Your ancestors were chad conquerors

>Your ancestors were chad conquerors
>Literally made the entire world submit to their will
>You spend all day faping to 2D girls

Don't remind me

Not my ancestors.

Then dont fap to 3d girls?

Sounds like we have things pretty good. I like fapping better than conquering.

feels good

They didn't go far enough. Now we're stuck with all those conquered people outbreeding us and demanding handouts.

>tfw ancestors always in military
>In every single war since America started
>Only one died in battle of Antietam
>still have his letters to brother before he died in prison camp
>highest K/D ratio was Grandpa with 67 kills, 15 buildings destroyed with warship

>tfw fat, retarded, and to lazy to post a face.

>Your ancestors were conquerors
You have to go back.
>3000 BC
>Anoncestor comes home to his cave from picking berries in the woods
>Uses berries to paint crude picture of woman
>Jacks off to 2D cave painting

look doggo, its a virign

Your ancestors were most likely farmers and shit.

>tfw can never live up to expectations of the great sages of our ancestors

>Ancestors kicked muzzies out of their land
>Ancestors kicked injun ass in Americas
>Ancestors had massive navy
>Ancestors had empire built by fucking Chocolate
>tfw I sit around with shitty injun blood getting yelled at by other brown people to 'go back'

damn

digits dont lie

>although thanks to exponential multiplicity you may have royalblood too user

5 days clean on NoFap m80. I'm going all the way this time with the Grace of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

>You spend all day faping to 2D girls
>2D girls

I don't do that though.

My spanish ancestors were chads and here i am

>Unusually high amounts of Neanderthal DNA in my family
>Literally descended from the oldest cucks in history

Neanderthals were based user

Join the Armed Forces or the police.

Gand dad Vasily would be proud

stop crying like a bitch and git gud ya faggot