Brit/pol/ - Chocolate Orange edition

>SNP accused of barely trying in EU referendum after being outspent by Wetherspoon pub chain
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/snp-accused-barely-trying-eu-referendum-outspent-wetherspoon/

>MPs are sexually assaulting young researchers who have nowhere to turn, says John Mann
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/mps-sexually-assaulting-young-researchers-have-nowhere-turn/

>'Justify executive pay' says government
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38138815

>'Have cake and eat it' notes dismissed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38134859

>Merkel QUASHES Theresa's expat plan: German leader rejects calls to protect EU migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/737705/angela-merkel-rejects-theresa-may-call-protect-eu-migrants-brexit

>Will the recount change the US election result? How long does a recount take?
express.co.uk/news/politics/737867/recounts-change-US-election-result-Wisconsin-Michigan-Pennsylvania-Donald-Trump-Clinton

>UK Denies That ‘Have Cake and Eat it’ is Brexit Policy
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/29/uk-denies-cake-eat-brexit-policy/

>Visegrad Nations Meet To Discuss Migrant Crisis, Terrorism
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/29/visegrad-nations-meet-discuss-migrant-crisis-terrorism/

>UK government defends apparent U-turn over workers on boards
theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/29/government-defends-apparent-u-turn-over-workers-on-boards

>Labour is heading for electoral wipeout – even without a Ukip resurgence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/labour-heading-electoral-wipeout-even-without-ukip-resurgence/

>Government tells companies to justify executive pay rates
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pay-gap-workers-executives-theresa-may-latest-announcement-inequality-green-pape-a7445606.html

Other urls found in this thread:

countrysquire.co.uk/2016/11/29/harrys-last-stand-is-labours-too/
youtube.com/watch?v=LmbyWGCwX90
youtube.com/watch?v=nU-cJ42BqC0
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199
twitter.com/AnonBabble

stop linking rags like the Express

FIRST FOR EMILIA CUNTS

What does brit/pol/ look like? Feel free to hide your face as much as you want.

H E R T F O R D S H I R E

Post more Sunday Sport

DILATED

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Like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

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don't

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I look like that?

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Are Eric did nothing wrong

That's be 14.99 plus tip...

>oi! do you have your phone on you bruv? we need to make a call

wat do?

feel really bad for him. he's just a harmless old geezer, why do lefties have to be such cunts

>s..sorry you probably wouldn't like it
>i'm legally not allowed to have a phone with a camera

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Igni

Is this like your Onion?

BARTHOLIN'S GLAND

r8 shitty blair pepe lads

>Whilst in command of the White Star SS Titanic that great ship struck an iceberg in the Atlantic Ocean during the night and speedily sank with nearly all who were on board. Captain Smith having done all man could do for the safety of passengers and crew remained at his post on the sinking ship until the end. His last message to the crew was "Be British

It has been going for well over 2 decades

Retribution

this nigga killed hundreds of working class men

How many "i shoved X up my arse" has the sunday sport had over the years?

"Young Oliver, our records tell us you have been visiting a well known hate site known as Sup Forums, we are deducting 50 pounds from your payment as punishment"

Wait a minute , what have those fuckers done to my chocolate orange?

INTERMARRIAGE
IS
GREAT

I always worry about this situation, I legit don't own a phone, can't help but feel these fine gentlemen might have a hard time believing that though.

Why did Britain conquer the world but couldn't conquer Ireland?

Also Terry's Chocolate Oranges are disgusting

>600 soldiers of the British Army took on a force of 30,000 Chinese troops crossing the Imjin River in Korea.

>Reporting to his American superior, Brigadier Tom Brodie of the Gloucestershire Regiment admitted the situation was "a bit sticky".

>Such classic British understatement failed to secure the "Glorious Glosters" reinforcements or permission to fall back.

