Brit/pol/ - Wetherspoons edition

>SNP accused of barely trying in EU referendum after being outspent by Wetherspoon pub chain
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/snp-accused-barely-trying-eu-referendum-outspent-wetherspoon/

>MPs are sexually assaulting young researchers who have nowhere to turn, says John Mann
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/mps-sexually-assaulting-young-researchers-have-nowhere-turn/

>'Justify executive pay' says government
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38138815

>'Have cake and eat it' notes dismissed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38134859

>Merkel QUASHES Theresa's expat plan: German leader rejects calls to protect EU migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/737705/angela-merkel-rejects-theresa-may-call-protect-eu-migrants-brexit

>Will the recount change the US election result? How long does a recount take?
express.co.uk/news/politics/737867/recounts-change-US-election-result-Wisconsin-Michigan-Pennsylvania-Donald-Trump-Clinton

>UK Denies That ‘Have Cake and Eat it’ is Brexit Policy
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/29/uk-denies-cake-eat-brexit-policy/

>Visegrad Nations Meet To Discuss Migrant Crisis, Terrorism
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/29/visegrad-nations-meet-discuss-migrant-crisis-terrorism/

>UK government defends apparent U-turn over workers on boards
theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/29/government-defends-apparent-u-turn-over-workers-on-boards

>Labour is heading for electoral wipeout – even without a Ukip resurgence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/labour-heading-electoral-wipeout-even-without-ukip-resurgence/

>Government tells companies to justify executive pay rates
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pay-gap-workers-executives-theresa-may-latest-announcement-inequality-green-pape-a7445606.html

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>2016
>having any other ISP
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>using r9k media

How do you feel about Pudsey's new gf?

Did you reveal your power level at the weekend, lads?

Wew.

Poor upload speed though lad (as have I too).

>Watching DP
>muh civilians of Syria
Fuck off you bunch of cunts, the Lion is the rightful ruler

If i was PM/FS
>Tell Assad that we're sorry for previous attempts
>Tell MPs that if you want to send aid to the "rebels" look at our soldiers in the eyes and tell them youre sending them into death
>Not willing to repeat Blair's shit FP

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THIS IS FAST TO ME YOU POMMIE CUNT

Hitler!

YELLOWED

The Kraut has been the scourge of the white race for too long. We must mobilise to remove them.

>yfw Corbyns revolution is making UKIP the opposition in 2020

this

I reveal it at staff parties

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I win the internet speed competition.

FUCK YOU

GET OUT

Your in the /blairzone/ now kid get outta here

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Gee I wonder who could be behind this post.

youtube.com/watch?v=oPFsNtxH7FA

Decided I'm going to watch it all.

And I barely even use it to its capabilities.

>>SNP outspent by Wetherspoons

lel

Double blair all the way

THINGS

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GO FUCK YOURSELF
IF YOU LET KE USE 20% I WILL PAY YOU 60$/MONTH + RENT

BLAIRSPHEMY IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

Im surprised she doesnt have a hijab

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Fucking hell, lad. How?

I wonder who made that mu favourite pepe

First for Emilia

Fuck off you smelly europhile

THIS

I think shit upload is the national standard, oh well.

I have known your pain lad.

Campus/Office connections are cheating.

Fuck off crypto-kraut scum

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CAN

ONLY

I HAVE THAT 1MB+ BECAUSE WE FINNALY UPGRADE TO ADSL 2+
I. HAD. 200. KILOBYTES. OF. DOWNLOAD

DO YOU UNDERATDN THE REAL FEEL

T̴̶̨̖͍̳̯̣͖͖͖̩̻̺̜̹͔̰̟̦͎̄̾ͩ͆ͣͣ͂̈́̈͐̎̑ͬ͟H̴̖̣̫͇̜͕̫̥ͤ͒̽̔͂̿ͫ͋̑̑́̎̂̚͞I̸̧ͨͨ̂ͨͣͫ̉̅̂͆ͫ̈͞҉̬̖͖͙̲N̷̷̡̨̖̙̮̭͖̰͔̭̮͓͖͎̫͖̩̹̮̹ͬ́̿̍͒ͪͣ̿G̱̩͉̟̙̫̙̙̩̦͓̹̊ͧ̆̋ͮ̊́͘͟S̶ͩ͐͌͆ͩ̋̂́̆̾̂̓͂ͮͤ̀͢҉̘̝̦̘̰͙̙̫̟̬͕͔̪̳͖̭̦̗ͅ

Fucking hell, lad.

How do you cope?

Meh, I don't game or stream HD TV or anything like that, I don't think I really need the speed.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Corbyn is a Tory plant?

The second that he manages to build even the slightest flicker of momentum, he finds a way to shit the bed again.
He was doing alright for the last couple of weeks. He was keeping his head down and shutting his mouth, letting the Tories squabble and look bad in front of the media. He wasn't surging or anything, but maybe he slowed the collapse a bit.
And then he goes and showers Castro with superlative praise, the absolute twat. Just when people were starting to forget that Labour is now the party of the IRA and jihadists.

