"One European house, please."

>"One European house, please."

>"That'll be £4,000,000, sir."

>"What a deal!"

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amazing thread op did you study to make these

"Look at the quality of those homes! I'm moving to Europe!" Replied the Canadian.

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>Tfw grandmother bought 3 shitty houses in Vancouver

>tfw millionaire

>One Canadian crackhouse pls
>That will be 10 million dollars

"You serious bro??? thats a bargin!"

Asians are good immigrants they said

>kek

Good one.

JUST

I should have picked a shittier example though because that is actually quite a lovely and comfy looking home. Obviously not worth millions of pounds but lovely nonetheless.

Thank you for your business, please displace immediately this is a refugee housing now.

thats literally harry potters house

>"One American house, please."

>"That'll be $4,000,000, sir. Plus 20% tax of course. Oh and plus tip."

>"Here you go. *claps*"

One natural disaster later.

Geez, what a failure of a post

are houses in tornado valley super cheap because even they know it will get rekt sooner or later?

You can do better than this.

Housing in rural areas is usually super cheap.

HAHAHA!

I'm paying 1/4th the amount that my Canadian and European friends are paying for their house, and my place is better and my neighborhood a lot nicer.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

We already do. Even though we don't have the bullshit home destroying natural disasters you lot have we still build our houses to last.

Why the hell do you make such flimsy houses when you have tornadoes and shit?

This is more accurate.

How can Eurocucks live in such tiny hovels?

Do they make you pay the postlord?

four hundred thousand pounds of what?

Real estate companies are ran by jews, for jews.

china was a mistake

what is homers insurance

checkm8 bitch

>we still build our houses
>houses
lol

Tornadoes are only common in certain areas of the US.

There's literally nothing wrong with houses made from lumber. That's the way it has been done for thousands of years. It allows us to quickly and cheaply build beautiful homes, and if you've got a little extra money, it can easily be built with masonry and brick if you prefer.

For a million dollars in 90% of America, I could build a 3,000 sq ft house of luxurious quality on several acres of land. For a million dollars in Cuckistan you'd be lucky to purchase half an acre of land.

though tbqh if you don't mind being out of work and driving for hours to get anywhere, some parts of canada aren't awful

newbrunswick.craigslist.ca/reo/5879792669.html
>that'll be 4 rooms plus 30 acres, thanks

I never received a clarification on this. How did chinks crash the Canadian housing market with no survivors?

>natural disasters don't happen anywhere else
>implying Britains don't clap when the plane lands.

it's ok britfag. just step back from the keyboard and have a cheese and onion pastie.

BC let chinese billionaires buy up realestate with no limitations. they're only just now considering putting limits on foreign buyers, though it might be too late

Hey man I'm taking out a 30 year mortgage on that

Translation: we deforested our lands thousand of years ago and now have no choice but to use wildly expensive stone and brick or import wood.

Manage your timber better.

wow what a deal

It is too late. Plus the chinese are insanely good at evading these taxes. I spoke to a chinese friend about the housing costs (he owns a house in vancouver) and he says "meh, it's less expensive than shanghai"

WELL LET'S TRY TO FUCKING KEEP IT THAT WAY

Don't get ahead of yourself as well, Levi.

You already depicted the color of your people with the meme.

Wait, you guys don't have any limitations on foreigners purchasing residential property? What the fuck? Does Canada not even have housing covenants or associations to impose rules on shit like that? I don't know all of the federal and state laws for non-residents purchasing residential property in the US, but I know that home owner's associations would go absolutely ape-shit if some chink started buying up residential lots and sue them into oblivion.

The government let crooked Chink millionaires and billionaires invest their entire savings into houses in major cities. They don't even rent it to people, they just leave it empty cause they only need the houses for money laundering.

BC at the very least doesn't. They wanted foreign people to move in since canada has such a low population, but they didn't imagine foreign tycoons buying everything and jacking prices up

There's no home owners associations here.

meant for

Yup. Same chinese friend as in previous post just bought a new house because he needs to get rid of cash before he's audited

let me guess no one does anything because it's racist?

more like BC is a leftist/socialist shit hole and they're notoriously bad at business

The US is even more open to foreign buyers, user. HOA's have very little standing to intervene on who can and can't buy property in most jursidictions.

