Going to a black dinner tonight, what should I bring that would go over well with the blacks...

Going to a black dinner tonight, what should I bring that would go over well with the blacks? I don't want to attend but this is for work.

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For what?

Bring orange soda and flavored minute maid.

I'm from the south I know these things.

Bring your gun.

Anything else that would be in that vein and not too noticeable of it being a stereotype?

Can't live in NJ, citizens cannot carry outside of the home or place of business.

WATERMELON NIGGER

Go in blackface. It would make the entire evening a lot more comfortable. They will feel at ease.

This. This is pretty much all my family drinks.
The minute maid wouldn't be too noticeable. They would think you are doing gods work. Minute aid and orange/grape drank are the golden nectar to blacks.


Also bring sum cornbread. Niggas love cornbread.

it is customary to bring a bucket of fried chicken and watermelon

the minute maid is a good idea

Don't do this.
Just show the fuck up and be normal

Just make sure you dress warm because black people are always late though.

>Acting normal around subhumans top lel

Really? You didn't learn anything from last night's dinner?

saged

This webm shows how to interact with the kids.

Buffalo wings and hot sauce.

If you don't want to offend pork belly roast and corn bread.

Also minute maid only cost about a buck or two. No need to get fancy since you will most likely be drinking out of red cups. Whine is not needed.

chitlins and magic shave

Like chain wings from b dubz?

This will also instantly earn you some respect. Learn how to make em even though they smell like shit

Biass waatermelon and some salt
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Malt liquor, but back out when they begin getting drunk.

Will they get violent as soon as they get drunk, or be all loud and dance and shir

Exactly those.

Tendies, unironically

where's that picture of the Rhodesian camouflaged as a black standing with unsuspecting blacks

They'll get hungry and go rob some store for skittles and purple drank.

Do blacks drink in the u.s?

I've never seen a non-white person drink here

Bring wine like a normal fucking person you autist

Yes lol they do. Although I will say I hardly ever see blacks at bars they mostly do it at home on the street or at house parties/bbqs

bring wine, everybody likes wine, dont get drunk though, your inner sperg might come out

Actually to not offend anyone I think you should just bring champagne or some other generic drink.

Don't relax

*twerk

Since I cannot bring my gun, since NJ laws suck, pepper spray or knife or both?

Havent read the comments but with a quick glance im seeing a bunch of predictable comments expected from Sup Forumssters.

Im black. And unless youre going to some ghetto trash deep-south black dinner, bringing stereotypical 'black food' is stupid. Dinners, regardless of the race are usually high in fat and salt, so bring something to compliment it like a fruit or veggie platter.

Fuck all these people advising you to couch sensibilities. Bring fried chicken. Every fucking body loves fried chicken. Niggers just like it more than white folk

Fuck all that bring some good ass homemade mac and cheese. White people and black people love that shit. It's universal.

Just scoop up a few 211 steel reserves or some St. Ives and don't forget the pack of black n' milds. You'll be a living God and "dat cool whiteboi" from now on at work.

They want you to bring your coal burning little sister.

Also, you and your sister should both do this:

I want to attain that status without being too stereotypical in bringing 40ozs, any cheap flavored drinks they might like? Like Smirnoff ice or something

pigs feet and mustard greens

These. There's never enough wine, bring a solid liter or more of some basic red wine and you'll be a hero.

Bring Hennessy and when you pull it out say "I heard you people like this"

>uncle tom detected

>do blacks drink?
I worked at a gas station and a pharmacy with a liquor store in high school.

All of our malt liquor sales were to blacks, other than the random coal burner getting it for her ape.

Just don't bring anything.
Why would you?

wit da crumbly shit on top b no bullshit everybody loves that

Paper plates

> black people
> veggie platter

hows the larping?

Bring white people stuff as a sign of friendship.

Get a nice bottle of French wine or some Scottish whisky.

that's crazy

malt liquor is sort of hipster here. Pretty much just broke undergrads and high school kids.

I didn't know non-white people drank alcohol

also bring a pack of Newport cigarettes for everyone

Bring these items:
-bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken wings
-ribs slathered in far too much BBQ sauce
-2 liter Grape Soda
-Pack of Grape Kool-Aid
-One entire watermelon
They will all love you.

Watermelon and bananas of course

did white males every buy malt liquor?

>veggie platter.
What like that store bought shit with the ranch in the middle?

I don't care what race you are, you bring celery and ranch I'll slap the shit of you. Better to bring nothing at all.

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>what should I bring that would go over well with the blacks?

