MBTI: Pretend it Actually Matters Edition

16personalities.com

>take MBTI test
>post results
>state political stance
>discuss

Its for fun and a good way of describing your personality.

inb4 most people get the wrong types because desirability bias and inaccurate self-perception.

I consider myself as politically independent because the correct answer is more important than being for team chevy or team ford.

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I am also an ENTP-A masterrace.

Any tips on staying motivated? I have been able to do anything I put my mind to but would much rather smoke some weed and consume the interwebs. I lack determination in life.

That and basically procrastinated the last 7 years of my life.

1) get better sleep and improve diet (more veggies and fruit and less meat)

2) get tested for ADHD if you have not (and not the thing where you answer a few questions in a psychiatrists office but the actual neuropsychological testing where they do an IQ test and evaluate memory and response times etc)

3) Fish oil and other mild nootropics

4) Start meditating every day

5) fap less

6) go on /s/ and download pictures of nude and semi-nude chicks that you think are beautiful and than have a folder of them and when you are having motivation issues listen to some music and watch a slideshow of pictures in the folder and use it as motivation by telling yourself that if you ever want to have a wife that looks like one of those pics you need to bust your ass now

7) read books and workout more, which builds motivation and makes it so you are spending less time on Sup Forums

dont be a fag

It's because you are ENTP and not ENTJ.

Sup Forums is INTP & ENTP capital.

INTJ Master race

Also, I would add to take a psychedelic like LSD or magic mushrooms and spend the trip in your room with the lights off lying on your bed with eyes closed thinking about your life and how to improve it and how to be more productive etc. It can really be super helpful.

There is a legal LSD analgoue 1p-lsd that is exactly like LSD and you can order it online right now and as long as you are not selling it in stores and are just buying small amounts to consume on your own the feds don't bother busting people for ordering it. If you order it make sure the site you order from specifically says they don't list what it is on the outside of the package.

reddit has info on which sites to buy it from

reddit.com/r/1P_LSD/

I'm INTP, got 140IQ, good looks, fit, blonde hair green eyes. All I do is procrastinate, all day every day.... I haven't spent a single fucking second on something productive except working out.

who else ISTJ herrenrasse here?

>S

cuck

Well, what a suprise

100% Intuitive
100% Thinking
100% Judging

If you get that score with high IQ you're master race ^

Actually when I think about it, Intuitive doesn't matter.

enjoy your autism INTP fag

INTJ-T
Traditional Catholic Monarchist

Catholic... Gross
English knights weren't catholic, bitch.

I doubt anyone can be as Prospecting as me

Do you procrastinate a lot?

> fap less
> save pics of nude chicks

uh-huh

>look up
>not OP
Is that what INTP social retards do? Stay on threads and harass everyone? When did I say they were you dip? It's a fucking meme.

Fucking E faggots

INTP here

I got INTP-A

1) Your completely right, my diet and sleep is fucked. My BMI is 32.

2) Was on adderoll from ages 11 to 19,doctor took me off cold turkey because I got fat and have high BP. I am 25 now. I wish I was still on it lol.

3) Any recommendations for nootropics? I am clueless in being healthy ect.

4) I need to start doing this. What is meditation, focusing on breath?

5) I look at a lot of lesbian porn

6) I could see how something like this could be beneficial!

7) agreed, I haven't read a book since highschool (your picture is accurate). I made a bodybuilder forum accountand started a weight loss log earlier this year, it was succesful, at first...


I am gonna need to look into that analogue. Psychedelics have helped me tremendously but still have a lot of work to do. I could talk ad nasuseum about them.

>Traditional Catholic Monarchist
Stop this LARPing at once, don't embarrass us INTJ autistes.

I used to but I found a way of working that makes my productivity less chaotic and more predictable a few years ago. Ever since then I haven't had many problems with procrastination

Spotted the illegal Mexican

IN "fucking kill me" TP, reporting in.

I understand that enjoying debating and arguing as much as I do makes me a total asshole yet I don't particularly care that much.

Fucking I faggots

Where is her ash tray? Is she ashing on the bed?

INTJ master race checking in. Are your guy's standards for others impossibly high too?

I'm INTP
Aka sociopath/autist
I'm kind of good pretending to give a shit about others so I might be closer to the sociopath side.

