Plane carrying Brazilian football team missing in Colombia

rt.com/news/368510-brazilian-football-team-plane/

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How many is a brazilian?

>dead jungle monkeys

Nothing of value is lost

Happening!

less than 6 million

>7-1

The club is small and it was their first time playing an international tournament.

RT is the first to report this. There is no report of any missing plane in local media.

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Isn't that pic the one from China or Taiwan or some shit? I think I remember that video.

A Brazilian football team or THE Brazilian football team?

Please explain.

meant to quote OP, but whatever

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Andes_flight_disaster

flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/cp-2933#bbef1b9

fppb

was it Bane?

high quality chinese steel

Brazilian football team. A small club.

>rt.com

My thought too.

What the fuck? This can't be real. There's nothing on the media here about that. I was supporting them for the finals. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. This can't be real. Please.

He ejects I think

did he die

>buying the Gripen
When will spics ever learn?

woah
thanks for the read user

We only reproduce what is written in the international media

It takes time to brazilian idiots to translate the reports.

looks like a quick decapitation

>helmet with oxygen tube seen flying out of windshield

is it a meme to reply to this as if it wasn't a scale model?

>missing plane

Crashing this plane with survivors

Thanks for that João

In case all is lost. I'll pay respects.

F.

it's an RC plane.

God damnit

my girl is colombian. she lives in la ceja, right where it happened. she texted me telling me... im suppose to fly in in 2 weeks to spend xmas. wat do?

>club
damnit i was hoping the 1-7 losers were gone.

This is a big deal.

Fly in two weeks, what else?

you can still see the helmet flying out of the windshield

>should have used carbon fiber

where did the pilot go?????

Don't dew it, murican bro. I wouldn't risk my life if I were you.

You are welcome Harry Abdul Henare

lol they ran out of fuel. Is there anything dumber than a brazilian?

He was expected in the wreckage brother.

>Gripen
>muh stealth magic meme fighter F-35


Any sane person would buy the Gripen instead. We are probably replacing our ancient F-18s with Gripens too..

They better find them fast. They will Cannibalize each other soon.

An American.

was this all part of the master plan?

fuck you, I was gonna post tbat

It was a venezualan airline, retard. The last Brazilian crash was 9 years ago.
>Venezuela

Of coursh!

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Andes_flight_disaster


youtube.com/watch?v=si12yPyTnSs

made for a decent film - modern day donner party

nah, it's a RC model like pointed it out
the fact that the turbin wasn't visible and there was no fuel in the wings gave it away

Any deads reported yet?

Since we are talking about planes...

Do you people realize that if Trump don't do some magik and bring back factories from China, all airplanes in the next 10 years will be made there?

You idiots have any idea what is going to be like in 20 years flying in Airbus, Boeing, etc made in fucking China????

The only planes made in Europe is going to be the smaller ones.

>venezuelan airline
>not enough fuel
Maduro did it again.

i was gonna say an Argentinian but burger is fine

Didn't you retards claim to have invented the airplane at the olympics. This is so embarrassing for you

>Yesterday I said I didn't want Chapecoence to win
>Now I regret saying that

:(

was divemar on it?

>olympics
I didn't watch that shit.

I don't have any TV here and I usually don't browse any stream website.

I wouldn't be surprised if that happened though. Brazilians are arrogant suckers.

There are survivors at least.

thats a fucking model plane you dipshits.

Just breaking on NZ news. So seems legit. ;-)

Anyone know what the weather conditions are like up there atm?

kek. I think some of the people are serious to be honest.

KEK BE PRAISED THE DIGITS and highly underrated post
checkeddd

Fucking commies

>If you invented something you're not allowed to fuck it up ever
Nice logic. Also, Santos Dumont made the first unassisted flight capable airplane, not the first airplane.

Just look for Alberto Santos Dumont.

kek of the day

for whom?

F

Jek

Why didn't he throw an old heil hitler? If anyone could ever get away with it it's him.

Don't fuck with the meme magic

What's the next part of their plan?

7-1 probably doing brasil a favor.

don't be so disrespectful to the dead you potato cunt

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Only a retard would believe this is a real plane. At 0:06 you can clearly see its made of some kind of light wood.

Bane?

A Brazilian city decides to build a new bridge. They go to a German engineering firm and get a quote of $30 million. It's too much, they think, and approach an American firm, who quotes $60 million. Still too much, so they decide, what the heck, let's ask a Brazilian guy. He tells them it will cost $90 million. "$90 million!" they exclaim, "but why so much?" "That's easy!" he answers. "30 million for you, 30 million for me, and 30 million for the Germans."

>7-1
We have already killed this meme at the Olympics.

I met one of the survivors of the incident. He was REALLY fucking weird and talked about how "IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING POSITIVE".

IS NEYMAR DEAD?

>Implying anyone gives a shit about the olympics

>Venezuela
>wait in line for 3 days for a new car battery
>finally get your car running
>wait another 16 hours for a loaf of bread and a banana
>some nigger stabs you and robs your foods
>wait 3 hours for ambulance, bleeding, finally get to hospital
>doctors says you have infection but we have no medicine
>wait for medicine lying in bed for 7 months
>you finally get discharged from hospital only to find out your car battery has gone flat again

The pilot probably ended it all germanwings style so he doesnt have to return to that shithole of a country.

>Plane full of monkeys goes missing
>nothing of value was lost

When God was making Earth, he called over an angel and said, "Check this out. This is United States, I have giving them hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornadoes." He points to Europe, "Volcanoes and blizzard." God now points to Asia, "Typhoons, volcanoes, earthquake and floods." "So, what do you think?" He says to the angel. "Well God, what about this big area here? Are you not giving them anything?" God looks at the angel and says, "That, my friend, is South America. I have saved the best for last. I gave them Brazilians."

No.

Its a small domestic football team. No big names, or no one anyone outside S America would know.

where is the compassion you fucking nazifag?

I actually did.

CRASHING THIS PLANE

How do you convince a group of people composed by an American, a Frenchman, a Korean and a Brazilian to jump into a lake when don't feel like doing it?
For the American, you say that no one has ever jumped into the lake before
For the Frenchman, you say that it is a trend
For the Korea, you tell him that it is cultural
For the Brazilian, you say that there is a sign prohibiting it

NOT HAPPENING

HAPPENING CANCELLED

GO BACK TO SHITPOSTING

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

fucking fpbp

wid no surbibor :DDD

Q: What do you call a Brazil fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

The best one

Q: What do you call a Brazilian fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

BRAZILIANS BTFO
HOW CAN WE EVER RECOVER?
Stop posting this cringe shit. It's not funny.

There is no reason not to post it and I have autism I have to post something otherwise I get anxious

They're passing it on globo news now.
They're not my team, but I'm full of feels right now.

FUUUUCK DAT PIC

IS THERE A VIDEO OF THAT SHIT

LOOKS LIKE WING JUST STARTED TO CLIP THE GUARD RAIL, CONCEIVABLY COULD RECOVER IF HE STILL HAD ANY LIFT UNDER THE WINGS, BUT THAT BANK IS WAY TOO STEEP

The plane wasn't ours, you retard. It was a Colombian airline.

No one deserves to die on a plane crash user. Why would you even say something like "they're not my team"?