Brit/pol/ - Dismissive Wiggins Laugh edition

>MPs are sexually assaulting young researchers who have nowhere to turn, says John Mann
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/mps-sexually-assaulting-young-researchers-have-nowhere-turn/

>BT rivals warn of ‘fury’ if Brussels overrules Ofcom on Openreach split
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/ofcom-oders-bt-split-openreach-network/

>'Justify bosses' pay' says government
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38138815

>'Have cake and eat it' notes dismissed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38134859

>Merkel QUASHES Theresa's expat plan: German leader rejects calls to protect EU migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/737705/angela-merkel-rejects-theresa-may-call-protect-eu-migrants-brexit

>Project Fear blasted as the 'big lie' of the EU referendum campaign
express.co.uk/news/politics/737809/Project-Fear-EU-referendum-campaign-Matthew-Elliott-Vote-Leave-Brexit-economy

>Britain ‘cannot have its cake and eat it’ fumes Luxembourg PM
express.co.uk/news/politics/737805/brexit-britain-cake-eat-it-luxembourg-prime-minister-leaked-memo

>UK government defends apparent U-turn over workers on boards
theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/29/government-defends-apparent-u-turn-over-workers-on-boards

>Brexit leaked memo: 10 of the most important things we've learned
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-leaked-memo-note-photo-plans-theresa-may-uk-eu-most-important-details-explained-a7445421.html

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/18/so-long-to-the-cheats-and-liars-of-so-called-truth-politics-brin/
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering
youtube.com/watch?v=knd81qhbRiQ
twitter.com/AnonBabble

fuck brexit and fuck british people

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This tbqh.

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>posting the independent

wtf next, buzzfeed?

farage.neocities.org/

These "people" are kept on the streets on purpose.

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what's wrong with the independent?

>burgers

Wiggins is a cunt

It's an absolute rag now.

we can have our cake and eat it

we'll have bake off on channel 4 and another bake off on BBC

FUCK LUXEMBOURG, EAT BATTENBURG

>300+ convictions/cautions
>these people exist
Speechless

It's leftist propaganda

Search for indy100 if you dare....

fuck off mohammad

got it

Fuck you too Mo[HAM]ed

>300+

indy100 is nearly as far left as the BBC

Feel the Emperor Wrath corbyn. You're doomed

>he hates Americans
>he must be a muslim
You're so naive.

Afternoon, wankers

Who /pub/

I can remove independent links from the links generating site if you wish senpai?

What should I replace it with?

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>The owner of www.telegraph.co.uk has configured their website improperly. To protect your information from being stolen, Firefox has not connected to this website.

T-Thanks Mozilla

You're definitely one of them

Are you on your own?

i am not even american i just live here dumbass

nah, it's good to have stuff of the far left and right

I wish.
I have to make do with pretending to be productive at work.

well what's the current list of sites?

what link generating site is used?

what are your biggest triggers, lads?
>wrong side of history
>nothing to hide, nothing to fear
>reality has a liberal bias

Keep bending over for Chuck.

Chrome does that too. It's a poorly done site

Remove it - do not give them the page views or advertising revenue.

Stop appropriating their culture.

>But I thought we were tired of experts? XDXDXD

>Have cake and eat it

Yeah but I know the people in this pub
Not standing at bar though cause there's only a few people in and no one else at bar
I just come after gym for food cause I need to gain weight so I have a pint too

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macroeconomists
also platonists

don't get me started on platonist macroeconomists

just remembered
>post-truth
what a fart-sniffingly arrogant phrase

>people saying abortion is fine
>people saying we've passed the racial demographic rubicon
>it being socially acceptable to make fun of men with small penises but it's fine for women to have small tits

>old people won't have to live with the consequences of their choices for as long, therefore they matter less

I agree. That term is getting really annoying at this point

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we are actually in the pre-truth era

lrn2deflationarytheory

inb4
>go gym
>have pint

I go to the gym so that I CAN have pints

Anyone witnessing the saltiness that is developing on Twitter, now Kate Bush admitted to liking Theresa May?

>muh POST-TROOTH
The sheer voracity with which leftie nutters have gobbled it up, man alive. It wasn't even a thing a month ago, now it's on every political programme and article.

