Let's have one of these threads

Let's have one of these threads.

>No bluebell, HEB, Selena, or six flags

Come on now.

Does anyone outside of Houston actually like the Texans? Everyone I've met is a cowboys fan

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I want to be American so bad. I want to marry a cute American girl, and have children. I want to work as a cop and buy a house with a white picket fence and teach my kids the Constitution and teach them about their forefathers.

Do you guys have room for a god-fearing leaf?

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someone make a west virginia one?

-suboxone
-methamphetamine
-muh 4 willer
-muh dirt bike
-muh country roads
-muh coal

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As long as you're white, you'll fit in just right. If you're not white then fuck off we're full.

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Im white senpai.

I dated a girl in Pennsylvania for some time and realized that I wanted to live the American dream.

I just want to shoot the shit, go to church and marry an American girl.

You can come, but you have to stay somewhere up north because the accent wouldn't work outside of a border state

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I was thinking of going to western PA even though I'm no longer seeing this girl.

I liked the area and I didn't feel out of place at all.

you got illinois?

It's on the great lakes, so you'll be fine.

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The only cucked state I have is Maryland

Thanks, man.

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is there any more of these?

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Waiting on Ohio

>no national parks

one more reason for me to hate this completely shit state

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>Holding tillamook cheese
Fucking perfect

t. Oregon fag

Anybody got one for this shit state?

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needs moar saban

Any for Mississippi? We got Elvis and southern white gentlemen.

Hi, Chili !

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>muh vikings
>muh packers
kek

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needs more somalis

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Alternatively

Any one have Washington?

Good laugh. Amusing rivalry.

socal turned blue last election

Reporting in from Colorado the best state in the union

All those beaners man...

Smashburger is pretty good, but all the Utah ones seem to be closing down

Anyone have one for New Mexico?

Muh Commiefornia 2.0

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West Texas here. Nope.

>None for Georgia
Oh wait there's literally nothing good in this state.
Please send help.

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Socal is literally shit. Always blue. I hate the people here, but I love the beach and weather.

I left when Magpul did, fuck that place.

But damn it was pretty.

Fuck the Cougars cuckie

>new hampshire
>weed

nah that's vermont

Only if it's in the form of General Sherman.

Do you guys really wear cool cowboy hats like in Hell or Highwater?

Also post massachusetts pls

>Muh state liquor store
I hope that's not implying that's a good thing. I live in Utah and a bottle of fucking Hendricks costs 60 bucks here.

Please do
Atlanta is literally Detroit 2.0

You see plenty in Texas, less in major metropolitan areas like Austin or Dallas due to risk of leftist violence.

Wearing a cowboy hat can get you beat up?

>Hendricks costs 60 bucks here

the gin?

it costs $75 here. its a shame because its a fantastic drop

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No one even in Houston likes them; it's the most milk toast team name ever.

lol

Thank you, valued content provider.

Yep. I just end up buying fucking New Amsterdam or Monopolowa or driving to Wendover and buying like 5 bottles of Hendricks and Johnnie Walker since it's not as expensive there.

this is... really accurate. fuck all those things. leave us the fuck alone

oh fuck where's NY?

MOTHERFUCKIN EMPIRE STATE

MAKE COWBOYS GREAT AGAIN

IT'S HAPPENED THIS YEAR FUCK ROMO

>Selena
You have to get out.

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>No one here actually likes peaches
so true
also varsity is dogshit I don't know get the hype

False.
Born and raised in Houston and I wear a cowboy hat at least twice a week. Boots? Also probably twice a week. I am also always packing my CCW, so maybe the vibe just tells potentially violent liberals to fuck off.

>Fuck Oklahoma
Texans only hate Californians, Oklahoma is fine with us, if we secede, were taking them with us, at least thats what you see with the gay balkanized America fanfics

>New York City boy
>pure fuckin capitalist, bitch

and there's plenty of people with guns here, including me

most just keep it on the DL and carry "illegally" because they're not cucks

lol quality OC

Who the fuck said we're fine with you? Shooting cops, BLM riots, and 43% Shillary. Classic TX was based as fuck and I'll admit even better than OK, but now we're having to deal with all these Mexicans pouring into our state from yours. Plug the border and cleanse Austin and any other liberal shitholes and then we'll talk about joining your succession.

Hope some Oregon user has better mspaint skills than I.

I'm living in Ft. Lauderdale now, and this Cuban guy I know is a rabid Texans fan. Haven't figured out why, but he's not so hot on the Dolphins.

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WOAH. You forget about the awesome arab/lebenese food, the babes, and microbreweries like Founders

Haha only chicago and the surrounding burbs are cucked but the rest of the state is dope. Unfortunately they make up most of the population

Fuck the Sounders
but before you do let us know how you got American white people to give a shit about soccer