Calixit

Is this a meme?

Because there's no way this is going to happen.
-California does have a large economy but we're very intertwined with the US
-Why would the us let us secede when there's so much in California? It's almost the entire western seafront.

Don't give the "too many mexicans meme"

businessinsider.com/calexit-explainer-california-plans-to-secede-2016-11

mercurynews.com/2016/11/26/calexit-just-some-flaky-california-dreamin/

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We would gain complete and utter economic leverage over CA due to the water all coming in from out of state.

>implying California would take Jefferson with it

California is in some serious shit and Silicon Valley is moving to Seattle/Austin and the only thing Cali has is Hollywood. It's also under some serious financial strains

commiefornia would be bankrupt within a year and a third-world shithole by year 3

>money leaving CA's hobo bindle as it deserts
accurate

I thought Silicon Valley was moving to Denver

>Seattle/Austin

actually i heard colorado is the next silicon valley
bizjournals.com/denver/news/2015/10/07/next-silicon-valley-how-about-colorado.html

CALIFAGS GO HOME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do Cali cucks really think they're wine, oranges and weed will generate enough money to keep those millions of illegals and hipsters fed?

A lot of Film studios are working in Atlanta now so in a solid 15-20 years Hollywood won't even be a thing. Commiefornia is a shit state and I'd love for them to leave.

Educate me more on my home state, Ahmed.

Its literally just LA and SF fags. They make the whole state look bad.

he's right, calicuck

> Californians
> Doing fuck all
Nothing will happen like when Texas didn't leave. Plus they would be bankrupt without fed funding

>secede
That would prevent any more fucking dems getting elected. I wish they would, join Mexico. Cali is a waste. Illegals and fags. No big loss.

>Why would the us let us secede when there's so much in California? It's almost the entire western seafront.
It wouldn't. This Marinelli guy overlooks the obvious geopolitics of the situation, something first worlders love to do. The United States is not going to lose major naval ports in Cali/ allow these ports to come under the influence of an outside power like russia or china. Any attempts at secession will lead to Civil War 2.

you faggots are moving here because taxes are too high and too many niggers and spics overrunning cali (although you won't admit it). so what do you do??? WHAT DO YOU DO??? you move to colorado and vote for the same faggot libshit policies that creates a welfare state, raising taxes and attracting more beans and niggers to this state.

FUCK. at this rate i'm going to have to move out of this state, my home state, within 10 years

If you don't live in California, you are irrelevant.

God I hope they go

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>Plus they would be bankrupt without fed funding
They're already bankrupt.

California's going to be a welfare state in 20 years.

Where are they going to get their water? What a bunch of dumb asses.

Hollywood is complete trash. I usually have to go down there once a month and holy shit I loathe that place. Completely overrated. Trash everywhere, annoying homeless and beggars everywhere, a shit ton of mexicans, and pick pocketers.

Its honestly trash. It may have been beautiful decades ago but it has been over run by immigrants and I'm not even trying to be racist. These mexicans bring crime and trash wherever they go.

California will soon need a wall to keep white taxpayers from escaping.

>California surviving without access to the Colorado River

hahahahaha

checked

they could cut their funding for gibsmedats nogs and The Bean Menace and build desalinization plants

If you live in California you probably enjoy Mexican dicks up your asshole.

>mfw california provides large amount of farm products to outside states
>mfw weed will prevail over eastfags
>mfw when the "brown cloud" will one day rule America

Although i will admit we are in shit condition. I think this is largely colleges, prisons, and public schooling.

Which is largely to blaim on illegal immigration and drug trafficking which is why reduced drug laws and increased drug treatment would be more effective like Sweden.

he's partially right, but we have more than Hollywood.

honestly north cal and socal should be split. Literally there's no Latinos the further north you go.

you do realize that california gets it's water from the north and that LA is literal trash and steals water to water their lawns?
>tfw east bay has been suffering while socal and farms steal our water.

Which trash state do you live in, faggot?

Isn't hollywood vegas 2.0?

5 words in and the answer is no

>california
>calling other states trash
sad!

I'm all for califorNIANS leaving the US

but America is sovereign and inseparable, and California belongs to us

Hollywood is Tijuana 2.0

And the democrats would never come to power once Commiefornia is removed.

Michigan: GOAT State of them all

>disregard california
>acquire virgin islands
>wall separates USA from mexico and california
>cali fags get what they deserve

Yeah especially with most movies now being funded by Chinese companies.

It is fracturing across the middle/south US, even going so far as Atlanta. Each region is developing their own "Silicon Valley", which is entirely feasible due to the dynamic nature of the tech industry. So long as the area develops the infrastructure the industry can move anywhere really.

>Michigan
>GOAT State

All your major cities are literal shitholes.

Many such cases!

>amount of farm products to outside states
That's because California has special lobbyist considerations that allow it too.

Anything grown in California could more easily be grown in Georgia. Plus, Avocados aren't exactly a staple

isn't California a net contributor in federal funding?
So does that mean they actually help prop up all the flyover states?
How is that possible, even with all the illegals bogging them down they're still contributing so damn much. And such high taxes, too.
Isn't lowering taxes not the be-all-end-all attracting business?

Secession is not legal

>(((hollywood)))
>(((silicon valley)))
>(((san francisco)))
>some absolutely disgusting ''''''wine''''''
Nothing of value will be lost.

>All your major cities are literal shitholes
>LA, SF
These are some of the worst shitholes on the Continent.

Detroit isn't even as bad as Shitcago

Bigger economy than russia

Detroit is the worst city in the country. Just LOL you don't even have clean water you poverty faggot.

libshits are moving there cause DUDE WEED LMAO

Its not going to happen.