Can you share it?

INTP sociopath master race!

We should do a poll for the different personality traits of Sup Forums

My guess is INTP is gonna dominate followed by ENTP

INFP classical liberal. I believe that conservatism and liberalism are one side of the same coin. Each side holds values that want to improve society in different ways. But radical left wing ideology has taken hold of the current mainstream culture and could potentially damage a nation if not kept in check. As a non-white, I believe there are also superior cultures. I have come to accept that my nationality's culture is inferior compared to the western world. It doesn't mean we should hate other whites or non-whites, but rather, believe that we should appreciate our differences as species opposed to the false song of globalism.

I fell asleep smoking and woke up on fire. At least that might keep me out of bed for a while.

At least you are in shape. I haven't accomplished anything since I graduated highskool and started fuckin with computers. I'm a fat gross fuck with green eyes.

yes. less for dating and more for friendships though. i have higher standards for personality than looks.

Haven't had anyone make a solid argument against it yet so no.

Said the spamming nihilistic retard. I was born here so fuck you you passive cunt.

Yep. Everyone irritates me.

I spotted the Mexican though, didn't I?

I am INTP according to this test

is that good?

what does this mean?

im merely a shitposter with no life to be quite honest... not sure how this thing is supposed to grasp my personality

Yup, an INTP here.

It means you're an intelligent & procrastinating fuck like me who will never accomplish anything despite high ambition.

Be proud of your heritage! Be excellent with everyone! Redpill your friends.

I'm a programmer so this might not carry over to other fields.

But I decided one day to log everything I do because I wanted to know how much time I was ~actually~ working each day. Since I'm on the computer all the time it's easy to not have a good grasp on how much time you're spending actually working instead of tabbing to your browser and wasting time.

I made a little program so that whenever I decide to do a task, I would type what I'm about to do, i.e. "fix the submit page error when the user forgets to input his address". Once the task is done I type that I finished it and then it will be added that this task took however many minutes to the log. Once I'm "inside" a task for some reason I intuitively respect this time and avoid distractions. Maybe because I want each task to take as little time as possible or because I want the time taken for a task to be as accurate as possible, I dunno.

Either way, this works well. I get to focus on working once I'm inside tasks, and they usually last anything between 10 minutes to 1 hour. And I also get to browse the web and waste time as a reward after I'm done with a task. Then I repeat this again multiple times over the day. My effective work time is usually about 4 hours per day (adding up the amount of time taken for all tasks in a single day), which is more than enough to accomplish everything I want to.

It means you're a quiet smart dude who can think strategically. But the P means that you're pretty bad at organizing things and getting your act together.

Whatever you want to tell yourself. Unlike you I have social awareness and don't hijack threads because I'm an inconsiderate and incompetent lonely dipshit so I'm out you dumb snow nigger.

well shit,

no wonder i dropped out of college despite being top of my class..

no wonder i do nothing but smoke weed all day now and push anything i have to do to the next day.. but then again, even before i used to smoke all day, i was the same way =/

should i just kill myself? am i beyond saving? how do i fix this procrastination problem.

youtube.com/watch?v=SvFaGJLbovA


HOLY shit Soros been hacke

If I knew I would be the God emperor of humanity right now.

INFP...Liberal...voted Bernie and Trump

Procrastination fucks everyone up. What humans need is a life purpose/vision. You also want to get in touch with how reality really works. Start doing some meditation. You'll realize how fucked up your mind is, and just awareness of that is curative honestly. Mindfulness meditation will really help you with your discipline as well. Being able to put your awareness/focus on something without your mind going crazy is really difficult, but it's a skill that you can develop.

When it comes to motivation, find your life purpose. If you don't know it yet, keep looking. As Steve Jobs says, don't settle. Your intuition (higher self) always knows what you want. When you find it, work toward it every single day.

It's not money or fame that makes us happy and fulfilled. It's progress. That means you can start feeling content about life right fucking now. You know that thing you should be doing, but aren't? THAT is what you need to do.

Don't let fear, insecurity, and any other self-limiting habits/beliefs hold you back like it does for the vast majority of people. If you just have the courage to go after what you really want in life, you'll be happy and fulfilled. Your potential is greater than you ever could imagine, and it's always the people with good intentions that let their mind hold them back. Rise above your fear, and go enjoy your life.