It's beyond stupid
>Have shoes and wear them
>Have car and drive it

Nothing wrong with a pint.

>>it being socially acceptable to make fun of men with small penises but it's fine for women to have small tits
They're not really comparable. "Body shaming" men is definitely far more accepted but man up about it. So what if your dick's small, you aren't getting any anyway.

Lads how do I stop my appetite? I can't seem to stop gaining weight, I'm always hungry.

The Nuttall wrote a pretty based article on it recently.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/18/so-long-to-the-cheats-and-liars-of-so-called-truth-politics-brin/

Cigarettes.

Kek, I went to school with a prominent 'Tory Benders' figure, what a mess he was.

Or 12

>So what if your dick's small, you aren't getting any anyway.

thats not what it means
it means you can't eat your cake and still have it

Justify this.

>there are nasty things in the Bible too, so how can you criticise Islam?
>if you consent, there's nothing wrong with it
>well it doesn't affect me directly

Just a shitty site I made for lazy OPs:

farage.neocities.org/

Currently I have these:

telegraph(2)
bbc(2)
express(3)
guardian(1)
independent(1)

But it won't take me long to write a function for other sites if anyone has any suggestions.

I thought about Breitbart, but most of the time their recent links aren't UK politics.

Become poor and exercise. You feel more guilty about eating a load of shit if it's negating the effort you put in to exercise.

Can you put your normal trip on YKTD? Drop the pretense tbqh.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering

This is a joke right?

I mean it just has to be a joke guys...

Right?

Meant for:

It's your body.

ukip is a racist party
if you voted trump you are a racist

disclaimer: i am an immigrant from eastern europe

I started tripping to stop people calling me YKTD.

Apologise.

Fucking hell YKTD, you stick out like a non-pedo at a Rotherham council meeting.

Spectator? (Not necessarily news but normally relevant to UK politics).

meh, par for the course
although I admit when I saw it as a screenshot on here I did make sure it was real

Its are rite we'll do wot we want!

The Guardian have come up with far worse articles than this - it is not a joke and nothing is beneath their level.

They are making a huge loss - but are kept operating as a result of large cross subsidies from their parents company.

Really makes you think - why would anyone keep and enable an outlet to pump out leftist propaganda that is losing millions and millions of pounds..?

>Comment is free
>Giving clicks to The Guardian in general

GOOD GOY

try using newsnow

perhaps you can grab the top Uk politics stories from there

Lads I've not seen meme merchant around since his birthday, do you think he topped himself?

because spreading the leftist dogma is necessary regardless of financial gain you bigot

Anyone watch "MUH MINES" on BBC 1 last night, by the way?

If you start sperging out about fucking beeching cuts every thread then that's what you're going to get called.

i actually think peter hitchens is a bit shit
is this sacrilege?

Just stop reading the Guardian

Well in that case, whoever says 'have cake and eat it' instead of 'eat cake and still have it' is retarded.

>tfw i see a britcuck

Well fuck off home then if you don't like it

He's spot on about most things, just not everything, and he is arse-achingly pessimistic.

>farage.neocities.org/
>click on link
>warning page comes up
Yeah no lad.

he's australian

It's an important issue - why should concern of the decimation of rural communities, leading to the urbanisation of the UK population - and the subsequent degeneration of values it brought - be a fringe topic? Why is it never discussed beyond one person? Why is it grounds to be insulted?

It was a surgical strike at the heart of British society - and it worked.

The damage is all ready done - it is irrevocable.

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small tits aren't bad. small tits are preferable to overly fat, saggy skin bags.

penis is the symbol of manhood. small dick = unmanly. why are you even asking?

in addition, men making fun of men is banter. men making fun of women is body shaming. women making fun of women never happens because they are a sisterhood united in fear of the patriarchy.

youtube.com/watch?v=knd81qhbRiQ

>Britain is doomed

what did he mean by this lads?

It is obviously a bit of humour, actually read the thing.

Theresa May is being BTFO right left and centre. How can one woman be so fucking incompetent?

Does anyone seriously believe Article 50 will be triggered before the end of March? toppest of keks

>americans didn't watch this growing up

Say it with me brit/pol/

Everybody knows, badger loves....

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Mashed potatoes

>what did he mean by this lads?
He means that THINGS