>Be swedish >Study abroad in Florida >Talk with an american cutie at a bar >Tell her I'm from Sweden >''Sweden, where's that? Do you make clocks there?'' >Tell her about we wuz vikangz >She gets the hint >Talk about other stuff >China gets brought up >She doesn't know where China is, not even that it was in Asia >I'm recoiling in horror when I realise the stupid americans isn't just a meme
How are you guys so fucking retarded, compare the average american to a student from Finland or Sweden and you'd think americans were born with an extra chromosome. Explain yourselves.
Thomas Perry
that's florida
Bentley Jackson
>Florida
There's your answer buddy.
Liam Campbell
I know where both of those countries are.
Colton Baker
Fuck off sven. Ahmed's looking for your boyfriend
Chase Rodriguez
>Florida well there's your problem Mohammad
Jonathan Jones
do you want a medal
Asher Campbell
That's Florida Going to major cities where niggers are isn't the best idea.
Samuel Ross
The copious amounts of fat they eat clogs up their brain.
Jacob James
>going to a bar >expecting intelligent conversation
Mason Price
>Florida
Bismallah I have found your problem
Caleb Edwards
No, your 3rd world countries always make generalizations stating that America is full of dumbass, uneducated cunts even though Mexico has a higher obesity rate and Americans are leading in science and math.
Easton Carter
F L O R I D A
Kayden Gomez
>goes to a bar in Florida No shit you encountered retards, Mohammad. Next time don't go to a shithole.
Ayden Gonzalez
As a red-blooded American, I can say truthfully that plenty of our women are stupid as all hell. There's plenty of intelligent ones too. Hell, we've just got a lot of women who wanna fuck white guys!
If only you could be so lucky Sven
Benjamin Murphy
>'Do you make clocks there?' Did she really say that? Too rich.
And yes, most Floridians are white trash.
Xavier Jenkins
>Florida
Well that explains it m8
Jason Ward
when you live in the greatest country if all time, you don't have to know much about other countries
also >calls other people stupid >can't even into basic English
Christian White
Try sugar. Fat doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier
Adrian Bailey
What the hell? You type all of that crap and you aren't even going to tell us where Sweden is?
Xavier Young
>Be swedish That was your first mistake.
Zachary Perry
>She gets the hint I'm surprised she even knew where Vikings came from.
Logan Ortiz
What part of Florida?
Carson Foster
How can someone from a country which will be third world tier in 10 years critize americans because they don't know where your irrelevant country is located?
Ian Diaz
Nothing makes my blood boil like Anti-Americanism
I love America so much, appreciate that it's the greatest country of all time -- yet I'm stuck here in Germany. Sad!
Hunter Carter
>Flo Rida
Daniel Scott
OOH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Blake Myers
Orlando
Asher Hernandez
American liberals took over our schools and media. They like to concentrate lessons on why everyone are great special snowflakes, how blacks cant help being nig nogs cause evil capitalistic whites enslaved them then got asshurt when American liberals personally freed them, republicans are evil rich white enslavers who want to poison the air and water and destroy the planet, global warming is their fault for existing and the whole planet is going to explode in 40 years because of them, there is no wrong way to do math, you don't need to read, and other similar things.
very little actual education involved.
Hudson Scott
well, in all fairness, that map is quite accurate
Jaxon Adams
America is the most beautiful and perfect country of all time
Fuck Europe and fuck Germany
Anthony Reyes
Yeah not surprised at all then.
Justin Price
>judging all of America by 1 state
W E W L A D
Carter James
Your country is even more irrevelant 2bh. I'm pretty sure most americans think of mexicans and south americans and their language when they think spanish. It's like your language has been hijacked by a bunch of savages and now nobody knows about Spain because your country is in the shitter
Ryan Garcia
A lot of Floridians are just fuckin retarded.
Ayden Mitchell
>How are you guys so fucking retarded
And yet we're the most powerful country on Earth, been to the moon, and have 18 of the top 20 universities in the world.
The average citizen of other countries must be brain dead if we're retarded due to how much better of a country we are.
Hunter Long
Every single US state is more interesting and beautiful than any country that is not America
fuck the rest of the world tbqh
I only love America. Objectively the greatest
Cooper Taylor
>unironically implying florida is apart of america
Lucas James
Hey, I'm from there. Was this chick attending UCF at all? Because if so, does not surprise me. The women over at UCF are some of the dumbest people that I've ever met.
