Justin Castro

Must have been posted here before but holy shit. Turns out Castro cucked Trudeau and fathered our leader instead.

>photo of Canadian PM’s mum gazing adoringly at late Cuban leader goes viral

>Users have pointed to facial similarities between the dictator and the Canadian PM

thesun.co.uk/news/2280272/bizarre-theory-fidel-castro-is-canadian-pm-justin-trudeaus-father-emerges-online-after-internet-sleuths-discover-some-mysterious-coincidences-and-similarities/


I fucking knew it. You can tell that Justin is constantly repressing his inner Barbarian. First he elbows a female MP then he's caught Brutalizing another conservative MP. This guy is on the verge of slipping out all the time.

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Didn't his mom date Castro?

He might be Castro's bastard lol

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Got the pic here Pierre got cucked by FIDEL FUCKING CASTRO

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Since when did Sup Forums become TMZ? Should we talk about Ivanka's secret black lover, too?

CTR is getting better and better at diluting real discussions on Sup Forums.

kek. The Sun is reporting on it. Hopefully Trudeau will find out.

castro secretly parenting the leader of a G8 nation is a bit more heavyweight than tmz you moof

lol ctr

we are meming reality now

>Hopefully Trudeau will find out.

pretty sure he already knows about castro being his dad

>Hopefully Trudeau will find out.
I sent this tweet to him
but his team probably ignored it

If some papers are talking about then he will have heard

hehe

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this is literal mandela effect. castro didnt used to look like that.

>bizarre-theory-fidel-castro-is-canadian-pm-justin-trudeaus-father-emerges-online-after-internet-sleuths-discover-some-mysterious-coincidences-and-similarities/

>Didn't his mom date Castro?
>He might be Castro's bastard lol

You've cracked the case, Sherlock!

Stop picking on my wife's son. pls.

I'm pretty impressed by this.

That would be the most random twist of 2016. What a year.

He's not his dad it's a time traveler obviously.

That and Michelle Obama being a tranny.

Then what did he look like?

>twist

Being a hack journalist must be so easy now a days.

You just copy & paste everything from Sup Forums.

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>i will find you
>and i will kill you

What's the guy's name, again?

Leaf and Neetson

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youtube.com/watch?v=wcjY-VN8_l4&t=100s

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More gruff. More manly. A bit like a cuban Saddam mixed with some alpha genes. This here is a cancuck with a baseball cap

>Justin Trudeau was born in 1971. Castro didn’t meet Pierre or Margaret Trudeau until 1976, when the Canadian prime minister embarked on a controversial three-day state visit to Cuba.

buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/fidel-castro-justin-trudeau-paternity-hoax?utm_term=.plQ9kb96ge#.wkEQAnQxDr

How long has Trudeau known this?
Or is he now getting his mind blown?

>ustin Trudeau was born in 1971. Castro didn’t meet Pierre or Margaret Trudeau until 1976


buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/fidel-castro-justin-trudeau-paternity-hoax?utm_term=.plQ9kb96ge#.wkEQAnQxDr

Same smile.

this is one of the best conspiracy theories to come out of Sup Forums for years

we need to at least get this on infowars

>buzfeed
if the story Eric Trump's father was in question, they'd push the exact opposite story

False, they first met in 1970.

wewlad, still gotta say there is some kind of resemblance. Even if just a coincidence.

How long he jumps the shark and we become Cube 2.0?

Does anyone have a picture of his (((father?)))

get on our level

well fuck I'm sold

>tfw USA had to be settled by dirty Anglos instead of based Uralics
JUST

How can you keep getting away with it?

The elder Trudeau

i wonder if they browse Sup Forums and saw the threads a few days ago

>Tfw they're all just a bunch of shape-shifting reptilians anyway

holy fuck im dying

THIS picture is the one that convinced me. Look at this fucking face. And that's his mother hanging off Castro's arm.

they're close to 888.hu, whose motto is:

I remember Fidel Castro looking different. We are literally warping timelines to make world leaders literal products of cuckholdry.

Also Pierre Trudeau was a fucking pedo, look it up.

I guess you could say Margaret was into... inFIDELity.

Why do alt-rightists pick on Trudeau so much?

Mods, please filter the name "Trudeau" to "Castro jr."

Thanks

>when mike cernovich tweets an image that you made

You missed a chance at carlos

Why does he look Chinese?

>Castro

Why is everyone posting Liam Neeson and calling him Castro? Is there a new movie out called Taken To Gitmo?

Sup Forums did not come up with the trudeau castro connection.

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>mandela effect
>this picture

ofug

Because he's Canadian

>First he elbows a female MP

You can tell Canada is finished just by what this cuck leaf op posted.

If its true then Castro was part of 7th Floor.

Castro always looked like this, I never noticed the resemblance but the mandela effect is in your head.

BECAUSE IT'S 2016!

fucking this

Oh no, but if we do it it's FAKE NEWS

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Dr.Castro i am Canada

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