Tfw too intelligent to be deported

>tfw too intelligent to be deported

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How can this happen yet Dems claim illegals never ever vote?

>nice legs

Came here to post this

How do you even get into school without documentation? How do you do anything? Is the US even a country anymore? Can I just come over and act like an entitled, rugged in a sexy way, cunt and squat there?

I'm pretty sure Belgium even requires documentation.

I dont get this either. As a Norwegian I would have a *hard* time entering the US legally, yet they open the flood gates for "people" like somalis and mexicans

Also, how do I make jaw gains like her? That chin could land me a spot as the host of a late night tv show.

One way would be to overstay a tourist visa

Almost everything here requires some form of ID. How can you be undocumented and have ID?

Kek. What the fuck is wrong with them?

Teacher here. We aren't allowed to ask about immigration status in my state. If you show up at our county office wanting to get an education, pretty much all we ask for is an address. Then you get placed with a school in your zone. The end.

Good luck finding employment without a SSN.

So I can claim to be Bob McRuffnuts Hadid al Sydney, and you have to teach me?

i'm white, british and have a business masters, would i be accepted in america? split up with my gf a couple months back and seriously considering a move to the states, seems like i wont have too much trouble getting a decent job and from my past experiences i wont have any problems finding a 10/10 yank to impregnate

Affirmative action. Colleges are always trying to get as many minorities as possible, and would rather have "diversity". Most universities could care less about citizenship as long as they hit their diversity quota

Just about time you fucked off back to mexico then

>i'm white
No. But if you somehow "find" yourself in the US, you can say you are xir Edward Longshanks and they have to comply.

All US colleges are shit though.

Medals for what?

And where are the nice legs? She looks like a midget troll.

She has to go back.

She can help make Mexico great again

>100733950
>Educated
>Illegal

Not enough i guess!
And her legs are ugly as fuck, she s like fat midget

Wud fertilize, then throw over the wall to birth my abomination.

As a monkey who sees nice legs all the time, I can definitely assure you that her legs are shitty as fuck

who did she vote for?

noted

So I want to get this out in the open here.

If I came over as a tourist and threw away all documentation, I could live a normal life as an illegal mooch?

>my_gpa_is_also_undocumented.jpg

are you white

I can get a pretty impressive tan and look like a Caucasoid Abo.

you have to go back

Makes me want to vomit desu with you senpai

>Saying "I'm undocumented" outloud to thousands of people on twitter

Hah. You're definitely being deported, whore. Somebody's gonna catch on that.

It was all over the MSM a few months ago.
The normies praised her.
Nothing happened.

Somebody needs to tweet it out to trump then when he is president, with her name.

He said he was gonna deport like 2-3 million people immediately once he got into office so

DEPORT

ffs she is ugly

It would be awesome to cum inside of her while she is handcuffed then push her off the wall and back home to mejico

well, she can go back to mexico and use her new found skills to improve her country.

awful legs though

How do you have a 4.5 GPA?

>I'm a criminal but it's OK because I'm attractive

En eprepe na isoun sxolio file m?

>Mexican intellectuals

my thoughts exactly

>what is a fake ID

>4.5 GPA
What happened to the 4.0 scale what the fuck?
>undocumented and in college
Literally how? I had to to give a painful amount of information about myself to my university.
>nice legs
LMAO. She has no hips and no tits and looks like Jay Leno crossed with Carl the cuck.

Can we please fucking take our country back? This should not be fucking allowed. An American citizen should have her place at that university.

you have to go back

It's your real name, isn't it, Bob ?

If you guys were in a position of power to deport her, would you still do it? No memery, serious question.

I still would.

What's with the nice legs comment?

Maybe I should add something about my cock to my CV.

Her school is literally ghetto trash. Valedictorian means nothing there.

Its a woman. They are self centerted egotists.

>What happened to the 4.0 scale what the fuck?
It must be because of AP classes. Those are weighted more than regular classes in most schools these days.

IDs are racist so they don't require them
It's beyond me

>mfw someone reports this to the Donald and her attention whoring online gets her whole family deported

Yeah that's debatable

>tfw white immigrant so I don't get shit
I actually do work too, unlike the Africans who drop out after a semester and waste all that money

>University of Texas
Top kek

and she stole that opportunity from someone who is actually a citizen of the nation.

"Nice legs".
It's interesting how, despite all the shit she boasts about, she still portrays herself as a prostitute. Should have informed if she does anal and how much for the hour.

Also, you have to go back. Congratulations on academic success, I'm sure you'll help your homeland grow.

>nice legs
Their ok for a tranny I guess.

Its fake, she lied about being undocumented adn almost got her scholarship revoked for that """joke"""

Could we get her some forced labour on The Wall? Some hard work might sculpt her legs into something actually nice. I'm sure our hard working Border Police would appreciate us sending self professed whores over to them as well

>I'm sure our hard working Border Police would appreciate us sending self professed whores over to them as well
>our

But you are British cock meat, not a burger?

She's not actually undocumented. Shockingly, college leftists make shit up on the internet to prove a point. She almost got deported over this until she was able to prove that she was in fact a citizen.

So nothing happened. Shit.

She lied about lying about being undocumented: now she actually is undocumented. Also, her "full ride" is two semesters, and it's through state funding, so citizenship doesn't matter.

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She's nastier than stepping on a dog turd barefooted

She actually lost her perks or was deported because of this. It pissed people off.

Goes to show do not do this shit if you're gonna be getting free rides.

she graduated from a shit high school in Texas, not impressive at all.

>nice legs
>nice

alright hon

>nice legs
pure bullshit, destroying credibility of any other claims made

yes, as a hispanic i fucking hate cunts like her with a passion.

sell her to the drug cartels for all i care

moar

>intelligent

The ability to memorize does not relate to intelligence and thats all you need to get a high GPA. And no ones grades are good enough not to be deported. Shes got to go back.