Charles White
>Florida
Seriously, even Americans understand that Florida and the rest of the deep south is practically a different planet.
William Sullivan
There's a few good areas, mostly along the Gulf Coast (but not the panhandle). Outside some parts of Jacksonville the entire east coast and central parts of the state are shit.
Liam Ortiz
America -- the greatest country of all time
rest of the world -- boring shit
Every Anti-American deserves a good beating
David Flores
Upstate NY is a different planet from downstate
Upper Peninsula is a different planet from lower Peninsula in Michigan
Northern Cali is a different planet from Southern
Chicago is a different planet than virtually all of Illinois
You get the idea
Austin Ward
>be Floridian >going golfing >some shirtless dip is teasing a gator with his club >gator gets sick of his shit and lashes out at him >see shirtless troglodyte running across the fairway away from a gator >the club I'm at is supposedly the nicest one in central Florida We have a saying here that its better to be talked bad about then not talked about at all.
Nathan Bell
Sweden -- Irrelevant shitty meme country overrun by refugees. 90% of the world population couldn't name a single Swede
America -- Greatest, most beautiful, country of all time. Not even close desu
Gavin Powell
It varies from county to county. I'm from Seminole and it's one of the best counties in all of Central Florida and then there's Polk County which honestly needs to be glassed
Isaiah Lewis
>been to the moon Only a country of retards would waste money and german technology on going to the moon when the soviets had already won the space race.
Tyler Gonzalez
hey sven, you're not doing to well either because you "wuz" "vikangs". you're not now, s'weed cuck.
you must feel so eienstein to brag online about your college tier wizard debates
Evan Bailey
They aren't inherently stupid, just ignorant, because they have literally zero reasons to care about anything that happens outside of America.
And ignorance usually leads to stupidity, as gathering information develops intellect.
That's why they are actually stupid, but it isn't in their genes.
Sebastian Morgan
I have to say that the average american on Sup Forums are pretty knowledgeable in geography they participate in Europe map threads and don't make silly mistakes like thinking France is the capital of Europe or something most Sup Forumsish Americans won't mistake Norway or Finland, for example
however, the average American IS ignorant on these things
Blake Gomez
ungrateful faggot
I hope you stay in/ go back to Sweden if you love it so much
America is the greatest country of all time
If I saw you in IRL I would beat you up so hard
It's NOT EVEN CLOSE America is BY FAR. the greatest country of all time
Sweden is a little shitty piece of nothing. fucking shit. snowy ass boring shit. Minnesota > Sweden.
The whole world hates you. Worthless piece of human trash
Hudson Campbell
great, now i wana watch some more 'Florida Man'
Easton Ward
I know Spain is shit and I don't care because I'm catalan. Anyway you can laugh all you want now, but we both know what I said is true and you will be third world tier soon.
Hudson Brown
Have you ever been to America?
fucking retard
Parker Watson
U.P. fag here, can confirm
Juan Jones
>catalan based
Jonathan Roberts
What base you at merica's finest?
Liam Gutierrez
...
Asher Foster
Florida is worse than Cali
Henry Edwards
>sweden >getting to talk shit about countries being stupid Literally everyone in Sweden is brainwashed by feminism into being refugees welcome cucks.
Juan Morales
Well said Western Sweden
Jordan Murphy
>How are you guys so fucking retarded women gets A's in school for having a vagina
Cameron Harris
>Florida >Bar >Woman >Probably white chick There's your mildew. The majority of women in America are complete airheads before they hit 30, and they stay that way without male intervention. Is that not the case for you?
Ryan Turner
>be Swedish American >people ask me to bring back cheese and chocolate when I go back to visit
I bring them Daim chocolate and when they try it...
>Swiss chocolate is so good!
Smfh.
Landon Richardson
There are stupid people in every country.
If people could actually speak Japanese I think they'd be surprised just how dumb the sluts are here. Pales in comparison.
William Lopez
The problem with this map is that Hawaii should actually be just below California. The majority of Americans think Hawaii is several orders of magnitude closer than it is, and when they learn how fucking far out it is, they say, "Lol wtf why is that a state?"
Benjamin Jones
that Picture is objectively correct though
American exceptionalism is a beautiful Thing
Sebastian Price
Woah now, I wouldn't go that far.