C̵͉̲͓̣̬̰͍̝̜ͬ̋̐̔̈̒ͧͨ̂̆ͧ̊ͯ͑́A̲̜̭̩̭̘̹̯̟̟̜͖̰͙̺̹̺ͩͧ͐͟͠ͅN̵̷̢̉͛̿̎ͩ͏͍̲̬̰͓̗̪͍͚̮̞̩͚̜̦̰̥ͅ

Terry wogan approved.

Ǫ̵̢̩̟͎̻̖͓̞̺̘̝̒͊̊ͨ̃͑͞ͅŇ̷̵̜̖̮̣͕͇̪͙̱̦͇͈̤͐͌͒ͧ͆͛L̨̔ͫ͒ͨͯ̎ͩ̋̂̈́́̐̀ͨ̈́͑̍̆̀̚҉̶̘̪͈̤͎̠͖̫͉̀Y̶̸̸̛͔͔͉̝͗̉͛̔ͨ̂ͦͤ̀͊̐́ͨͨ͐͑̅̃̊͡

Workplace internet

Ḡ̨̢̲͚͈̳̻͓̆̌͢͜͝E̡̖̩̟̹̤̤̋̌̌͝T̶ͪͤ̈̍̑̉̈́ͯͩͪͦ̔ͭ͂͟͟͝͏̠̬̯

Same, but at least i don`t have to live in Australia.

He's been Labour backbencher for decades, so no

B̴̡̘̣̱̟̺͚̲̺͉̪̫̞̬̺̯̙͇̼ͦ̏͑̒̐̅ͬͫ̈͊̊̓͒̄̚͡͡E̴̷̴̥̫̮̘̠̤̼͋͆̓̄͛̇ͪ̾̋̿ͬͨ̓̓̏͊̚͟͝T̛͎̤̳̟̱̓̎ͬ̒̾̿ͦͮͦ̇̏̔̄ͬͨ̃ͮ̕͢Ţ͍͕̮͕̥̏̏̎ͨ̓̓̒̄͛̔͐̈̕̕E̶̢̮̤̰̰͍̖̳̙͍͐ͬ̐̒ͬ̌̆ͯ́ͩ̈͂͢͟R͂̋̒ͯͮ͋͋̋͛͏̛̻̭̜̘̦̯̠̼̮̝̲̹͉̮͍̙̖̀͞

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Tbf brown is the natural colour of bears just like white is the natural colour of humans.

Well that was like 400 kilobytes so close enough.

Was back in 2012 when I moved and Virgin fucked up and thought they didn't have us wired. Here's what I got when I finally got Virgin a month or two later.

Might make a /blairpepe/ any ideas lads?

awoowoowoooo

Blair Pepe wearing the Crown and regal garb

ENOUGH WITH THE BLAIRS

Pay women tennis players less than men tennis players

Bang Bang Bang

Didn't Anita Sarkeesian go off on one in one of her videos about how adding a bow to a male character isn't the way to design a female character?

This bear is problematic!

Lads, I'm meant to be spending the day working on my application to Uni but I'm fucking bored out of my noggin. What's going on today?

Let it continue to be problematic. I love me a good problem

Am at hairdresser, I am a complete meet with no redeeming interesting qualities that I can bring up in standard conversation, how do I make my way through the next 20 minutes ? Help me Brit/pol/, you're my only hope

fuck me or ill kill your coma induced grandmother you whore

*neet

Whenever i see a white woman wearing hijab i want to hang the traitorous cunt

Can't wait for the Pendulum to swing back

Pretend you're Polish and dont speak english

Hairdressers are trained in prompting conversation.

You just let them bring up the topics and answer anything however you're comfortable with.

Just be yourself.

talk about something else than other than yourself

or talk about your plans for Christmas maybe

>NEET
>At hairdresser
for what purpose?

Porn maybe the answer?

Shall I red pill him on the Jews?

reminder than when you use any of that you get throttled to shit

Don't be immoral.

Besides, I only masturbate after sunset on a Monday, Friday or Saturday.

I take it you also don't eat after midnight, nor do you swim?

I went to hairdressers today, lad.

I just sat quietly all the way through.

They stopped throttling download years ago lad.

well,keep it up.

Ffs lads he's talking about football with the current person, I know nothing about football

Wouldn't even know where I could go to swim after midnight if I wanted to.

What a strange question.

What should I buy with my £10 Amazon gift card?

uploading is my life.

I think it was a reference to Gremlins lad

young fucking piece of shit
uncultured swine

'Did you see that ludicrous display last night.'

'What was Walcott doing, sending Wenger on that early?'

'The thing about Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.'

It's very simple.

Go to a priper barber, you nonce.

Why are Wetherspoons everywhere full of the worst kinds of people?

I don't mind getting my hair cut

They are?

A good length of strong rope

Is talking about my labrynthitis socially acceptable?

Blimey, did I strike a nerve?

desu, I'm 18, I've only seen Gremlins twice and both times I was paying more attention to people in the room.

>Sup Forums at the hairdressers
so uh...

how about them jews huh?

Kek