It's got nothing to do with lumber. Most Norwegian houses are built with lumber and are sturdy as fuck. It's about the shoddy workmanship and the terrible materials you use. A lot of them are just plaster, and it's common practice in the US to have a fake facade that's not actually part of the frame or provide any support. These houses tend to fall apart after just a few years if they're not maintained, something that's evident in the many abandoned suburbs you see in the US.

Also, the price is highly dependent on where you live. Of course you can get cheap houses if you live so far outside the city that you're talking about acres. That's the same for every country.

Here's what you get for a million dollars in a Norwegian suburb, in the most conservative town in Norway (4500 sq ft):
m.finn.no/realestate/homes/ad.html?finnkode=77645429

Are there a lot of squatters?

>mfw the chinks pull out and the boomers/gen x lose all everything because all their capital is tied up in real estate

BRING IT ON

I've been accumulating cash for 5 years waiting for this to happen. I'm going to lubricate my uncut cock with boomer tears when I buy his mansion for $100,000

Wow. That is fucking ridiculous. At this point, the only thing that will save you is a law that retroactively takes the property back from non-residents/citizens for a refund of the price they paid. Basically eminent domain. The chances of that happening with your cucked government is exactly 0.00%

ITT: retards don't know how real estate works

This is the biggest problem. Massive amounts of unoccupied housing is a damned armed revolt waiting to happen. Owning but not occupying or renting should have a lot of tax penalties.

>retroactively takes the property back from non-residents/citizens
dangerously close to communism, friend. though with our cuck communist PM, it might happen

That's not going to happen for maybe another 90 years.

why though?

they have some much power when it comes to negotiations, everyone wants to live in Vancouver

it's like the only city that get 3 full months of summer

they're short sighted and only think of immediate emotional appeasement

I want to build a box fort like I did when I was young, but I know that I'll just be sad once I'm inside.

Fuck that looks cozy, just too bad it's NB.

>Wow. That is fucking ridiculous. At this point, the only thing that will save you is a law that retroactively takes the property back from non-residents/citizens for a refund of the price they paid.

Nah, what would save these markets is if the Chinky Winkies pulled their investments out and brought it back to China.

America should have bulldozed the USSR and then nuked the Communists in China. Nobody would have cared.

>There's no home owners associations here.

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT??????

you're telling me in a country that prides itself in being "progressive" there is no fucking home owners association?!!??

Yeah, that's the case with the shitty town houses you see in hastily erected suburbs for lower-middle class families. Most Americans are trying to get away from that.

Tip one is to not hire spics to build it because they will use the absolute cheapest materials and absolutely quickest workmanship they can do. It's common in more rural/upscale areas to have the basic frame of the house made from logs which is extremely durable. And even if it's not, there's nothing wrong with a house made from softwood lumber if it is properly maintained. The run-down ones you see are the result of niggers/white trash not giving a shit when a pipe bursts or the roof leaks.

And while I agree the masonry facade things are annoying, I see many nowadays built with masonry integrated into the foundation.

The point being, even if you want to have an actual sturdy home made from logs/timbers and masonry, it is still a fraction of the cost of a European home built of similar materials and of a similar size.

Their mortgage interest is not deductible either. It really is a very different housing market from the US.

You're gonna be waiting a long fucking time mate.

setting those up are long, laborious endeavors that require much consensus. they're more worried about instant gibmes

for example our "progressive" government just keeps shoveling cash into native reservations because their quality of life is so bad, but they never look into WHY its so bad. they're getting money already so how can they be letting their water towers fall apart? its obviously because the heads of these reservations are corrupt as fuck and generally live in giant mansions just outside the trailer parks. but no one wants to look into it. just hand them more money, pat yourself on the back and forget about it.

Yeah but you get a new house to replace the old one for free.

JFC here in Montana that house would go for no more than 100k.

>but no one wants to look into it. just hand them more money, pat yourself on the back and forget about it.

its so funny because i've talked to natives online and they all blame whites and drink themselves stupid every night

Nigger that's a good thing HOA is the ultimate cancer.

It's not as bad as you think. Take this house.

m.finn.no/realestate/homes/ad.html?finnkode=86674022

It's 2200 sq2 and it's got 7 acres of land. Price is about $170k.
It's boring to look at, but these houses are built to last. Click through the pictures to get a proper impression.