Isaac Hill
I'm SADLY German
My Goal in life is to become an American
Blake Anderson
Thats Florida man what did you expect
Michael Ramirez
Would like to live there, but I'm looking to get into construction engineering and work on big projects so I doubt I'd be able to :/
Brandon Martinez
How very sad.
Joshua Ward
YEAH OK I'LL CZECH THAT
Liam Jackson
>he fell for the dumb white girl tactic
Bro, every American girl does this with foreigners. You're supposed to take the bait and use it as an opportunity to teach her about exotic, far away lands and then lay the pipe. It's the easiest opening in the world.
Next you'll tell us some girl told you it was her first time or the best she's everrrr had.
Joshua Bennett
Well the women here are educated when it comes to gender studies and feminism but other than that they're just an average woman/retard
Camden Sanders
just a heads up >dude who lives in minnesota
we got a somalian refugee ghetto here in conjunction with BLM head of agriculture that is DDOS'ing people in who bring the fact we got a somalian refugee ghetto, all attempts to scilence this fact are pretty extream, people are beginning to go missing.
>We have highest funded grade schools, but smartest state might be an overstatment
Levi Murphy
Florida has a space program you dumb bitch motherfucker. We will be a superpower by the year 2020 and we will fuck you up good.
Matthew Fisher
you are sad
Have fun in that shitty Country called sweden with all the Mahomouds and Ahmeds
Christopher Collins
Just go on to Sup Forums when Americans are on and you'll see some hilariously funny, although disconcerting stupidity coming from the stars and stripes.
Asher Myers
Well when she said she didn't know where China was it just killed my entire game and turned everything awkward because I thought she was joking this entire time and then it just became embarrassing when I realised that she wasn't joking around
Nolan Davis
At least I'm not so cucked that I can't be proud of my own fucking country. But then you are probably a turk or a nigger protecting against the evil russians.
Dominic Gray
yeah, I've heard about Minnesomalia, pretty sad that
North Dakota seems cool
Elijah Parker
>How are you guys so fucking retarded
You made the grave mistake of talking to our women.
American women are programmed by Walt Disney from an early age.
They believe that they are princesses and that being ignorant is cute.
Mix this with radical feminism, and you have the worst group of women on the planet.
They believe that they are entitled to everything, but act like perpetual victims.
They know nothing, but act like they are aware of everything.
They resent and demonize men, but expect them to do everything.
The phrase "snakes on the brain" was coined to describe American women.
Logan Cooper
no, I actually am Russian
>falling for the just because you were born in a country you have to love it meme
loser
Colton Collins
Study? Abroad in Florida? Hahahahshhahahajahahajahajshahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Kayden Mitchell
i mean, you can live outside minnapolis/st. paul and things become normal again, but on the flip side there is nothing to do, i think the biggest town without a ghetto would be rochester in minnesota
Brayden Ortiz
>Americans are leading in science and math More like: "Scientist imported from Europe are leading in science and math."
Tyler Reyes
I've actually had you Germans say this shit to me... meanwhile I'm trying to stay in your country for as long as I can
Caleb White
If you pulled out a globe she could find China
but >believe being ignorant is cute is correct
She played you fool, you spaghetti'd and lost.
She wanted your tasty Ikea Swedish meatballs, and you failed your ancestors.
WHO DUMB NOW?
Jason Williams
are you American?
what the fuck man that's fucked up haha
I wish just swapping citizenships was a thing
Matthew Cooper
>Ahmed's looking for your boyfriend Says the man who lives in a country where somalis can freely stab university students
Lucas Cooper
Go home Ivan, america doesn't hand out green cards to FSB agents.
James Davis
Non-Americans are the scourge of the earth
If aliens or something gave me the choice between either having to nuke America or bombing every Country in the world OTHER than America (My Family and me would be saved), I would definitely glass the rest of the world and save America.
Not even a hard decision desu
Justin Morales
We don't need to know about lesser countries to survive, unlike your shitty Islamic fiefdom.
Brandon Carter
>having no attachment to the country you are born in Literally spic/nigger/muslim-tier m8.
Xavier Richardson
You went to Florida, dude. Not really all that surprised you ran into idiots there.
William Richardson
Hahahahaha you hit the nail on the head, she unironically had the little mermaid as her screensaver
James Williams
I have an extreme attachment to America
Lincoln Robinson
>1488
Aiden Phillips
I hope these self hating Germans are Americans in proxies.