You are entering Sharia-Zone! You have to pay the Jizya in order to enter this place, you dirty infidel dog

>You are entering Sharia-Zone! You have to pay the Jizya in order to enter this place, you dirty infidel dog.

My charisma should be high enough to talk myself out of it.

B-but I use your dial-a-wank lines as advertised in pic related

I am not an infidel, sunni dog. It is you who are the infidel.

>implying i wouldn't beat him into a coma.

>implying he's not carrying a knife or gun while you can't legally carry a butterknife in public

...

walk away, get my car, run him over

I'll jizya mouth cunt

Hold my beer...

First time I have seen an Iranian bro. What is the proper Persian name for us to use? Greetings, based Putin ally.

i'd just kill him right then and there.

>implying Americans can't carry knives
That mudslime is about to get a 4" injection of cold Colorado steel.

You must be lost nigger. This is south Georgia where Jesus is Lord. Say hi to my XD 45 and enjoy your curb stomp for baby Jesus.

>you pick the wrong forest to bark in,and this ain't a tree
>*bang*

>See flag, business as usual.

Checked
Nukes are inbound goys

ITT : Katanas being unsheathed

>You have to pay the Jizya in order to enter this place
I bring gifts of bacon....The most sacred food in all of Burgerland.

[Intelligence 10] to intelligent to pay jizya.

>heres your shekels my good man
>walk behind him
>unsheath my cold steel bear grills knife
>behead him
>grab my money back
>wipe the blood off my tempered steele one of a kind eagle beak blade
>sheath my limited edition bowie knife
>tip my hat and say "requestat en pace"
>proceed to the arcade.

>You are entering Sharia-Zone! You have to pay the Jizya in order to enter this place, you dirty infidel dog.

1. [ Attack him with a kitchen knife ]
2. [ Speechcraft 7 ] I'm no infidel.
3. [ Intelligence 1 ] Did you just assume my religion
4. [ Dexterity 4 ] (Shout Allah akhbar while reaching for pockets)

Wew lad, try vacuuming your carpet first

Omid.

I'm at work. Take it up with janitorial.

but I'm muslim... Nare Krishna!!!

>Implying he won't explode upon death
You need to learn more about muslim physiology.

please nuke SA

>"Desk Pop"


>Step 1 Break his ribs
>Step 2 make him get on all fours
>Step 3 make believe he is a piece of corporate furniture
>Step 4 imagine your self as a disgruntled Will Farrel and shoot into your desk
>Step 5 enjoy :)

>Turkey educating Sup Forums on Muslim physiology
sounds about right

Hey, I carry that same knife but the non lock version without the serrated section.

And a ka-bar usmc at home for uninvited guests...

Ok, kneel down. I'll pay my jizzya right on your beard.

That's not a knife, that's a toothpick. Kek.
If it was your dick you would be an honorary asian.

Ill Jiz on Ya

>He wants my jizzya.

T-that's too lewd sandnigger-kun!

>[intelligence 10]
>to intelligent to pay jizya
>to intelligent to pay
>to intelligent to
>to intelligent
>to

>[intelligence 10]

It might be small but I know how to use it, and more importantly, where to use it. The other guy won't make it to the hospital before he bleeds out

Why would I want to enter a filthy Mohammedan neighborhood?

>12 yr old sand nigger with an ak comes at me
>pay up jizyah, whitey
son i converted before you were born.

>Tfw georgiabro in this thread

We are legion

>implying gun
>implying he even knows how to use a knife other than intimidation

no wonder they're winning

ahahah terrorist, in latin america, they would get robbed and killed kek.

SuperMan flies over building, musulMan flies through them.

>have to pay the Jizya in order to enter
ya know...i don't think i was ever that degenerate in my youth. and i was pretty degenerate too.

Omid this.