What went through his mind?

What went through his mind?

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My place looks better

This office is tiny

"This Obama guy is a bigger assclown than I had previously thought"

>his mind

I'm not living in this shitty old house.

And I can't believe aliens are real.

Obama is such a dick IRL.

radio silence probably lmao

>I will be spending the next three months holed up inside my stronghold strategizing
>the next time I step foot in these parts... there will be no room for error

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>damn, that video they just showed me about multiple angles on JFK's assassination was really something

>"I gotta shit but the toilets aren't gold here"

With all the mountains south of Fort Stockton, I'm only going to need 1,000 miles of wall instead of 1,900.

"I thought aliens were a meme"

>"Ugh, I just cut a nasty one."
>"At least it was silent but deadly."
>"I wonder if Barack can smell it?"
>"Oh no, I think it might have been hard gas."
>"Probably going to have to wipe myself after this."
>"Hope I don't need to change my underoos."

"youtube.com/watch?v=BX-7BlRc_a0"

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>Good going, guys. You literally ruined multiple innocent people's lives and businesses, all while making everyone from Alex Jones to David Seaman look like complete schizos.

Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed

maybe this

>"Man that orientation video got really strange towards the end when it was just 25 minutes of 9/11 footage with zero context."

I wish this nigger sitting next to me would shut the fuck up.

topkek

obama briefed him on the aliens and he's trying to figure out how to build a space wall.

>I know I'm supposed to get up and go over there to finish up press interviews, but I had a heavy lunch so I need to sit here and face fart so that no one can smell the fajita chicken taco salad.

" really have to do this bullshit now"

youtube.com/watch?v=eoEm22Ff12k

Silver of the Moon.

we only got A-D covered? we really made a poor job than. I thought we would at least make it to S

>It's going to take my entire presidency to get this fucking smell out of here.

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>this nigger is far more fucked up than I could even conceive of

Michael Faraday for Secretary of Defense.

Soon, a bullet.

can you /thread your own post?