We write Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Fidel Castro

We write Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Fidel Castro

I'll start:

Dear

Fatso

mr.

dad

Cuck

fuck niggor

I

dongs

A

semen

SENOR PRESIDENTE

L'papa

anal fissures

God

Absolute

may

sorry

furthermore,

My bull's son

hitler did nothing wrong

Soviets

muslim

free helicopter rides

The jews deserved it

imported

tolerance and diversity

Promiscuous mother

bloody dildos

Secret

fingering

wank police

the sale of fresh cuban blood

Of your

narrow urethra

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

because its current year

in a

yo soy bien papi

rake

direct flight to cuba

it's 2015 duh

but

to

And

In other words,

my lovely anus

Leaf

Uncle Raúl

jews did 911

enemies

DUDE

Kikeroos

cuba libre via burro puta

knob cheese

Love, your wife's son

weed lmao

JUST

Marxism

Fuck white people

lol
also checked

and their smegma

prep

a bull

Penis

muhfugga

How dare you! Cuckdeau is a hero to the peoples of Canada!! They literally can't even shaking!!! Xer help them if you decide to really upset them!

BTW - My captcha is Ebony D in honor of Canada.

WETBACK

>Dear
Papa
>my lovely anus
Is hurt today

maple syrup flavored anal lube

Papi

mittens

Papa Fidel:
Thank you for sending weed and cocaine to North America

You'll be missed by every drug dealer and every junkie.


Your favorite Miss Canada,

Justin.

the holocaust never happened

oogs booga