I'm a Somali living in Canada AMA

After yesterdays AMA with the somali guy from jordan I wanted to do one as well. I'll try to answer all of your questions.

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Why haven't you gone back?

Are you a sekrit muslin?

I was born here

no

Sigh

Then why do you consider yourself Somali instead of Canadian?

What are the most common signs of takiyaa?

If you could stop all further Somali immigration to Western countries, would you?

were you related to the garbage terrorist?

Are you the teacher from earlier this year ?

Because ethnically im somali. Like how the blacks call themselves african americans. I call myself somali canadian

Why do you smell so bad?

Is it because you live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 14 other people who all don't shower?

Also, what's up with the older Somalis? Why are they so repulsive?

And what's with the orange public hair on the face of some Somali niggers?

why haven't you killed yourself in a pre-dug grave yet?

Well I'd let the immigrants with formal education come in. The other ones with 20+ kids and 4 wifes
>NOOOOOOO

No

No

You don't get to call yourself nigger, that's up to your masta.

Also, Why are you all so fugly.

I probably smell better than you

I live in a 4 bedroom house in a suburb with 3 other people

They're just like that

Its a culture thing

Is it true that it's common courtesy for somalis to stop up and talk to each other you meet them somewhere?

Also, why do you all yell so fucking loud when talking

how do you feel about mass rapes?

Why didn't your mom swallow you when she was sucking your dad's dick for money?

What are your opinions on Jews, Asians, Russians and other Somalians?

Yes. It's really annoying
Unacceptable

Do you recognize Somalis as a plague on society?

Why don't you imbued abominations stay home?

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK NIGGER

thoughts on trump?

Why are all you white people such idiots? Why do white people smell? Why do white women pusses smell of fish?

How bad do you want to fit in? Enough to racemix?

Are you ever subjected to true racism?(not liberal "racism," but the real thing)

Do you ravage qt Canadian feminists?

Honest questions

>Jews
I haven't met many jews desu
>Asians
Very smart. I like japan they're the true master race
>Russians
Their women are hot as fuck
>Somalis
Some are awful and contribute to our bad image

He will MAGA I am sure of it. I know many somalis who support trump

>racemix
Our women are doing that as we speak

Do you believe in the Enlightenment and do your best to self improve?

That's sucks. So you're left with no choice?

Ive gotten weird looks but thats about it.
The feminists like it when I go balls deep in them

Yes. I'll probably settle down with a somali girl in the end

does the government pay for that home?

Its probably worth more than your entire life

that doesnt answe by the question

You look like Aram Pittiq

Why don't you kill yourself?h

sorry kn

that doesnt answer the question

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fuck

Nigger speak english

What's with Somali hate? Bunch of whining biches

Reer Roger or Labospirit?

This is kind of crucial.

Hypothetically speaking. If a Somalian was christian, would they go to heaven? I

I hear they make great students

Do you have autism? How is it that your people have such a low average IQ? Why do you all look so inbred? Are you a muslim?

Why did your dad leave you huh tyrone?

Are canadian women as ugly as they look on tv?

lol TRIGGERED. It must suck to be a shitskin and a black at the same time huh. Seriously why haven't you done the world a service and killed yourself? Do all somalians know they are they are universally looked down upon?

I have an iq of 126.

does the government pay for your home?

theough subsidies or pay for it outright

It's different for Canacucks, they have no national identity.

You should see the way people talk about americans

>Why do your people have a such low average IQ
>I have an IQ of 126
>I have
>I
>Average
No, you don't.

whats your opinion on niggers? I know you were born here but im assuming you have family from somali, I heard africans actually can't stand north american niggers.

Do you have that standard issue Somali dome I keep seeing? Post pics and confirm my bias plz.

Where are you from?

Also since you speak English, post on Sup Forums, and are second generation
You pass the assimilation test.
Well done
You did it
You are what America/Canada should be like

Unless you Alahu Akbar.
Then no.
Pls leave

> a fuck kid that's never fought alongside somali cops to fight shambalablaba

ignore this dumbass

HAHA fake and gay. still waiting on your to dig that grave and throw yourself in it somali trash

>he's still posting

go to bed fuckhead

Don't be mad because the american education system has failed you. You dumb niggers can't even read

Its quite funny how they get so knocked up easily

Please leave my country. Its already bad enough with the chinese, we dont need no 3rd world niggers fucking shit up too.

Stop sniffing them creep

I don't have that. Sorry

Nigger, he asked why Somalians are retarded, not why you're retarded. But then again, you're not really Somalian.

Ok then go back to Europe you sister fucker

NEVER LEAVE YOUR CONTAINMENT CITY

YOU
DISGUSTING
HUMAN
FILTH

Get out

are your parents welfare mooching assholes with 10 kids?

I used to tutor somali children and would rage at the examples their incompetent parents would set for them. they were willfully ignorant of the pathways to becoming employed etc and merely collecting child support and welfare.

what bothered me the most was that the children were still innocent and full of potential only to be held back by terrible parenting.

is this you OP?

>yts are mad because deep down they know every race on the planet has ran a train through their women

>AMA

I have 2 siblings. I agree with you this disgusting culture of having 10 kids you can't care for needs to stop. Everytime some one gets pregnant with another kid I judge them

show pic of your forehead pls somalibro.

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My forehead is actually not that big

Don't ignore posts

Where are you from?
What hockey team do you follow?
Tell me so I can hate you properly

I'm from ottawa
I like the penguins

If your not a Muslim just accept being a shit skin and live your life normally

Your basically a Canadian nigger
If your not Muslim don't kill anyone there's enough black violence out there.

Ottawa is a shit city.
You must be bored as fuck

And
>rooting for an American team
Leave this country
Supporting the Sens is bad enough but at least they're Canadian

Someone tell a new-fag, what's the story behind this image?

They look like pitch black arabs.

Well I originally rooted for the oilers. But I've lost all hope now

Dude don't kill anyone unless you convert to Islam first.
Just don't kill anyone accept the hand God gave you your a Canadian with black skin.
Your not a muslim nigger like the OSU guy.

the day of the wall is upon you, mexicano

>supporting a team based on how often they win
get out

Somali's are usually violent black Muslims easy to hate.
Canada might just be a white dude role playing.

>we were never enslaved

Damn dirty Mexican, we Somalis are legal immigrants who all have papers. Your ass on the other hand is on the menu come January.

MAGA
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are you gonna go back to africa or you will wait until you get shot when you will chimp out?

which ethnicity of blacks do you hate the most?

Oh you were, Arabs grabbed lots of you fellows in the old days. You're lucky Ethiopia was there.

The african americans

Yeah the bantus probably

Why can't you people stay in your own countries and suffer there?

Why do you have to ruin respectable, formerly ethnically European countries?

Isn't ruining one continent (Africa) good enough for you?

Time to see if OP is legit.

Warya, af Somali ma taqanta?

Nigger we are the master race of africans so stop hating

anaa ku waso qaniisyahow