I hate my country

I hate my country.

WHY am I not American???????????????

I wish I could enroll in elite american university.

Move to Texas

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fuck off

Texas is for dumb head rednecks

I would love to be california or Massachusetts

wow rude

But Glorious Nippon is better than either of those.

You want the real American experience, you want to see the actual benefits of living here, you come to Texas. Not Dallas though- that place is a shithole.

Maybe see if Rice University will take you.

Whats wrong with Japan? Dont you realise that everyone on earth wants to fuck your women, eat your food, and laugh at your weird understanding of humour and sex?

no

California is literal utopia

and i wish i was japanese

wanna trade?

yerrow piggu go home

you are retard, and a fucking traitor, never trust Japan.

do you have a vagina? i will marry you in.

if you are female(male) i will make you my bride

why so racist.

I just want to experience to be American

American universities are BEST in the world

You fell for Californication

I've thought about this before, wanna start a peer to peer citizenship trade site and become tech millionaires?

uni of tokyo is bad, then? you already live in the best place on the planet, where everyone else has to struggle to just get in the door as a tourist. what are you talking about? what's so bad about japan?

>California is literal utopia

Care to elaborate?

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if only non-degenerate countries can trade citizens

i don't want swedes or canadians or dindus or niggers in japan

>University of Chicago ranked higher than fucking Oxford.

Yeah I wouldnt put too much weight on that chart. Kind of surprised the Sorbonne in Paris or at least one German/Russian University aren't on that chart.

>you already live in the best place on the planet

Except for it's slave-tier jobs for video game and anime development/production, and the rampant molestation of adult women and even children, and except for the medieval prison system.

You think you could just unilaterally decide people are going to trade citizenships without consulting the government?

Are you retarded?

fuck you nip

Yes
1 build MVP of app
2 show MVP to VC
3 VC uses political connections to find loophole to make your app legal
4 attract users
5 profit

Cuckistan

Fort Worth bestus Texas

Kys

Japan is rad. Just kick a few women out of your work force to be wives and mothers and then quit dicking with your currancy and you are golden.

You can live freely without social intervation.

It's so amazing.

I want to taste freedom

And remove mcarthurists, and rewrite kenpou

Only you, you fucking weeb, Japanese people are disgusting, their sex is like watching a neckbeard slobber on his anime body pillow, their women look worse naked than clothed, and worst of all, people like you consider going there

>3 VC uses political connections to find loophole to make your app legal

I like how you just sum this up in one point without considering exactly how much bureaucracy you would have to go through to get this. There wouldn't just be one person, or even one agency to go through. Immigration, national security, health and human services, etc. would all be effected. And that's just in the US, where it would probably be easiest to get the program implemented.

And it's also not even possible to just "transfer" your citizenship.

Once again, you're a massive retard.

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no joke I'll trade you. let's do this I'll be a giant muscle man in Nippon.

Why would a nap want to come here. Look at what Americans did to Okinawa.

I am an American who has a house in Tokyo... Bro, stay in Japan. If it sucks wherever you are, try moving to Tokyo? My house is in setagaya-ku but maybe you could afford something across the river?

well hey OP, if california is your dream, just go there one day. stay in america for at least a week, just be a tourist and see how you like it. if you find that you love it here, make moves to get here and stay here. its easier to move to the us than it is to japan. i want to be where you are.

Wanna trade? Seriously I have a family that would love to move to Japan, we could just swap our homes. Assuming you don't live in a capsule.

You have to be rural or rich as fuck to not live in a capsule in Japan... I'm rich as fuck so I have a big house with an elevator and shit... I'm there like once a year and the neighbors hate me

jesus dude, you know nothing

And if you're a gaijin in a rural spot in Japan... Good fucking luck.

>Wants to be an American in America
>Picks the two most cucked states

It's okay I know it's hard for asians to handle FREEDOM.

Cali, is a good place for Japanese, it is true. Several Japanese world travellers have said of all the lands they've seen, California reminded them the most of Japan, geographically. Not due to similar locations, but because there is great variety, all of which is beautiful.

Seriously if you want to come here, and your from a highly civilized country like Japan, there's probably a way. If you graduated from intense Japanese high-school, you likely meet requirements for US H-1B Visa for a Cali based firm.

>if you're a gaijin in a rural spot in Japan... Good fucking luck


What do you mean? Like nip farmers killing you and shit?

Maybe he's rural or rich af, and if not, how much to rent your nearly vacant mansion?

Californian here can confirm. If you don't want to be surrounded by liberals stay out of major cities. The rest of California is red red red and you'll meet nice people. Not to mention we have lovely mountains, beautiful beaches, and plenty of entertainment.

Wanna move in with me senpai?

Wait let me get this straight... you think govt bureaucracy actually works the way it's supposed to?

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>What do you mean? Like nip farmers killing you and shit?

No just Yakuza will extort you knowing the police wont do anything

>want to be american
>pick states that deprive the true joy of being american

No, if it did you'd have a better chance of getting your app through.

I'm saying that there's a lot of hands to grease. Too many for you to possibly make any profit.

of courese I wanna move to sanfrancisco and LA

>Texas is for dumb head rednecks

>I would love to be california or Massachusetts

>California is literal utopia

Based Jap.

>want to be american
>pick states that deprive the true joy of being american

There's no joy in those shitty republipoor states. There's church and baking in the fucking heat. No tourists attractions or anything cool to do.

>Implying Dallas is worse than Houston

You fucking idiot. Kek shall strike you down.

Move to california. You don't deserve to live in Japan.

You bring dishonour to your family. If you had the balls you'd commit soduku

It's not impossible. Do it senpai.

>t. Communist Gook, now American Citizen and has guns.

you literally have the BEST and most envied country on earth next to south korea.

Dude they are brutally xenophobic and racist.

come on over bud

wait. never mind. fuck off

Market value for my large house in setagaya-ku is about 220,000 a month.

Satan knows

Yep
You will spend your lonely days chilling at FamilyMart like me

harakirishite kudazai

>America
>Calling any other country Degenerate

America is the largest producer of Degeneracy in the world. Americans are the largest producer of pornography of all kinds, responsible for glorifying black thug culture, and turning modern women into whores. Call me a leaf all you want but i'm telling the truth.

haha gaijin faggot detected

It's truth... They're racist and xenophobic in Tokyo... My advice, learn Japanese but always claim you don't understand any.. feign that you don't know anything. Never speak it. In Tokyo, you'll hear them make you the butt of jokes, you'll hear them talk shit about you, you'll hear them basically refer to you as a retard because you're not Japanese and thus inferior... That's the kind of racist shit you get in Tokyo.

Go to the rural areas and it's straight up, "baka gaijin.. get out!"

How does it make you feel to know that thousands/millions(?) of weebs would die to be born Japanese like you were.

tfw I'll never get to experience being a student at a Japanese high school

How is your English so good though?

Break off the continent anytime communist

Aw bro them family marts got the eats tho! I'd kill for some conveni marts here.. just sell me some onigiri, tsunamayo, and big American dogs... How come we don't have big American dogs here?

because in US they are considered average

What about high balls in a can? What about being able to drink in public and on the train and in a taxi?

I love Japan.

>this thread again
Fuck off proxynigger

Californiafag here.
It is not.

You can experience to be American if I can experience your sister.

HEY lil dik NIPP! You forgot your mandatory
>MFW

How is the rank based? # of scientific papers, researchs or what? It is a complete shame for my country