>Your ancestors were chad conquerors
>Literally made the entire world submit to their will
>You spend all day faping to 2D girls
Your ancestors were chad conquerors
Don't remind me
Not my ancestors.
Then dont fap to 3d girls?
Sounds like we have things pretty good. I like fapping better than conquering.
feels good
They didn't go far enough. Now we're stuck with all those conquered people outbreeding us and demanding handouts.
>tfw ancestors always in military
>In every single war since America started
>Only one died in battle of Antietam
>still have his letters to brother before he died in prison camp
>highest K/D ratio was Grandpa with 67 kills, 15 buildings destroyed with warship
>tfw fat, retarded, and to lazy to post a face.
>Your ancestors were conquerors
You have to go back.
>3000 BC
>Anoncestor comes home to his cave from picking berries in the woods
>Uses berries to paint crude picture of woman
>Jacks off to 2D cave painting
look doggo, its a virign
Your ancestors were most likely farmers and shit.
>tfw can never live up to expectations of the great sages of our ancestors
>Ancestors kicked muzzies out of their land
>Ancestors kicked injun ass in Americas
>Ancestors had massive navy
>Ancestors had empire built by fucking Chocolate
>tfw I sit around with shitty injun blood getting yelled at by other brown people to 'go back'
damn
digits dont lie
>although thanks to exponential multiplicity you may have royalblood too user
5 days clean on NoFap m80. I'm going all the way this time with the Grace of Our Lord Jesus Christ.
>You spend all day faping to 2D girls
>2D girls
I don't do that though.
My spanish ancestors were chads and here i am
>Unusually high amounts of Neanderthal DNA in my family
>Literally descended from the oldest cucks in history
Neanderthals were based user
Join the Armed Forces or the police.
Gand dad Vasily would be proud
stop crying like a bitch and git gud ya faggot