Lads what's the most degenerate thing you've wanked to?

countrysquire.co.uk/2016/11/29/harrys-last-stand-is-labours-too/

>nonagenarian btfo

>Deliberately sunk his own ship for World Jewry and the huge amount of money that pro-Federal Reserve (((bankers))) offered his family, making sure that all the men stayed on the ship until last

>Oh but he's ok though because he said "Be British"

>couldn't conquer Ireland

HOLY FUCK, Labour's walking fossil BTFO

fuck off to Sup Forums you utter shitposter

Not true

Not true
Also please post more of your BLAIREETS

A couple having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

hang on a minute, is this a meme or do you really believe this

Your mother

>SNP barely trying

Still won 62% of the Scottish vote for remain with not one council voting leave

Will have to ration them so as to stop spam

It's one of the first theories I read when I first came to this board, though considering the state of things right now as well as the fate of people who've tried to go against the Federal Reserve I wouldn't be averse to looking into it again

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come home EU man

>Here lad, kill yourself and everyone on this boat
>We will give your family a few extra quid for it


Makes complete sense

im a cat

Where is this picture of young Pete from anyway?

Also, does Hitchens have any opinions concerning conspiracy theories and Jewry?

Not wanking per sé, but I 'filled in' your nan recently. She wants to know why you haven't fulfilled your promise to her yet.

Healthcare free?

Refugees free?

Interview with his brother about Clinton in the nineties

he's wrong to suggest that ordinary people didn't want a welfare state. Atlee's reforms were hugely popular

>nothing about immigration

One of your OCs.

>act to end prejudice and injustice
what did they mean by this?

This show is amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=LmbyWGCwX90

What happened to Karen poster?

Girls doing stuff.

Like penises and stuff.

>Atlee's reforms were hugely popular
Where are you getting this from?

increase immigration

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Wanked onto a pair of sandals that a girl left lying around the house

>tfw noticed a sharp decline in karen posting and tuccocks related banter

>Atlee's reforms were hugely popular

Unbiased reading that you've sourced that claim from? Besides postwar propaganda about how people were dying on the streets of mass poverty and starvation (wrong, a welfare state existed before Attlee) and then Labour came along and everyone suddenly went "wtf i love bennies now"?

Have you missed me?

Gib me ur £££ wyteboi.

we're always here. watching. waiting.

>all these tripfags
seriously, you cunts need to fuck off already

youtube.com/watch?v=nU-cJ42BqC0

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Why is Brit/pol/ so uncomfy lately?

why? karen is a fucking retarded character from a retarded anime

>1 post by this ID
What did Reddit mean by this?

Today my friend said to me "You should date one of my work colleagues, she love memes like you" - how did she know about Nige posting on brit/pol/, which one of you told her

yes

>couldn't conquer Ireland

British education

kysburgernamefagistan

Sup Forums is circlejerking over it so hard. It does look hilarious, I'll give it a watch once I can get a complete torrent.

where do you think you are?

the thought of george soros in a concentration camp gets my dick hard

No, just a general statement about brit/pol/

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they won the '45 election in a landslide

So they're trying to pass the Snooper's charter, which will allow any Government / Public Sector Organisation to view your entire browsing history for the last 12 months, and all messages you sent.

The Government, Police, NHS, or local council won't have to request any special permission from anyone to do this, they don't have to inform you that they're doing this.
They can just search through your entire history of sites and messages without any reason, even if your a law abiding citizen.

So all British citizens, make sure you sign this:
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199

It probably won't be a success, but we have to at least try to stop this Orwellian dystopia!

>Didn't conquer Ireland

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm a catholic Irish man and I'll say openly we are more British than Irish. We speak their language, watch their television stations, support their teams, drink their beers and eat their foods. The only time Irish people ever express their Irishness is during the Euros or St Paddy's day. Everything else is just for show.

We got C.UCKED

Karen posting is Brit/pol/ culture, wouldn't expect smelly yanks to understand.

redit i presume, but seriously, stop indulging your self in a fallacy, brittish women are far fucking uglier, stop posting anime trash and import some real women who are respectable and not degenerates, like sweden and germany are doing

pfft, all right mate, great evidence you've got there

Labour's victory in 1945 had much more to do with failures in the tory camp

>talks about smelly when his country is over ridden with sand niggers who dont shower on top of the brittish women who dont shave shower or brush their teeth

Don't know which ones you mean, i do have some though but none are made by me.

thou furious

Watching The Grand Tour, pretty good lads.

>majority of anons asking for more karen posting while this septic tank is complaining about animie and a Cantonese basket weaving forum

This is excellent. Brought a tear to my eye.