Hope that helps, mate!

are you me?

Nat soc
135~ IQ

Pic related.

Was not suprisedby the result. Not trying to edgy but i seriously think I am salvation to those around me. My opinions always carried heavy weight on those who know me. Iv taken this test multiple times over a year and always get ENTJ. Im quiet proud of this result, im 22 and I work in a corporation with 35+ people. There are 1200 + people workingon my building and I am the youngest, in the middle of our salary cap no less. Life is good, for now

I'm alright with my ethnicity. It did have a prolific writer that helped spark a revolution and lead it to a somewhat better place. But I was born an American by immigrant, so my adopted culture of

>should i just kill myself? am i beyond saving? how do i fix this procrastination problem.

There's a post in this thread that should help you, or lead you in the right direction. Its cliche advice, but solid advice nonetheless. The path to straightening up your life is not going to be easy.

INFJ reporting in

>muh ideas
>tfw no ENTP gf

As someone who graduated college with high honors and my dream degree, but spent the last year of my life living in fear of taking action, all you need to do is take action.

Easier said than done, isn't it? Like I said, I'm still struggling with it because I let my fear hold me back. Do as I say, not as I do, haha.

i was diagnosed with adhd before and used to be on adhd meds (vyvanse) to fix my procrastination problem

it worked and i was able to do shit problem is i wasnt accomplishing anything, but the pill was

eventually, i got even more tolerant to it and ended up abusing it to the point where i nearly died and now i hate these types of meds

now i refuse to take em. weed used to help, but now im tolerant to that too. =/

i cant really meditate because my mind is constantly racing, i always am thinking about things or talking to myself in my head where even sleep is difficult unless i calm my brain down by getting stoned or some shit


what do?

ISTP(-A)
Classical Liberalism (i.e. pro-rights but anti-PC/censorship)

ENTP-I

Gaullist Nationalist (French fag here)

I feel outraged at every injustice my fellows French (all of them, even the niggers) are forced to endure year after year.
I believe that France has a huge legacy to act up to and that we'll make it if we're willing to fight - and possibly die- for it

EU GET OUT REEEEEEEE

ENFP here with top-tier ESFJ gf. Ask me how YOU can get an awesome life too

>i cant really meditate because my mind is constantly racing

That's good. It's hard as fuck, and that's why if you make it a habit of meditating, you'll find absolutely crazy levels of improvement. Every time your mind races but you manage to bring your awareness back to your breathing, even if just for a split second, that's a step toward improvement. You're building a muscle, and it takes time before it gets strong.

if i would ask that what would you say

hmmm so is it possible to change ur personality type overtime?

now i feel like being INTP is a curse and i have to rehabilitate myself lol

Im Same issue you had, i also took adhd medication but promptly stopped when i realized the dependency was actually real.

I also switch to pot, i smoke up to three times a day, my tolerance is fine.

Im over active and completely over stimulated if i have not smoked weed in over a day, its actually noticeable and people call me out all the time.

My solution that has been working for over a year now is just a bowl pack before bed time.

When i wake up im slightly grogy but my mind is still sated or "dulled". Im able to get alot of work done until about 3 pm (when i get off work) at which time, depending on my schedule, il smoke or pass.

INTP-T

Kill me.

I initially thought this personality thing was horseshit but I'm starting to believe it's pretty accurate. Kinda cool to know you're not alone, ya know

INTJ-A here bois.

im just used to smoking from right when i wake up until i go to bed.

might start doing that though

INTP/ENTP -A split personality is fun

My politics are a bit confusing, definitely far right and at least somewhat libertarian.

Things like this are a universal problem. It's why most people hate life, don't do what they want to in life, and suffer from procrastination. Don't hate yourself and beat yourself up over it, though. This is something you can fix if you learn to sacrifice short-term pleasures for your long-term happiness. Nothing feels better than progress. There's never going to be a point in life where you can say, "Well, I've officially made it. I have x amount of dollars, x amount of cars, a perfect spouse, etc.". When you stop progressing, you stop living. You'll always want to strive for something bigger.

substantial autism reporting in

This.

Thank you for the kind words! I am screen capping this and taking it to heart! The obstacle is the way.