Umm, what caste of "blacks" are you talking about.

Millenials?

Middle-Upper class?

Broke as shit?

Well-traveled?

You gotta give some more to go on, buddy.

All I know is that char siu bao is the most perfect food item ever created.

The important thing is to not bring your wallet.

Just knife or make yourself a mouth guard in case you get in a fight. They won't kill you. Also don't take a knife out unless they bring a knife out or you're being teamed on, don't be a pussy. Pepper spray is for pussies.

Just say "who let the dogs out! who? who?" and you'll be solid.

no not that, he is camouflaged as in he painted his face black.

You didn't know your natives drink firewater?

You and I know they dont fight fair, and I will be outnumbered, pepper spray is non lethal and totally logical.

Terrance pls. Black folk solicit gas stations and ask for $$ just so they can cop their 40 oz, it's not for train/bus fare like they always claim. Colt 45, 211, St. Ives etc is like their life force.

>Flavored Minute Maid

My nigga,

T. Louisianafag

In all seriousness OP, just bring whatever you'd bring if it was a white dinner. As someone who's dated a few black girls, and been around blacks, they're just normal ass people aside from the niggers.

Bring a bunch of these in paper bags.

It will be a mix of all of them. There will be some broke as shit ones from maintenance and other deps, and im sure they will bring the senpai with them who will also be broke.

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>make yourself a mouth guard

do you wear the mouth guard the whole time or just when you think you're about to get punched

Well I'd say bring homemade mac n cheese, but that'll take you too long to make.

If you're a smoker, this is honest-to-god good advice. Letting somebody bum a gorilla mint never seems to hurt.

When a nigger knows you they begin to treat you like a normal human, when a nigger doesn't know you they don't have empathy for you and you have to watch out. You might be teamed on if so take out a knife, but you'll be fine. Nigger fights usually go by these rules: don't beat your opponent once he's knocked out, don't stomp or hit the balls, don't bite, don't team up or use some kind of weapon. Only time these rules get broken is when they're very angry cause you banged their mom or something. Seriously don't be retarded chances of a fight are slim and you won't be killed, some old black woman there will break it up, and why would you even get in a fight in the first place

>flavored minute maid
>I'm from the south I know these things.
Confirmed. I'm from the south and he isn't lying.

Yes if one of them gets too drunk and starts getting in your face making ape noises with random obscenities (mostly "muhfugga"s) and "nigga"s interspersed, pop in the mouth guard and put on your sports cup.

When a fight is about to happen, makes you pretty immune to mouth punches cause your teeth won't break apart and your cheeks won't get gnashed up by your teeth. For niggers, when they pull up at the legs of their shorts or pants, take off their shirt/jacket, or just start yelling or posturing themselves weird, put it in

If these blacks have jobs they probably won't fight.

Why is Sup Forums so autistic?

Going to a company dinner when most of the company is black isn't the same as walking around the ghettos of New Orleans at night.

why do they always tug on clothes before a fight?

tell them about the Jews

>If these blacks have jobs they probably won't fight.
>being this naive
Niggers see 4 minutes into the future and no longer. They'd rather lose their job and go to jail/prison than even feel as though they've been "disrespected". You need to wake up and leave your parents gated community.

Moonman album.

Their pants are usually 15 sizes too large with no belt and sagging on the ground, so they pull them up so they don't trip over themselves while chimping out.

Why even ask?

Get dem niggas some kfc and they will bring you some cotton.

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It'll be like this.

all your blacks are also muslims.

top lel

Just get a few packs of Newports in the soft pack and offer them around to people. Make sure to open from the bottom, so their filthy nigger fingers don't contaminate the filters.

A rope, giant cross, gasoline, & some matches

Im going to keep my GF at home and not bring her, I could just see the poor ones making her unconformable with comments

Kool aid.

But make sure you make it exactly the way the packet says. They hate that.

Bring slow cooked ribs slathered in a good dry rub and top off with some decent BBQ sauce an hour before it's fully cooked. Also being fried chicken tendies and strawberry soda and maybe a 2pac album for background music.

A Glock. You know what to do. Heil victory.

How do they make it?

Dont bring your GF, cook something homemade, even if you bring chicken they will be uncomfortable to say anything because you cooked it yourself, bring it along with a regular soda, and dont bring your wallet

Seems like you've never mey a black person lad.

I'm from southern Louisiana. I grew up around blacks.

Bring good food, like you'd bring to a white dinner.

If they're good blacks, then they'll be grateful that you brought something they don't often have, and if they're bad blacks why do you care about pleasing them anyway?