What would leftists have to do to convince you to change sides?

Here is my list of demands
>Pro-white
>No degeneracy (gays, trannies etc)
>"traditional gender roles"
>Religious
How do we make conservative communism a thing Sup Forums?

You mean statism, you stupid fuck? You prove yet again that the left is unironically clueless with its head up its own ass. Fuck off.

>free smells

dafuq america, you let people smell stuff for free?

This chain called jimmy johns puts up humorous signs like that

>>Religious
materialism is always going to be anti christian

What a socialist shithole, letting people smell stuff free of charge, boycott when??

Just go full National Socialism.

idk what yiu are sayin bruv pls make clear wat u mean breh

Now I know. Always wondered.

Commies tell me it's not leftist or "real socialism"

Pragmatic arguments, criticism of identity politics, strong justification for alternate, unconventional policies


nothing we'll see for years

>free smells

this must be a shoop

>pro-white
>religious
>communism
That's not how communism works tho.

Change everything to the point where they're right wing.

Roads

You realise everything there, the left stands against right?

You're pretty much saying "I would convert to Islam but only if they worship Odin" etc, you're asking for an oxymoron

no, it's jimmy johns
alright sandwiches, terrible aesthetic

they don't even make hot sandwiches so there is nothing to even smell

If women had sex with me I probably wouldn't have so much angst against them

>How do we make conservative communism a thing Sup Forums?
You can't, because a revolutionary ideology is by definition not conservative.

Anyway, the problem with the modern left is that they don't fundamentally disagree with the modern right. It's all liberalism. The left is "social liberalism" or soft liberalism and the right is classical liberalism, but it's all still liberalism.

The real left, the socialists and communists, aren't represented at all in mainstream politics. It's just different flavours of liberalism.

You mean the anarchists? Of course to them statism isn't real socialism or communism when they're left libertarians (green.) You're in the red like Trostsky and Stalin. What makes you think that you sharing SOME views would make you accepted by people who hate Marxism?

-Pro free speech.
-Equality, no more stupid identity politics and divisive segregation.
-Stop promoting Islam.
-Stop trying to import voters just to gain political power.
-Stop lying all the time, provide logical reasons for policy instead of emotional outbursts.
-Purge any neocons from parties.

I'm not even overly rightwing but most leftist parties in the west are now a big fat mess.

Thic

That's true. ''real socialism'' isn't social nor leftism is. National Socialism on the other hand helped the Germans. Everyone had a job, crimerate was non-existent, money was worth something again and mothers who had many kids were highly respected and even got medals called ''Ehrenkreuz der deutschen Mutter''

>''Honor-Cross of German mothers''

Pic related. This is what money was worth before the 3rd Reich.

Communism is more degenerate than anti-white racism.

If there is one way to make sure white people become totally useless, it's Communism. See Soviet Union.

All they have to do is become more central and be National Socialists.