it seems like 90% of people actually doing stuff online treat far too seriously or politically.
It was just stupid fun back then. Sending shitloads of pizza, dragon dildos for the mums, and messing with autists on the internet.
how do we go back to the good days? I was too young and just lurked back then and I'm sad to see I've grown up to see the board normalized over time.
>too seriously or politically
true, but we literally just memed a man into office maybe the seriousness will die down when the election cools all the way down
> tfw a princess is about to knight you, but being drunk she slips and cuts off your balls with the sword
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Sometimes you can't go back, and maybe that's for the best. I'd rather let that period remain as a good memory of a golden era in online tomfoolery than try to force a revival that ultimately feels hollow.
The problem is that we've grown up. As a 1995babby I was about 15ish before I started getting into this stuff, so I was already kinda behind the curve. I mostly lurked because I was worried about doing shit that might come back to bite me, but even that was fun.
I was still doxxing and sending pizzas and fucking with autistic bronies on Deviantart (polarmars and wolverscream in particular because they were fucking hilarious) as late as 2012/2013. But by that time I was heading off to uni and I was just getting too old for it.
For old times sake, one of my partners in crime and I sent each other dragon dildos for Christmas (addressed to our mums of course, we had to intercept them). I've got it in a box in my closet along with some other relics and I'll look back on them fondly when I'm older.
i'm crying
I think I been to that mall in a dream.
Spoofy as fuck.
the soundboard prank calls of chris calling best buy etc and his dad Bob calling restaurant. com and cruise ship telemarketers cured my depression. i feel chris chan was put on this earth to make me laugh even though i feel sorry for him he is a gift from God.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Why does your Princess look like Adam Lanza, Greatest Ally?
We all have. Just remember to wake up when the marching men appear...
I remember I was around the end days of malls being cool of course mom or dad was with me.
Fun times...
Oh Chris-Chan right.
He's not as naive as he used to be, its harder to troll him. Of course he trolls himself but, not as often and yeah he's stupid as shit but, he just isn't as lulzy as he used to be.
What sickens me is that people actually buy who amibo bullshit. I sure as hell wouldn't want to touch anything chris has touched.
This was a good post, thanks.
I was deep into Sup Forums and raiding culture from 2004-2008, then bit by bit migrated to a more peaceful, isolated board. The jokes and memes from the golden era of Sup Forums started to feel trite and cliche, too much so even to use ironically for a while. But I wandered to Sup Forums sometime in 2015 around the start of the Trump train and to me the entire thing has felt like a massive throwback, like a famous band that broke up coming back together for one last concert and it's bigger and wilder than anything they've ever done before. I feel like I'm 19 again and it's 2006 and we're trashing naruto forums and furry mmos and habbo hotel using words like epic and Sup Forumslackup. I know that the scale is much larger now, presidential election vs. forum raid, but to me the underlying feel of chaotic mischief still feels the same as ever.
2006 here. I feel the same way. The rest of Sup Forums doesn't want to admit it but remnants of the old Sup Forums and Sup Forums reside in Sup Forums literally and figuratively.
A hivemind of hate frothing at their mouths for lulz and nothing more.
>trashing naruto forums and furry mmos and habbo hotel
WAIT!
WHAT IF SJWS AND JOURNOS WERE ALL HABBOS AND FURRYS?!?!
Anybody have that video of Chris Chan that shows his life and has video game music playing in the background?
What will happen to Chris when his mom dies?
Will he die from being stupid, or will he be able to survive on his own?
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This one?
Furries are a precursor to SJWs. The way the talk about fursecution and whatnot, overreact and can't take jokes, etc. Also the fact that most anons hated them primarily for their SJWish behavior and not for the fetish itself as most anons were also into degenerate porn themselves. The SJWs of today are that irritating part of furries, extracted, concentrated, and applied to fetishes/subgroups that are much more mainstream like homosexuality, minorities, etc.
The Royal females are obviously blokes.
>tfw you share a state with Chris Chan
fuck this abomination
Wait, why is this thread here? Did he died or something finally?
There was something comfy about the trolling of those days. Chris-chan was especially comfy for some reason. Some of it went too far, like that BlueSpike faggot who still trolls Chris to this day because he's a pathetic gaywad. But it was just a thing, like Hal Turner or Scientology or anything else.
I haven't felt that same sense from anything on Sup Forums for years. Literally years. This place just aint the same.
I was there in the thick of it when CWC was first discovered. It was how I imagined it must have felt like to discover the wreck of the Titanic.
Nah he's still alive, but by most guesses he only has a few years left in him.
Will anyone else go to the funeral?
I will deffinately go
Imagine the look on his parents faces when 100+ Anons show up to pay their respects
>parents
user I hate to be the one to tell you this but, Bob is dead and Bard is going to die soon.
There was this guy who started to claim to be the real Chris-Chan and made videos dressed like him, and it was some of the funniest shit ever.
