Applying for jobs sucks hard enough but what's even more infuriating is that instead of employees closing your...

Applying for jobs sucks hard enough but what's even more infuriating is that instead of employees closing your application and telling you didn't get the job they just leave it open for years

wait until you get the interview and they do the same thing. apparently you'll be less mad if you dont get outright rejected.

I'm 25 I've never had a job I never will have a job

It's great 'Innit?

90% of my applications are left in limbo due to them being lazy as fuck to not being capable of doing a mass email posting to the declined people. Takes like 5 minutes with a list and does so much to the searchers getting closure instead of perpetually waiting for an answer.

Always glad when I get an answer in my inbox.

No, I'd be less mad if they close it so I at least know their done, it just becomes annoying when you think they're still looking but they were done months Ago

It's because human labour has been made redundant by gross automation of the unskilled industrial workforce. Hate to say it anons, but you may as well an hero.

I haven't worked in 19 years and don't ever plan to. Just get SSI

Capitalism has no need for your flesh, or your feelings.

Yeah, but you live in a socialist country.

Here you can't live without a job.

Wait until you start getting fucked out of jobs, despite being qualified because you are a white male, and the organization needs "diversity".

Fuck that shit.

death penalty for HR staff when

Those who want to work feed me and keeps me in a warm house so thanks working friends

You have been fucked out of jobs because you have nothing of value to offer, not because of diversity policies. Maybe if you weren't so unpleasant to be around people would be interested in sponsoring your degeneration.

I thought you were opposed to distribution according to need?

Deep down you know what you need to do.

How? Don't I have to be disabled to get SSI?

Im hopeing trump brings in an era of opertunity need to get me some fucking land

tfw can't tell when people are being aggressively pro-capitalist or anti-capitalist

I'm not. When did i say this? That's the problem with generalizing

Claim extreme disabling social anxiety disorder, that's what my problem is

>what is follow up call
>i got no call after popping a resume
>bawww.jpg
Why are you younger millenials such bitchasses

Are there any drawbacks to doing this? You're claiming to be mentally ill.

Are you allowed to own a gun? Do you have to have social workers come visit you?

Jobs aside, even trying to start a business yourself is like this.

After being annoyed with a previous landlord of an antiques store I was paying 1,400 bucks a month for, I went to another smaller place to downsize and negotiated with the landlord there.

>Guy wants 1,200 a month rental for his commercial property
>Says he would rather do 1,500 a month
>I say his place ain't worth more than 600 to me
>He laughs at me like I'm an idiot
>I offer 800 and tell him to call me
>He never does
>It has been 3 years

>His property is now an empty slum that he hasn't gotten a single dime for

My entire town is filled with landlords that are doing this too. All of the commercial zones are closing because of extremely high rental values that no one will pay for shit that isn't worth it at all.

No social workers but i don't like guns do i don't know this one

> getting infuriated about this

Maybe I know why you dont have a job.

Think about it from their end. They have a bunch of applicants, who are all total strangers who arent getting the job. They dont know who any of you are, and they wont see any of you ever again. Why is the hiring manager going to get back to you? Just to be nice? Dont you think he has a job to get back to? And what do you get out of an email? You get nothing at all! You just get an email saying you didnt get the job you didnt have anyway. Its worthless to you and it costs him time. Why do you think you deserve that email?

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You gotta follow up, you gotta male it seem like you want the job. The best way to do it is to meet the manager in person to give the stuff to, ask questions, call in a few days.

Never never gove your resume/appocation to employees though, the reason employers mever get back to you is employees culling the competition if you're stupid enough to hand it to them

>this user wants a job?
>so does this trash can
>lets make one of them happy
>papers in the trash

Agreed.

You arent going to get a job for giving them a good resume.

I had a job once, where my buddy had hiring responsibilities. It was so fun watching him cull resumes. He would just make up the stupidest reasons to reject people and therefore shrink the list. He would say dumb shit like 'I cant tell their gender from their name', and 'Hes from New York, weve had a back record with people from New York', and then delete their resume.

