In 5 words or less what do you think they think about us? (LARPers welcome)
These Guys
Connor Gomez
Nathaniel Taylor
I'm well aware they think we're retarded. I'm just pretending guys, I swear. I don't want to gas all the jews.
Xavier Johnson
They probably watch "Sup Forums" for potential school shooters if I had to guess.... among other things.
Ian Ramirez
> The NSA cares about people that complain and masturbate all day.
Christian Jones
...
Justin Morris
I imagine they think most americans are pretty fucking retarded. It probably costs minimum 200k dollars a year to surveillance someone. Now imagine if most of that time was spent having to dig through rancid shemale porn.
Ethan Wood
>implying NSA members aren't redpilled lurkers
Nicholas Ross
niggers tongue my anus
Sebastian Clark
No Such Agency.
Logan Turner
>In 5 words or less what do you think they think about us?
"Should I arrest this shitposter?"
Ayden Kelly
They all crowd around one computer in the basement and laugh while a senior agent makes blacked bbc threads.
Adrian Long
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Nathaniel Phillips
Wyatt Peterson
unsung heroes who work in the dark for the safety of our nation without any recognition or gratitutde.
Andrew Barnes
any nsa on here are probably the most rancid shitposters because they landed a job where they get to read Sup Forums all day
only in america
Aaron Perry
It's been said they have a near infinite supply of information yet not the slightest idea what to do with it all.
Jason Jackson
Whole divisions dedicated to LARPing.
No such agency exists goyim
Israels overwatch for naughty goys
Sup Forums shitposting going to plan
Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums
Owen Carter
youtube.com
I'm sure you'll figure something to do with all that processing power.
Camden Lee
I would like an internship with either darpa, fbi, nsa or last resort military over cia dead last. I have to go back to school first. If not i will make my own company and end up selling to them i guess either way. I have plans to create an entirely new machine tool process that will revolutionize mankind. Im a libertarian nationalist so my equipment is gonna be american made by me, or it will be darpa made. Worst case best case. I really benefit from a mentor, nsa would be cool for me too. Im not important so they prob cant see this.
Jose Hall
>be NSA agent
>get new assignment
>finally, sick of previous assignment
>monitoring Twitter for death threats to Obama
>all threats are posted by kids and literal autists
>begin reading new assignment
>monitor Sup Forums
lol wat
>continue reading
>monitor Sup Forums
No. No no no no...
>Continue reading
>Monitor only threads that mention the words, "sjw, Alt-Right, cucks"
Is this real life?
>Spend 8 hour shifts reading thread after thread and watching white people call other white people the n-word all day.
Such is the life in the NSA.
Ayden Lee
More influential than pol realizes
Cameron Morgan
If the NSA knew everything, would they release the cure for Cancer and diabetes hypothetically? Or would the (((Greed))) and lust for power keep things stagnated?
Adam Roberts
Don't worry, user, we can.
Dominic Kelly
>(((LARPers))) welcome
Take it back to /x/ faggot.
Ryan Green
All those trigger words.
All this angst for daddies love
Jace Rogers
We browse.
Landon Evans
This question presupposes they have those things.
Chase Hernandez
So true. I guess thats the point of trauma based mind control. I bloomed where i was planted.
Benjamin Carter
So Mickey is from Massachusetts?