Chris-chan challenged the other one to like, a battle of the bands type thing. Shit was maximum autismo.
Yo, but if ya'll niggas want to think about a more serious point- Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky mentions 1. making activist campaigns that community members enjoy 2. targeting individuals directly because they crumble faster 3. and basically trolling/nonsensical ad hominem and character assassination as it is very difficult to defend against. Think about all those raids and shit- think about the well-made media images that organized them, think about Anonymous being a symbol of inclusion and community amongst disaffected youth, think about how a lot of these things were called operations, think about how these same tactics that were taught to Sup Forumstard teenagers were then used by the same people years later as Sup Forumslacks.
I'm not trying to be super tinfoil here, but to me it looks like Sup Forums might be an intentional platform of radicalization and organization utilizing methods that are basically PsyOps
THICC
Honestly it ranks up thereally with the greatest story ever told. You can't think Sup Forums without chris-chan. He's the good and the bad. The reason to wake up and the reason to go to sleep. Chris-Chan is eternal.
Liquid Chris was funny as shit. And not as sadistic as Bluespike
>tfw realising he's a real person, and this shit happened
>that excitement when a new video went up
>the hype of a new plot starting to unfold
>the sheer bants of the pickle man
>it all slowing down
>him vanishing
>he returned as a sissy
They carried me away, user, and I haven't seen myself since.
Liquid Chris probably went on to do some funny shit in real productions or writing, cause he was truly a talented troll.
BlueSpike has literally not gone on to anything and still lingers at Chris-chan trolling forums hoping to get another chance to phone sex with Chris like he did when he was 12.
Americans can't get knighted, or hold foreign titles of nobility.
It was weird, because we didn't know how crazy things would get. It was funny as hell at the time though. Now it's weird even thinking this kind of shit was abnormal.
Chris chan is a paragon of virtue and sanity compared to what goes on every day now.
I've been following Chris from the start up to present day, the main diffrence he was SUPER SUPER NAIVE at first and would respond to anything.
but why are most furs right wing though?
Checkmate m8.
This is an interesting theory, I've thought about it myself before too. I think it's a bit unrealistic though. Nobody plays 20D backgammon that well.
Their politics don't matter, all that matters is their behavior.
Also Sup Forums was all edgy cockmongler and pedobear memes and epic fail guy wasn't a protest movement.
>says the guy with OwO in his ID
like pottery
but in all seriousness as long as they don't actually fuck real animals, I see no problem with it whatsoever.
This is why he was sooooo fun to mess with
>tfw grooving to subliminal frequencies
After Chanology and the Turner saga you saw an influx of faggots showing up wanting personal armies. Lots of Stormfags ended up on Sup Forums in particular, which eventually resulted in Sup Forums in the first place to keep them from shitting up Sup Forums.
There's obviously going to be organized groups out there now trying to use Sup Forums for their own personal gain. To assume otherwise is to be as naive as Chris-chan was. And it's not just liberals, it's not just conservatives, it's anything.
But then after a while people got controlling of him and started monitoring his emails and that kind of thing since he had his password set as Sonichu1.
She's cute
That was my point though, we didn't target them because of the fetish, we targeted them because they would get emotional and defensive and seemed to believe that it was the responsibility of the majority to be accepting and understanding of their fetish. It's the same reason I think most of us hate SJWs. They expect the majority to put forth effort and bend to compensate their quirks, whether these quirks are sexual or cultural or whatever. The burden of finding acceptance and belonging is on the one seeking it, but SJWs think it's the other way around.
>What was it like back in the days of Chris-Chan?
12 year olds pretended to be 18.
It's nothing to look back on, really. Being a primordialfag really gives you that kind of perspective on things. This site still manages to have that one little spark that made it so interesting: anonymity.
However, there's nothing to this place anymore beyond that. I realized that I'm far too old for the doxxing and pranks anymore. Hell, I was borderline too old during Chris-chan's heyday, and that time was barely meaningful beyond a chuckle and a cautionary lesson in acting too spastic on the Internet.
Ancient memes from way back when were simply innocent little captions of outlandish photos, mostly taken at just the right time in a normal moment. No real purpose, or rhyme, or even a reason. Just something to amuse ourselves and create our own little culture amongst the social outcasts that we were.
The election, I think, was the last great round for me; like an old, washed-up boxer coming out from retirement to take on a young heavyweight champion - except, this time, the old man won. Election night was that one last feeling of victory, the last winning bell at the last fight. I feel like I should have just dropped out of this place after that, like the old champ falling for good in the ring, but I carry on.
I have no idea why I'm still here, but I am.
I shuffle forward.
Desu...desu...desu...
Is this the Undertale protagonist?
I've seen a lot of shit on the internet in my day but somehow this is the most disgusting
>says the guy with DRllz (da reals) in his ID
Like puttery
But in all seriousness Chris Chan was the egregore and meme we created using a weakened human mind as our puppet.