The only way is the war way

They're currently being propped up by silicon valley which brings in a huge amount of income

Won't last forever though, implementing higher and higher taxes is eventually going to drive them all off to areas that are developing their own infrastructure

the real question is why we didn't kick cali the fuck out long ago

nothing of value lost

enjoy the water rationing

That bad huh.

>Detroit is the worst city in the country
Memes, Detroit is a shithole, but Chicago is worse.

Detroit may be 84% Nog, but there's less than 800k people in it. You're more likely to get robbed and killed in Chicago.

Upper ok. Dearborn , Flint and Detroit? lol

isn't going to happen, and if it by slim chance does, boy oh boy they dont know what they are getting themselves into.

California wasn't a problem until Reagan granted amnesty and congress fucked him over.

Dearborn isn't bad, it's just full of Muslims.

They're all rich, though, unlike your Mexishits

Dont't judge Michigan to strongly until you visit the North-West. I currently live in Traverce City, and it is nice as fuck. Plus it has a nonexistent crime rate, and is over 90% white.

yeah, no shit. you won't believe the influx of young, able-bodied HOMELESS.

our downtown parks used to be nice. very very nice. now it's literally chock full of packs of young homeless 20-30 strong who literally trash huge swathes of the park, just sitting around and smoking weed. seeing these fuckers with signs begging for money enrages me. the only thing that pisses me off more is seeing people actually give these faggots money.

All of the Midwest is shit and should be nuked.

This is what the cucks in California will never understand in the based racist north we only take care of the white parts of our cities. Who the fuck cares if a bunch of black neighborhoods don't have public infrastructure?

WI reporting in btw.

this

>mfw california provides large amount of farm products to outside states
Government subsidies are the main reason why your state grows so much. Everything grown in California could just as easily be grown on the East Coast.
>mfw weed will prevail over eastfags
Not even an argument.
>mfw when the "brown cloud" will one day rule America
Wrong, but I do agree with most everything after this.

Florida. There might be a lot of liberal shitheads in my state as well, but at least we still have enough sense to vote for Trump. Your state is fucked beyond repair.

Bye, commies!

>Coasts
Enjoy Sweden 2.0

Given how Hollywood have been sucking off China lately they might as well just move there

>california secedes
>trump declares war on them and invades, kills all libshits and annexes them back into the union.

Sounds like fun.

>Won't admit it


So you've never met a white Californian who wasn't a liberal pussy?? Or you've never met one at all?

The Midwest is the American equivalent of Eastern Europe except it also has blacks.

It is one now. It's fucking awful

Illinois first. At least we won't have to pay our pension debt

Nah, just let them slowly die of thirst until they beg to come back.

If they divert the Colorado, LA becomes a wasteland, and all the Mexicans and liberals flee to the surrounding areas.

I'd sign up if it was "kill them all" and not this "hearts and minds" faggotry that lost us our wars in the middle east
>So you've never met a white Californian who wasn't a liberal pussy?
this

This. California's huge agricultural numbers come from an industry of cash crops that require vast amounts of fresh water that it imports. Cash crops that are only profitable over foreign imports because of tariffs and import taxes. If it leaves the Union, it its current agricultural sector will collapse. It will be able to switch over to staples, but it will be years before it completes that.

I've heard your Colorado's housing and rent prices has gone up since DUDE WEED?

>our downtown parks used to be nice. very very nice. now it's literally chock full of packs of young homeless 20-30 strong who literally trash huge swathes of the park, just sitting around and smoking weed. seeing these fuckers with signs begging for money enrages me. the only thing that pisses me off more is seeing people actually give these faggots money.

That sucks m8. A real shame. CA was a containment state for a while but now the leftists are planting seeds in most major cities. I wish it would stop. Austin is too far gone and I hear Dallas will soon be behind them quite soon.

Murder mitten is the best state
>Flintfag

dude places like palm springs is good.

>I've heard your Colorado's housing and rent prices has gone up since DUDE WEED?
yeah. my rent went from $650 to $950 in 4 years and we get less service now (maintenance, etc)

JUST

The US is an indestructible union. Once you are in there is no leaving it. Maybe with 3/4s state support.

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269 here, you?

Porn will forever be made in Burbank, because Atlanta is having none of that.

Sadly, the quality of American porn will drop like a rock when the lure of legit actress careers is no longer present in Hollywood to get gullible women to do whatever the directors tell them to do.

kek. What have the liberals changed since coming there?

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Come to Kansas, Colorabro
We got sweet gun laws and we love your state

Meme it into reality

Yes, it's a meme.

Why do you fucking idiots keep thinking it's real?

Many of the arabs are chaldean christians, who are actually pretty based

Secession would be terrible for all parties involved. I'd much rather they split the state into California proper (south) and Jefferson (north), and then keep both of them. This cordons off the 'problems' to a more well-contained space, and more importantly it divvies up those electoral votes.

there's a 75% chance you're a nog based on your area code

And have sexy daughters.

Let's not kid ourselves here, the hijabs are more numerous

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I come from the old line Poles who used to live in Detroit, so I'm a Nigger of the European extraction.

Let them leave. It'll be that many fewer blue counties when Trump is up for reelection.

If that happens we litterally shut off California's power.

Only one state in the union has its own power grid and it is not Cali (it's Texas)

Who would we annex for a 50th state? We can't have some shitty uneven 49.

What does Cali even have that could make it independent?
I know a lot of money flows around from the rich people who live there, but in terms of livestock/oil/water/plantations and energy do they have anything a country needs to sustain itself?
If they succeeded and expected decent trade relations with the USA they'd be fucked, is Cali just full of retards?

seceding is illegal. Attempting to do so would result in treason charges for the Californian leaders.

It's pointless to even think about, because it is completely impossible.