Good advice for all!

That the real secret to happiness is the drive to break through all the ingrained habits and personality traits that hold us back and to actively make yourself a better person for being a better person's sake. That + a general positive outlook on life.

Yes thats very heavy, how can you sustain that large consumption?

I recommended getting a 3 week tolerance break, then remedy yourself with small sessions.

I to smoke too much when my schedule is clear, from dusk to dawn some days.
Just a suggestion, start looking at pot as a medical solution instead of a fun tool to pass dull time or feel good, you may discover a new respect towards the drug

I'll take that advice.

Just gotta push myself over that hump to get started on it... but usually when i do enter a new routine, i end up quitting after a while because i get sick of the repetitiveness of the tasks. drives me completely crazy for some reason

Trump has been really inspiring too though, kinda makes me want to go out there and make money like him. so that may help

it just built up overtime, to the point where ill smoke 3-4g. i just usually will have to take a tolerance break for 2 weeks and my tolerance goes all the way back down again.

but ive been getting sick of the whole lifestyle lately. i gotta get into Trump mode

Republican/libertarian.

3-4g a day*

>1) Your completely right, my diet and sleep is fucked. My BMI is 32.

Get you sleep cycle on track by taking melatonin every night until you can fall asleep easily at 10pm. Stop looking at electronic screens like tv, phone or computer after 8:30-9pm because the lights switch off the melatonin production in your brain that usually happens at night and helps you sleep. Melatonin supplements are good to help get your sleep cycle on track but its way better for your brain to produce melatonin on its own because in doing so it make other chemicals that increase neurogenesis and it does it for most of the night instead of a little boost when you take the supplement. Go vegetarian for a while and see if you feel better also.

>2) Was on adderoll from ages 11 to 19,doctor took me off cold turkey because I got fat and have high BP. I am 25 now. I wish I was still on it lol.

Set up an appointment with a psychiatrist

>3) Any recommendations for nootropics? I am clueless in being healthy ect.

Fish oil and B12 for starters, reddit has a guide to them

reddit.com/r/Nootropics/wiki/beginners

>4) I need to start doing this. What is meditation, focusing on breath?

how-to-meditate.org/

>5) I look at a lot of lesbian porn

stop looking at porn with sex and just fap to photos of solo nude women, gradually transition to fapping on imagination, it will help increase your drive and make you less apathetic

>7) agreed, I haven't read a book since highschool (your picture is accurate). I made a bodybuilder forum accountand started a weight loss log earlier this year, it was succesful, at first...

Lurk /lit/ for a while. Some easy entries into quality literature that are not difficult to read and are not long include The Odyssey, Notes from the Underground, Naked Lunch, anything by Camus or Hemingway, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, The Crying of Lot 49, and The Castle by Kafka.

Incredible! I would be stripped at 3 grams a day! Impressive.
Good luck, put your needs above all else, only you can make yourself great.

Does this make me a hippie?

Every time I've taken this quiz I get the same result

Just having that attitude puts you on the right track. Trust the process and the results will come on their own. Like they say, you build your own luck doing this. Love you both, let's go make the rest of our life the best of our life.

thanks, i will definiately try to make myself great again

i love you too user!

Greetings fellow autists. What are your careers? Just curious

got this, ami the only one?

*sigh*

entj master race

fucking weak losers in this thread. looking at you overly sensitive entp faggots

ESTP-A

when I took this over a year ago I was INTJ, wut?
why am i on on Sup Forums??

24, conservative, pretty much want to be steve bannon minus being in Navy (SWO is shit tier naval MOS but makes it more impressive he was able to accomplish all he has)

Also, i forgot to mention it but tryptophan (not 5-htp) supplements are great for boosting mood, cognition and sleep. Take some in the morning and in the late afternoon.

Don't take them if you are on SSRI's or other anti-depressant meds thought because it could cause serotonin syndrome which is dangerous. Its fine to take it with adderal/vyvanse etc though.

>doesn't bother to ctrl+f ISTP
You are the only one that stupid, yes.

engineering student

dunno about standards but i see flaws in people and kinda know what kind of person they are in 5 minutes

>beause everyone is typing it instead of posting pics.

Mine changes all the time too, just means you're flexible