Tfw celebrating Trump win with your bros

>tfw celebrating Trump win with your bros

Mmm those are some nice meaty cocks.

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Which one Sup Forums

I'm no. 10 desupai

too many intact dongs to be america

>tfw bigger dick than most of them

>alright everyone, try to get a half chub and then we'll act like it was spontaneous
>o-okay
That one guy on the far right didn't get the memo

hmm, this makes me feel better about my dick situation

>white
>penises aren't impressive
Hm

Penile size too small to be in America.

Are you all missing the fact that dude left of the dude in the center has only a gooch?

>bro

Im conflicted pol

why is my flacid cock so much bigger then theirs?

stop looking at cocks you fags

maybe theyre just growers not showers

Most guys don't get hard when hanging out with eachother in the shower. Just saying it might be different for you guys, being Sup Forumsacks and all.

The air is probably cold in that shower and they're also 100% average already anyway

>glass beer bottle in the shower
There is some smart mother fucker right there.

Those are little.

You mean where he's pulling his junk to one side?

What?

I was thinking the same thing and I think my dick is pretty small flacid

No I always felt that i looked rather small flaccid but im generally same/bigger than these guys so it makes me feel better about it.

y-you too, leaf!

wait a second this isn't /fit/

at my club after a football match we have beers in the showers.

usually down 3 cans in the showers then into the club rooms for a few more with the lads.

pretty common over here mate.

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Damn i miss the comeradery in my military days.

Me on the left.

>says the chink

Also pretty common to have a big clit instead of a cock?

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I can see cans, but glass? Drop that thing, shatter glass, all bare foot, not good.

I refuse to believe his junk is so small it can be masked fully with a hand.

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then don't drop it you spaz

yeah cans mate, we aren't silly.

>meanwhile on /fit/

Which one are you referring to? post a pic with it circled. Also handlet deteched

>tfw I'm a grower and not a shower

Nothing hotter than seeing a grower extend user, its like the point of benises

>those are half chubs
damn son, I feel bad for you

Unless they're all like 5'2", yeah those are half chubs. Those are about 4-5" dude.

>inb4 you pretend like that's small for a half erect penis
The average flaccid dick is like 3-4" and the average erect dick is like 5-6"

Trump is the baby boomers' final "fuck you" to Millennials on their way out.

Not all of them are bad people but white boomers are Trumps biggest demographic, same thing happened with Brexit. They voted in Bush who started the pointless war in Iraq and sent their children off to die, and the war lead to the birth of ISIS, not to mention his fiscal policies caused the 2007-09 financial meltdown. They were at the helm of society for the past 30 years and did almost nothing to fight climate change.

Now they have brought us Trump. Economic downturn, reduction of civil rights, stroking the fires of racism and hate, AND UNCHECKED GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING.

I am a porn star in this country!

That's probably not what girls think. Plus it won't look as good to them.

This, women are fucking retarded.

Don't try to make this a thing

this has to be rugby

People unironically believe this.

Probably

Does reddit actually believe this?

This thread is proof that no one on Sup Forums is lifting or practicing any kind of sport. Holy shit you guys can't be serious to think that their dick size is anywhere near their full potential. When you are doing sport you get dehydrated, maybe they were outside in the cold, your penis and balls shrink.

This is a good point

>Mfw my dick is the same size as these bros

Feels better man

why do some of these dudes have semi boners...

Why none of them are erect?