Hey government agents

Hey government agents,

Serious question I want to ask-

Do you guys like us?

Does Sup Forums and /x/ intrigue you all at least?

Yes Sup Forums intrigues us quite a bit.

yes, you guys have seriously helped out in a lot of different investigations

CSIS here. You guys are alright.

Everyday we have fun here. People forced to read other platforms are near suicidal at times.

coolness

This is more than just a containment board on Sup Forums, it's a containment board for the internet.

Enjoy your bad press.

Sincerely,

the Illuminati

Sup Forums is my main board.

Fuck there's a lot of pedos over there

You make our jobs a lot easier to do.

FBI anons, how many spots are open now that X amount of agents have told Comey to fuck off with their resignations? Think I have a shot at getting in?

I wonder, since you all took an oath to the constitution, if there would be a coup to get rid of globalist traitors out of our government soon or in the future...

Would really restore my patriotism and nationalism quite a bit.

Yes, you are the chosen board.

t. FBI agent

lol.

you guys already know me huh

If there are actually any FBI in here, what do you guys think of our NatSoc threads? Do they entertain you guys or are they genuinely a target of the FBI?

When are you fuckers finally going to take down the pedo cannibal cult in power?

What are you honestly waiting for?

I have a better question, feds.

Was /x/ ever good?

I'm not an agent but if I were, I'm sure I'd spent a lot of time here. Us 4channers sure know how to conduct an investigation.

Cultural warfare is of historic interest for our agency.

better off than the guys that monitor /d/, I'll tell ya that.

They have to rotate them out every couple of months, they start to get kinda 'weird', ya know?

Also they regularly screen us to make sure we haven't turned about twice a year. Nothing crazy. Pretty sure the guys in charge of that are oldfags anyway so they deliberately keep us on for disinformation.

You are all autists who speak of ridiculous conspiracies with no basis. We only monitor this site because of that Oregon shooter asshole from /r9k/, not because you all are actually discovering important shit.

It makes me chuckle sometimes though.

you should send them to /e/ desu desu, get rehabilitated desu desu nee ^^^^¨¨^¨¨~¨¨¨~~~~~~~~

What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've seen on Sup Forums?

you seem okay, don't go to the mall of american on the 30th

>trusting the federal jew
>2016

Timecube

I have a thermonuclear warhead the size of 2 tsarmat bombs in my anus right now, don't make me do it

I'm thinking that guy that created that theory is a scizo

>yet trump won

>he doesn't believe in the timecube
tsk tsk still bluepilled

why? you really can't see that there are 4 days in one?

what a moron

Do you genuinely believe Trump won because of an anime imageboard? This place is well known but it was little influence beyond memes. If you think that all those white voters left behind by the Democrats went out to vote because of your memes, you are retarded. Trump won because he very effectively analyzed the situation and found a way to easily start a movement. You all just joined on the bandwagon for a few laughs. Grow the fuck up.

ASIO here,
You are all on watch lists.
Don't use TOR.

depends

Are you a big guy?

You too? I have a fully functional copy of the RDS-37 device in my rectum. Is Sup Forums just full of people with nuclear bombs jammed up their ass?

Can confirm, TOR is compromised.

I imagine they don't take them seriously unless explicit threats are posted. Probably only care about what is said in real NatSoc meetings.

>Do you genuinely believe Trump won because of an anime imageboard?
No, but you can't deny how much it has contributed.

It got the youth who could even be aware of the memes to vote. They did not decide the key states.

The only thing intriguing about /x/ is how fucking retarded it is, worst board on Sup Forums and that's fucking saying something

Bin that knife

Regards, detective crumpet

the field agents think you guys are doing a good job "watching the watchers"

we respect you guys

you're a fucking retard

Sup Forums and or the donald memed a lot of things into existence that made national news cycles

>Hillary fucking Clinton gave a speech about us
>several major media organizations had at least one article about Pepes or essentially about this board
>millions were spent in an effort to spam, disrupt, or subvert this board
>Sup Forums memes were always the most voted up comments on countless YouTube election videos that got millions of views

yeah barely any influence

Sup Forums megafaggots brought Donald to fucking faggots and the fucking faggots brought Donald to normie faggots and normie faggots made the_donald to bring Donald to the normies.

Hillary made that speech because she was desperately trying to mobilize young people, and hoped to get the standard, leftists millennials with no independent thoughts to go vote by branding you all as racists. It was not because you were influential, it was because anyone going on Sup Forums will see nothing but nigger memes everywhere, proving her correct (as far as those low attention span 20 somethings are concerned). The media then attempted to blow the "Alt Right" out of proportion to help her out and make all Trump supporters seem like members of this "evil hateful movement". It failed because declaring Pepe the fucking Frog the new swastika was the most idiotic political move she could have made. If you don't believe this is the case, just look at how the media is still trying to overblow the importance of that autist, Richard Spencer. You are delusional. Do you think that the white man whose purchasing power has decreased and who has been treated with nothing but contempt by Obama voted for Trump because of your shitty memes and "Can't Stump the Trump" videos?