Why bother. I'm 39, never had a job. Get disability for being narcoleptichjjjnhi!mbvvgmmnhjmmjjnnvvgyhjb

Because rejection shows some form of acknowledgment, even if negative. It reinforces the fact that at least you exist.

Employers saying nothing at all is basically just them refusing to acknowledge that you exist at all, and nobody (normal) appreciates that in any way.

>meet the manager in person to give the stuff to
>Never never gove your resume/appocation to employees though
Sup Forums confirmed for low life Macas employees

If you're refering to my spelling, im on a tablet. Idk why but I always try to type with two hands instead of one but the tiny keyboard space makes it accident prone like hitting i/u/o or m/n when typing a common mistake.

I'm referring to the content of your sentences, buddy. You can't just meet the manager in person and give him your job application, if you are applying for a proper job, and not retail or gastronomy.

Just some friendly advise for newfags on the job scene.

I was always taught to apply door to door, the more applications you have out there the better, even places you don't think you'd get a job, apply there. Every place you apply, be persistent in calling them, talking with them, showing up to the business and speaking with management, letting them know that you're available any time. Being annoying in this regard pays off.

I've gotten call backs from places I don't even remember applying at and I'll ask then when the application was submitted and a few were over a year or two old. Even if I'm working somewhere else, I tell them that I appreciate them getting back to me, you always wanna be nice and shit because you never know if your current job will come to an end...

Dress appropriate for the job interview, if you have an interview at like a fucking plumbing service, you don't need a suit and tie, a nice pair of jeans button up shirt will work. Don't show up with a fucking iron maiden shirt with mustard stains...

Get a nice haircut, and shave your neckbeard.

If you have an interview at say 8am, be there ready to go at 7:30 or even earlier.

You may go through periods of no calls or anything, don't get discouraged, just be patient and keep applying.

Also, most places have online applications, after you fill them out, still show up to the place and call them to inquire about your application status.

If you show up and pester them, they'll see that you want to work, fire the lazy fuck who isn't keeping his productivity up and will put your ass to work.

Why? What do you have to lose by asking to see someone higher than the receptionist?

Resume at front desk, you have a 50/50 they're just gonna tear it up as opposed to sending it up.
Ask for higher management or an HR boss you've got a 50/50 that you see em.

Dont be such a bitchass.

Initiate the handshake, don't wait for the interviewer to initiate.

Make eye contact and hold it. Don't drift off and stare at bullshit in the room.

Don't cross your legs or fold your arms.

Speak clearly and don't "um... uh..." every other word.

They'll ask you bullshit questions, and one of them is usually "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?", You respond with "Sitting where you're sitting."

This is good.

The one about online applications is particularly true. Online applications almost NEVER work by themselves, what's more ones that are done via an agency have an even smaller chance of working.

If you apply for a job online always go there in person anyway

>there are people literally too lazy or somehow incapable of using autocorrect in their applications

Yes, I'm very glad you wish to apply for the potion of store manager

>tfw got bullshited out of my job because I was straight
After head manager found out I wasnt a homo she cut my hours back fucked my shifts all wierd gave me no weekends off for 2 months and slapped me in the one spot she knew I hated all after another manager asked me If I thougth her daughters prom picture was pretty

Knew it was odd when all the other guys working their were faggots

This triggered me so hard at an old job. A friend of a friend was HR and would tell me what to apply for/what he could hook up (got promoted 3 times in 2 years), but the HR office would leave my shit in limbo, or close my application and send the "fuck off we're full" email for a position I actually got.

If those retards couldn't keep my top of the pile, don't even open it up to general applicants shit straight....I can only imagine how many good people they fucked over, in the easiest job of all time.

I'd hire you user.

If I ever start my own business, which I'd very much like to one day, I'm going to hire nothing but straight white males.

I already have a plan set out that will allow me to avoid those bullshit diversity quotas.