Stop being atheist

Stop being atheist.

How do I do that Mr. El Rato?

it's literally impossible to regain faith Ezekiel Ratto Comstock

I already became a nice Christian boy this year

But now I don't even want to celebrate Christmas because it's a dirty pagan holiday celebrating the birth of Nimrod, not Jesus.
Also I have to buy my homosexual brother a secret santa gift, I was thinking a box of assorted Chick Tracts.

This is now an Arthur thread

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Stop being a monotheist, just one more imaginary sky-man to ignore. Be strong, your family will understand and still love you.

Kek. Please continue.,

No problem. I have no emotional commintment to my atheism. Provide valid evidence that a God exists. Won't say I'll worship it but I'll certainly stop being atheist.

I'm not a faggot atheist.

> uses the term "sky-man"
> opinion instantly discarded.

You forgot "bearded magical"

le ratteaux is comstock
COLOMBIA WHEN?!?!

>>>/Reddit/

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Wanting eidence for a claim is rationality, not euphoria dipshit. I thought your country was finally becoming uncucked but I guess I was wrong.

How do those hats not fall off?
some kind of 4d space magic?

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cmon saffa bru..jasliik papa wont like it eh.. totzeins mon

>That hebrew text
el oh el