Man of valid, yet suppositional knowledge-- I talked to someone on Omegle and he told me he was a contract killer. I reported him into your tips field on your website because murder is bad.

If I can tell he was telling the truth--and that I didn't get memed--let's say I can tell because it doesn't matter who you are, if you talk to enough people about enough shit you get to be able to discern reality from fiction.

What is the likelihood you guys catch him and kill the mafia, because the lonely psychopath decided to meme about his life on.. omegle

And do I get some sort of universal "good boy asset points" for this

I was a chanfag before I became a federal agent so, yeah, some do

Lots of larpers ITT, but feel free to AMA and I'll answer within reason.

>Sup Forums making Pepe and nazi and manga memes and having a laugh actually made Hillary burst a couple of veins in her forehead after all.

The power of autism.

i'm not fbi m8

But you must be aware of universal good boy points, if they do exist

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What is the best time for Sup Forums?

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When the fucking Aussies are sleeping

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i'm not even in the government i was role playing

Wait, I wasn't the only one?

as chris hansen himseldf i can definetely say that everything that happens on this board is very important

well then maybe I was wrong about the guy on Omegle

you trade internet points for bitTendies

Just as I thought. I'm really in deep now guys

Serious question, are you guys infiltrated by the KGB?

come on, CTR, I know you can do better than this.

I mean GHB whatever they call that shit now

It's a felony to impersonate an officer you larp fuckers are goin down to pound town

Control The Redditor

I just copy posters' meta data into individual Word files

Hi Chris, care to take a seat?

We are the most diverse most intuative think tank ever assembled as we do it because we genuinely care want to know and understand certain things, all at no monitary gain.

Scotland yard user here

You are absolute degenerates but cool degenerates.

Lol, no man. That's a new one on me.

We are however infiltrated by lazy niggers who don't work. Thank god Trump is introducing laws to fire these lazy fucks after performance reviews.

and that mans name? Mike Pence

That you did. She was terrified that the leftists weren't dominating the internet anymore. You did little other than scare her personally, however.

DOD here this site cannot be shut down fast enough

Hell yeah, good to hear. Idle hands, and communism... They go together and all that. What's the culture like as far as... wanting to shoot people? Do you crave it, or try to avoid it.

>Hey government agents,

What do we do when all of these guys are under Trump's command?!

Government agents will come here at all hours to shitpost with us and to post Donald memes!

THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

You know what? How come... how come you're gay

HA HAAA

I'm a combat veteran, I got all that Gung Ho shit out of my system in Afghanistan. I really don't want to be in any firefights on US soil, I have a family to go home to. But if I feel like my life is in danger I will shoot first and deal with the consequences.

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 and whatnot.

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All the leads you guys have posted are gone.

We assume that as soon as you started openly talking about it they went on red alert, packed up, and left.

You guys really have no idea who you're dealing with sometimes. I personally kind of wish you guys never posted about it.
Because the evidence this board has presented has all gone cold.

Furthermore your general threads about "pizzagate" have actually made our job much harder than it needs because you're basically telling them where they fucked up and what they need to change.

The trail is fading more and more every day because you guys won't shut up about any progress made. You're practically helping them.

That's cool, so you guys don't literally want to do it. That's definitely reassuring. Hey thanks for answering the questions. It always increases my confidence to talk to one of you guys, reduces my belief that you've all been replaced by the Russians, or Hillary Clinton or whatever.

Lmao at anyone saying we didnt have influence. I caught a vid of a trump supporter calling someone a nigger at a rally right when it was uploaded, and convinced user to delete. A mirror popped up and when they didnt comply i told pol it was edited audio and got a mass flag to delete it. Then it was gone: an entire week of cnn shilling proof of racist trump supporters was avoided by the actions of one person on pol. How many votes did i save trump? 10,000? 50,000? 1,000,000?

I'm harmless unless backed into a corner

Mate....

Anyone else browse baesystems.com? Interesting as fuck. Military tech is boss.

What do you mean leads? Isn't this shit between the gods? Moloch and Kek, I'm sure Gaia/Mother Earth and the other planets/roman gods (no joke, they are one and teh same entities) have their agendas too, I mean I'm sure there's alien and angel/demon influences too. It seems like it just out of our hands as humans because we as a whole population aren't aware of these sorts of cosmic power struggles and "chess moves" on the playing board of the gods and it's kind of honestly above our heads?

You guys had a whole generation to do something about it, don't blame us for your shortcomings. Surpass us, if you can.

>roleplaying on Sup Forums

It's just as divided in here, half are hardcore Trump supporters, half are Hillshills. You can usually easily tell who is which. I try not to reveal my powerlevel too much at work but it has been so hard recently. I do have a Trump sticker on my truck to piss off the other side, now that the Hatch Act doesn't apply to president elect Trump no one can say shit.

This is your brain on drugs.

It's not the memes it's the magic!

My entire family are government agents except me.

I should probably hop on the bandwagon soon.

Get off your ass bring them in and water board the fuckers pull fucking every nail with a pair of pliers you know, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, so we dont fucking have to. Thanks.

Australian federal police here. You cunts are gay