>paying 170K for a house built in 1956

I can get a new 2 story 2000sqft 3br 2.5bath + basement newly built house in the Midwest for that much, 30 minute drive to Chicago.

Holy fuck that house is comfy. Can I immigrate, Norgay?

it is a cancer but this is canada, those snow niggers are being invaded by chinks with no one to fight for them

>Chicago
Aren't muder rates at third world levels there?

The age of the house is irrelevant if they're properly maintained and upgraded. In fact, I prefer to live in an older house, and I can't recall an instance where the age of the house has had an impact on its price.

2.3 million of that is location. that house is right near downtown vancouver iirc. the idea is that you tear down the shithole and build a better house with your wealth

well if there's no insulation in the walls, the facades are deteriorating sandstone and its heated with 100 year old boilers, it might be cheaper than you expect

needs more words

>WHAT WHAT WHAT??????

depends what area you're in

Chicago is the key to the west, all of our trains pass through there

so it's an extremely desirable place to be close to

Hence the upgrade and maintain part.

>"One Australian house please!"

>走开。这里允许没有白色恶魔。

kek thanks for the pic

at that point it'd be cheaper to buy a new house. you know how much sandstone restoration costs?

>commute 2 hours to the city to work as a skilled tradesman
>can't afford a home for my wife and unborn child

Feels bad man.

That's a nice place when you scroll through the interior pics. The surrounding outdoor panorama is also quite beautiful.

What the fuck are you

no you can't, unless your 30 minute drive to chicago means reaching the absolute outer most suburbs like st charles or algonquin.

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wtf is that light in the reflection of the top left windows?

>newly built house

A very, very large number of houses built in the last 15-20 years are built like fucking trash. Massive real estate boom made companies start building houses super quickly and super cheaply.

When you find out your foundation is cracked in 3 different places and the exterior brickwork starts to fall off because the brick used wasn't climate appropriate, you'll have wished you'd bought one of those "old" houses.

Man, now I want to move. The houses are falling apart, but I wouldn't mind owning 20 acres of land here.

m.finn.no/realestate/homes/ad.html?finnkode=79639923

>went on trip to italy
>stop over in NL
>everyone in NL is lanklets
>get to idaly, everyone is either lanklet or short chubby and brownish
>feel right at home
>fugggg :DDDD

Sounds like a good deal.

At least Europe ha as big population per km
Try straya
>1 house please
>that'll be 2,000,000 $
>what a deal!
We have the lowest population per square kilometre on earth.
Fuck this shit

Unfortunately no leaf. The chinese banks grant loans at close to 0% interest to chinese emigrating to AU/CA. The houses serve as a requirement for "investment" and the chinese end up with AU/CA/US citizenship in case something bad happens in china. Real estate is also exempt from money laundering statutes(or at least it is in the US), so rich chinese are looking to stash their money in the anglosphere in the form of a house. It's actually the exact opposite of capitalism, it's a scheme by the anglo governments to fuck over regular citizens(pricing them out of housing) by effectively selling citizenship and providing safe harbor for money laundering. You get a housing boom provided by rich chinese and middle class chinese(funded by loose chinese banks) trying to escape the laws of their homeland. Lawmakers don't really care because it pumps up prices and makes their areas look rich, but in 7-10 years those homes will be seized due to unpaid taxes and improper maintenance. Many states here also have adverse property laws allowing someone else to own a home after 7 years of maintaining, living and paying taxes there. Loosen building and zoning laws, get rid of citizenship-for-investment schemes and then we'll talk about housing markets being capitalistic. The governments are currently squeezing citizens with regulations and huge foreign pockets all to pump up asset prices and make themselves look good.

That's not what I meant. I meant that the price for older houses are the same as new houses, if they're properly maintained and upgraded.
Of course you're not going to get a good price for a house that's falling apart.

EUROPOORS BTFO BY COLONIES

now that housing prices went up, the trendy thing i noticed in the chicagoland area is to buy a small/er single story brick house, slap on a frame second story on it, cover it with siding all around except the front where both the original first story and the added second story get a new matching brick veneer facade.

this makes the house look like new construction from the street, and it's much cheaper than a full tear down.

is it really that bad?

pic related is an example of what i'm talking about.

>One American house please.
>That will be 19.99 plus tip