Are there any worse animals than fucking Hippo's?
>extremely aggressive
>unpredictable behaviour
>kills everything in sight
>ugly as sin
>so fat their movement literally destroys the nature around them
>uses its own shit to mark every square inch of its territory
>lives in africa
niggers are worse
ur mum comes to mind
Any actual videos of hippos attacking humans?
actually true
No, only niggers live around hippos
Americans
>extremely aggressive
>unpredictable behaviour
>kills everything in sight
>ugly as sin
>so fat their movement literally destroys the nature around them
>uses its own shit to mark every square inch of walmart
>lives in the US
...
Niggers
Don't be mean.
>Portugal
>Biggest accomplishment is Brazil
wew lad
You gotta admit they've survived well with these tactics despite being a pretty fantastic meal for just about any predator.
>>lives in africa
Colombia too
>>unpredictable behaviour
Just don't go anywhere near them, you dumbfuck toothpaste faggot.
Get fucked
Pandas.
They genuinely don't want to exist.
bears are the worst
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kek, this deserves to be a meme. i would shoop something, but im not gonna
Hippos are based:
>lives in africa
and is threfore:
>extremely aggressive
>unpredictable behaviour
>kills everything in sight
...because of the "locals"
>ugly as sin
like most people on Sup Forums
>so fat their movement literally destroys the nature around them
>uses its own shit to mark every square inch of its territory
adapted to it's environment
No they aren't fingol
Only mosquitos have a higher human kill count than hippos
Surprised they haven't been weaponized in some way
Wasps and nonwhites
HOW IS THIS POLITICS
Damn yo momma is fat OP
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Literally what, neither lions or crocs can kill a hippo unless it is either very week or young.
Is it cute?
WEAPONIZED
TACTICAL
Brazil
>nigger spics
>can't go 2 blocks without getting robbed or stabbed
>more nigger spics
So they're the animal version of NEETS
they won't attack you for lulz unless you are picrel
NIGGERS
This
Your mum
>be me
>go 2 /pol
>see dis thread: Are there any worse animals than fucking Hippo's?
>thinks: yeah niggaz of course
>join thread
>literally first answer
>/pol ismuh board, /pol are muh peeple
yes
a cute certification granted
>is largest animal in china
>is classified as carnivore
>it will actually eat meat if given to it
>cant be arsed to hunt, eats the lowest energy containing plant available instead
>fears pitiful insects
just end yourself already sissy
>you are in forest pickings mushrooms
>suddenly a lone bear appears 5m from u
what to do?
are there any vids of hippos eating niggers?
and doesn't bother breeding when in captivity
Pandas are some of the dumbest and laziest animals out there hence why they went endangered.
fun fact: Hippos closest relatives are whales.
you're embarrassing the Latin Union.
please stop.
Mosquitos
Y-you come h-here often?
Is that a fun fact animal thread?
Hyenas closest relatives are felines not canines, which explains why are such assholes
Pandas
>carnivore
>decides to subsist solely on a plant which is 95% water
>sole purpose as an animal is to procreate
>can't even do that correctly
Pandas would have died out ages ago if the human race hadn't intervened
You clearly have never tasted lake cow bacon
Jeb! is a panda confirmed
Yeah but they're QT and entertaining
Drone strike in 3.2.1...
>that one .webm of the zookeeper guy putting his entire hand in a hippo's mouth to brush its teeth
Kinda like Koalas
I saw a vid of bush niggas hunting hippos with spears. The critters have cause to attack Mbeke on sight
Ayyyy
>they cant recognise the leafs they eat if they are not still attached to the tree
Hilarious retards
You've eaten one of those greasy looking things?
Literally the niggers of the animal world.
or they would not die if humans didn't intervene at all
Pandas are like the liberal university professor who doesn't want children because they'd be white
Fpbp
Fuck off faggot.
Bears are the best.
House hippos are cool though
Here's mine
Fuck You OP
fpbp
Which animal is the most redpilled?
The deer/doe
Why do you type like that?
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Retarded
The domestic dog, they inherently dislike dark-skinned people because they think they're white people covering their real faces with a mask
doggo
friendly reminder of the almighty power of the octopus
oh fuck. i remember it eating chips and making a comfy lint nest
Niggers are way worse
human
Mosquitoes. Kills more humans than any other animal.
Can humans outrun hippos? or are all the people killed by them basically taken by surprise near the water
Humans suck
Cant outrun anything except turtles
Hippos are one of the most redpilled animals. They discriminitely target 'youths' with their aggressive behavior. Big fans of stop and frisk.
Just reminded me years ago when I was like 15 I was dating the only black girl at my school (live in a 98% white county) and every time she came over my dog kept on growling at her i was pissing myself to this day that's the only person he has ever growled at.
They aren't ugly they are adorable
>be British nobleman exploring Africa
>encounter pic related
>have to name it
>decide to give it a greek name so you can look intellectual to your colleagues
>come up with "Murderous River Beast"
>Hippopotamus it is!
>turns out you didnt actually pay much attention in Ancient Greek literature class
>you are ashamed to correct your mistake tho
And that must be how this thing ended up being called "River Horse"
You're an idiot. It's the blacks and other minorities in America that are extremely aggressive. If you look at the crime rates of whites in America, it looks no different than the rest of the modern world.
Yeah, just look at the thousands of victims of violent crime in america!
>Ignore the literally millions WHITE americans have murdered around the world to steal their oil though - that doesn't count
Le carcajou.
Nigger in disguise
They are my favorite animal too, maybe because im manlet. They kill reindeers here in Finland and their biggest predator
But hippos kill niggers
The sloth. World is falling apart around him but who gives a damn if you're comfy.
And baboons god i hate those things
you know hippos killed african migrants trying to come to Europe right?
>kills more niggers than our police force
I see no problem here
Pshhhshhshh..... noting persnnel kido....
*flys behind u like mosquieto and bites u*
Google that and see what comes up.
We already said Niggers once user no need to say it again
Once upon a time (early 20th century) in a zoo, they wanted a polar scenery. So they gathered a polar bear and a wolverine in a cage. The wolverine promptly killed the polar bear...
Carcajou means "evil spirit" in Algonquin, and is the only animal known to take revenge against human beings.
They are truly the white mans greatest ally together with mosquitos
>tfw that post would've been super funny 10 years ago but now you're just stating an obvious and unnecessary joke.
Really dimbles your dingles
>and is the only animal known to take revenge against human beings
Lol. I remember reading some news few years ago how some Hindu village was bulldozed by elephants after they had killed their offspring