THE GREAT DEBATE

Should men pee sitting down or standing up?

Personally I shit standing up so peeing while sitting just makes sense

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I'm a tranny and even I pee standing up. It's just faster.

men dont fucking deserve to pee, because they are racist, sexist SCUM!

i pee sitting at home, i just sit there for a few minutes watching youtube videos even after i'm done peeing

>Should men pee sitting down or standing up?
however they want who cares?

>I shit standing up

>not sitting down to pee like a cute femboi

Post feminine penis

Depends if I have to shit, I'll piss while im sitting, other wise standing.

I do it at home to ensure no stray pre hits the toilet. It's a cleanliness thing.

>peeing
>being white
Sorry. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you fellas aren't white.

You piss sitting down only if you're shitting at the same time.

Your own pisser = sitting down, gets more piss out
Public restroom = standing up

If you care about how you pee, you have serious self-confidence issues

It's biologically "correct" for a male to stand while peeing - sitting effectively allows for less flow of urine through the urethra.

Pee standing up in public or acquaintance's restroom
Sitting down in own or close friend's restroom
Sitting is relaxing, I fucking love sitting

>not pissing in the urinal first
>then grabbing a stall to shit in
>not enjoying tfw shitting without pissing

A better question would be if you should use toilet paper on your pee pee after you are finished.
I do this, but apparently Im an exception. I thought it was common sense.

I started sitting down to pee at home about 2 years ago. I don't know why I waited so long. I'm 36 years old and I love it.

>sitting down while peeing
What are you a degenerate tranny or a muslim ?

The one time it somehow came up in conversation, I got several strange looks for saying I wiped my dick. Fuck man, I don't want those last few drops of piss getting on my boxers.

As for OP, it's healthier to piss sitting down. I don't usually out of convenience, but I do when there's time and/or I'm at home.

You which don't Sup Forumstards are doing.

Poo

I pee in the sink. Manlets are jelly they can't reach

That's why you use underwear and change it daily. At some point or another you're going to get up and some last droplet stuck down in the piping will get pushed out the tip.

If you've got a few drops dribbling out when you're done then you might want to consult the internet and/or a doctor.

It makes sense hygienically

I sit down when I'm at home, answer emails/texts and shitpost, just makes things cleaner.

>he squats while shitting
>calls anyone else degenerate

How long does it take you to pee? It's tiresomely long to go through the trouble of dropping trou and getting everything back together again, even just having to turn around to flush.

Answering emails and shitposting? Do you have a prostate problem or something?

>the great debate
This is why no one takes you faggot numales and women seriously.
>the great debate
top fucking keks, faggot.

Sit at home, stand while im out.

At home its better because there can always be an untrustworthy shit lurking about. As for public toilets, lets just say i ain't touching that shit nigga

I piss then I just sit there for a few minutes, I have to add that the toilet bowl has a heated seat.
Comfy

this, sit down and get /comfy/ then fucking wipe you mongs

and wash your hands too

>I piss then I just sit there for a few minutes,
You have nothing better to do with your life?
>I have to add that the toilet bowl has a heated seat.
If I my business goes on long enough to be monkey business, the seat gets ass sweat on it, and that's without heat. And don't tell me you're using some kind of like leather seat or some shit.

You are derelict.

I'm literally a tranny and I prefer standing because it's more comfortable.

If you have a penis and you sit down to pee you're retarded

When you have to clean the bathroom, you pee sitting down.

does anyone else stand while wiping after a shit?

Well the Bible calls men "them that pisseth against the wall" so as God commands...

How else would you wipe? Go underneath your balls all upsidedown? Arms don't even bend that way.

The real question is, do
you guys look at the toilet paper after every wipe?

Sometimes you know it's not clean yet without looking.

POO

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>ITT filthy plebs with no bidets

>tfw mummy complains that I take a shower Everytime I take a shit
>Calmly explain to her that it's not sanitary to walk about with shit ass
I fucking wish we had bidets here.

Generally pee standing up but sometimes it get comfy and pee sitting down. I don't give a fuck.

>Should men pee sitting down or standing up?
either, as long as it's together

I only sit down if I'm drunk or it's too early in the morning and I'm still waking up. If you sit down to piss for ANY OTHER REASON, you're a faggot.

I'll either sit down, or pee into the shower stall. No way am I cleaning up piss spray around the toilet all the damn time.

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