That is not why Sup Forums was created.
It literally is, moot was tired of the shit on Sup Forums
So nothing's changed?
well i've never seen anybody do anything like that
I know for sure I don't do that.
t. furfag
29 year oldfag here. I feel the same bro.
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The 90s had the best economy in America's history.
Let's put things into perspective. Today's GDP growth is around 1%, maybe lower. In the 90s it was 7%.
you know the mall is the same one in tony hawks?
It was pretty straight but we have complained about invasions from X board or another website for as long as I've been here. (Since /new/)
If anything the board was much more right of center than it was nazi.
>does anybody remember stormfront selfie threads where we just laughed at fat skinheads
The point I'm trying to make is, we had a much greater variety of viewpoints. Even when we disagreed the threads about opposing views weren't shot posted to death.
I don't post very often but that's just my opinion. Been here on Sup Forums since 2008.
Hey, remember cockmongler? Happy negro? Ha...haha...man, what happened to this place? So much anger, and not that whimsical dumb fun. It's not the wild west anymore, just contained compartments of shitposts.
It all feels like such a waste.
Sometimes I get so nostalgic it physically hurts.
I think she's attractive in the weirdest way
I feel you, hard. Been here since 2006. No idea why I still am. I'm 26 years old now, good job, living on my own, happy relationship, but late at night when no one is around I still have the urge to shitpost and browse through pages of trash because on some level it makes me feel comforted that its still there, and that there are still people here. Its like the last place of its kind, a relic from the old internet.
average male shillary supporter
What you're saying is basically #notallmuslims though. Furries unironically believing in fursecution is a very well documented thing, look it up. I'm a weeb who plays VNs and lusts after 2D women, but I still helped to BTFO Fred Gallagher back during the Blurred raid.
The point is, in any sub culture or subgroup or whatever, there are going to be retards doing retarded shit. As a member of that subgroup you need to understand that, and understand that when people outside of your group look at your group, even if said retards are just a small fraction of the whole, those retards are the ones that are going to stick out to outsiders. And this isn't the fault of some kind of prejudice on the part of the outsiders, it's just the way humans work. So when you introduce yourself as being a furry, or a weeb, or a gay or tranny or immigrant from some shitty third world country or whatever, you need to do so with a bit of humility and shame for the actions of the people who make your group look like shit. And if you want to be accepted by the majority, you need to put forth the effort to fit in with the majority, and not expect anything in return.
I don't really know where I'm going with this anymore but I think I've strayed pretty far from the original topic of discussion so I'll stop now.
Is this your film, OP? I really liked that you opened the film with the video that started it all. My biggest critique is that you narrate a bit too much. Show don't tell.
ok.
fug my boipussy jap
To show you how out of touch he still is, look at the recent one where he's reading something from his PSP or phone or whatever while holding the cat.
The cat struggles to get away from him and he doesn't understand what it wants. Eventually he grabs it out of the floor again and holds it tightly in his lap, and it starts biting him, and he says like "he's still in his teething stage."
To Chris, there's no way that this cat doesn't want to be on his lap.
wtf are you talking about
This is proof-positive that anyone into 'trolling' is certifiably fucking insane.
>Watching this documentary
>Seeing all the parallels between Chris-Chan and myself
>All the similarities in social behavior
>Realizing I'm just a more intelligent version of the guy
KILL ME.
ITT Kiwifarmers bored because chris is nothing more than a begging tranny.
Chris-chan was amusing when he was just a raging autist with a crayon art comic book and infinite amounts of repressed sexual frustration.
His descent into full-on insanity over the years has been more disturbed than anything. You'd think the guy couldn't get worse, but then he becomes a tranny.
>last feeling of victory
don't worry user, you're here forever, and so is victory :^)
CURSEYOUHAMA
Just when you think it couldn't get worse than the tranny stuff, he has a ripped hole in his taint that he treats like a vagina. He risks septic shock and could actually die. That's the thing with Chris; you never know where he'll go next.
Y-you make sonic medallions out of crayons, user?
Yeah the throwback is real. I've been on Sup Forums since about 2013 and it has been QUITE the ride. Glad we're getting at least 8 years of bantz now.
Also what the fuck is this ban? Fucking gay ass mods.
How autistic are you?
You wanna fuck maybe ill bang your brain back into place
>What was it like back in the days of Chris-Chan?
It's still going on. The Trump Saga is our greatest trolling attempt yet.
You think Chris will try to assassinate Trump?
He'll go to the Inauguration and try to pepper spray him.
sometimes you just wake up and say to yourself wow the most consistent thing in my life for the last 8 years has been Sup Forums.
>2 schools
>2 colleges
>1 year of working
>2 gfs
>3 cities
>3 dead grandparents
and the only place I ever really felt understood or that I could understand was with you faggots
I know how you feel.
You should be thankful you didn't end up as bad as him.