Tell me about Barron, why is he always so sleepy?

Tell me about Barron, why is he always so sleepy?

He is the child of a god. He finds our plane of existence to be entirely mundane.

He stayed up all night to watch his father win the most influence position in the world.

Probably hacking.
His son is very good with the cyber

you'd be tired too if you were playing 300d chess with the entire universe

he's a NEET, 2am is his bedtime

He needs a visit from sleep Ben

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>3 am in the morning
KIDS GOT AUTISM

Waking him up would be extremely painful

Winning is tiring

He looks like a little kid version of his dad already. He's cute.

FOR YOU

Barron Trump is actually Donald Trump as a child. When Donald Trump travelled back into HIS past (which is OUR present), his enemies attempted to travel back to the time of Donald Trump's childhood to kill him so that he would never be able to travel to our time as an adult. However, Donald Trump got to his child self before his enemies did, then took his child self with him to our time.

it was 0400am.
the time he usually faps to his sisters panties.

Heroin addiction

>3am in the morning

red white and blue
pence got the red tie, he represents the blood to be shed.
trump had blue tie, he represents soaring into the skies.
barron had white tie, he will re-establish white nationalism and prevent the genocide

he was basically served the same purpose during the campaign that the son in there will be blood did. not that I liken trump to daniel day lewis' character

He's an aspie

Ann is drunk and retweeting pol memes again

He looks like a 4th dimensional being who is quite bored with our ceremony, he is only there because his father (our president) serves him tendies in bed.

4th dimension is time. Are you saying that Barron is a timelord?

Barron is time itself.

>4th dimension is time

Kill yourself my man.

ANN COULTER retweeted this shit...

This woman is beyond insane

hes probably a highschool physics students give him a break hans, don't you have some refugees to be raped by?

she's the queen of Sup Forums you dip

I'm actually 27. I googled it and I guess its more complex than 4th dimension is space. I was trying to make a funny.

>queen
>female

sure thing

because he's growing at 5x the rate of a normal human

why does she fuck ugly old niggers

because he's a beautiful, sweet 10-yr-old boy.

This is the boring timeline.

He's a small boy.

Half mexican

In my dimension, Barron is a trap and she is very beautiful.

Having his prostate milked by Ivanka-nee is extremely tiring

What would happen if he were to not be sleepy?

hnnnnnnnnng

...

His hands don't even touch. Baron is elevated.

Frankly, he is better than me, because if someone would drag me to all those happenings, I would just snore away, collapsed on a chair somewhere.

I know you're shitposting, but I have proof you are actually correct. MIND FUCKING BLOWN.

>I have proof
>screenshots of Sup Forums posts

Can we get some r34 shota for Barron?

>ann coulter retweeted
my fucking sides

this woman is so based

C91 soon

clapping hurts