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who /kochie/ here?

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Actually have a centrelink question, after finishing your degree do they kick you off aus study straight away or do they give you some leeway to find a job?

sucking a jew cock?
no thanks

>do they kick you off aus study straight away
Yes. You switch over to Newstart if you are looking for work.

Stop posting this. It's not even funny.

Who watched that SBS Aboriginal sob documentary/reality show tonight?

David Oldfield went full retard and went and denied the stolen generations and told some old woman to clean up her house. It was pretty funny.

>studying
>finding a job

Hahahaha

>It was in Janet's handwriting

Holy shit, Little Johnny BTFO

t. John Howard

no you go onto new start and get a pay rise :)

Does Centrelink still exist? Around here they've all be rebounded one-stop-shops for any state or federal department. I had to renew my licence the other day and it was pretty flash.

More like centrestink

You best notify them of your intention to claim newstart after your austudy runs out immediately or you could be a month or two waiting for processing while you look for a job.

Also, I don't know what your degree is in but guess what cunt? there's no jobs in it and you're already fucked.

After 1 month on new start you get to have to go to a job agency once a week to prove you are applying to jobs.

After 3 months you get work for the dole. Welcome to the world of dregs, drug addicts and ex prisoners. You will be hanging out with them 3 days a week for less than minimum wage.

Have fun.

Shit fucking thread cunt kys sage

kek. brutal

this

nah he's just another one of those daytime tv schmucks that tells people what to feel

sometimes he takes a break though and sells vaccume cleaners and novelty kitchen products

Are you speaking from experience there m8?

Australia is such a bad country i wish i was back home in syria before the wars. Its way to hot here and everybody stares. Centrelink is the only something keeping my family from being homeless. I cant find a job because everybody is racist.

Be nice if I could make a new fuckin thread on Sup Forums
This shit is literally racism, banning an entire fucking country from making new threads is bullshit

or you can just go back to school, get more debt and not go to work so you never have to pay it back

we are going to be fucked once the housing crisis gets so bad the government will be demanding money from cunts who were on austudy.

man I got banned from all boards a while back when I said Ben Fischbein

Fuck that cunt, my life was meaningless for two weeks

AYYY get in here if you don't want to die of thunderstorm asthma.

i'm fucking serious cunts

who /youthallowance/ here?

It's not an individual thing, my ISP range can't make new threads on fucking Sup Forums at all

Can anyone here?

Absolutely.

Ten years unemployed. After 5 you have no chance of ever getting a job. So at that point you just save enough to sign up for some shitty nonsense tafe course, that keeps you on aus study and they leave you alone. You get fuck all money but you can afford internet and barely surviving so there's that. If you're not living in someone else's place off the books you're doomed but you don't have to show up to tafe to get paid and you can deal drugs in your spare time.

If you're on newstard you will have to show up to work for the dole to get paid. You can make some decent drug contacts there but it's not good for much else besides suicidal thoughts.

Lemme try, what should I said

Any advice for a law graduate with no prospects? Everyone around me is landing jobs, yet I can't even get a small suburban firm to even read my resume I can't believe how fucked I am.

Do you know how many times ive tried to be emploied? Its ridiculous .

Personally I just invest all my excess income into the lottery. I figure I either win and secure a future for my children or die before that happens and I won't have to give a shit then anyway.

>Ten years unemployed. After 5 you have no chance of ever getting a job.

Jesus Christ. What did you study at uni? What is your work experience like?

Wtf that is awful. I've never met or heard of someone in your situation. Where do you live?

>look mum i posted it again xD

I just wanted to make some meme thread where I let anons pick their parts for a kingdom hearts gummie ship with pic related

You could try signing up to a cam whore site and fingering your anus for tips. If you want the big bucks you have to move on to dildos though. The bigger and more bestial the dildo the bigger the tips.

I swear to god I'm going to kill myself.

newmods have trouble sometimes with IP range bans

because Australia is so geographically separated, what would in America be a ban of a suburb block could in Australia ban a hundred miles of land

I just dodge the IP bans, the number of times my mobile gets a CP ban because of re-use of IPs

don't try to hijack the general thread faggot
fuck yourself

It's a serious question. I posted it just before the last thread died so it didn't get much traction there.

as i said in earlier bread, look at public service.

im applying for a few jobs in TSV atm, and dont have a law degree, so im only useful in specific fields - with law, you can get into investigations/policy within a few years

Tfw me cennos gettin cut off cause im fukin workin as a tru blu labourer

Please post in 20 languages don't stand on the toilet bowl.

do you have any family or friends who works in law?

Beg them and offer to work for free for two months or something

work cash in hand and don't declare you income

if google and apple won't pay tax then why should you mate

Come to New Zealand, unless you're a degenerate and don't integrate. You will be employed, and hopefully you can tell your sub-human compatriots to integrate or leave.

What sort of marks do the public service look for? Also I don't have much degree specific experience or extra circulars. I've only ever worked in retail and fast food, so it's not like my resume stands out.

No, I realise that nepotism is rife in law, but I have no luck there.

they look at meeting the KSC of specific job placements, rather than grades.

I know someone who did this and got caught. Now he owes 8 grand and he hasn't got a job in 10 years. I'm pretty sure he's killing himself soon.

Quick update lads

out of cold beer, moving on to whisky in the mean time. Listening to Bon Iver and feeling very comfy

>KSC

I don't know if this is a stupid question, but what's that?

law is oversaturated with graduates

like thousands out of work, or working outside their field
didn't you get the memo

we had one position going in a regional office, and got 600 applications from every state in the country bar one

try pseudo legal, trustees offices, compliance officers
maybe you will have more luck there

I asked, he refuses to pay cash in hand. Will go back on student cenno in march

you mustn't have experience, this is why you do voluntary legal work in the form of volunteering, internships, paid part-time etc.. while you study.

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key selection criteria

this.

Have you tried walking into a law firm and asking someone high up directly?

That might work depending on your confidence levels and charisma

I don't see the connection between getting caught and not having a job

why didn't he declare bankruptcy and dodge the 8k fine?

how did the wally even manage to get caught?

Holy shit, I was actually thinking of going regional to a place like Alice Springs or Longreach or wherever because I thought there'd be less competition there, but Christ.

dunno man, not sure I can help much

>why didnt he declare bankruptcy

are you serious?

So what would those be in a public service job?

Yes, in a number of firms around my area. I've basically been told to fuck off and they're not interested.

>Yes, in a number of firms around my area. I've basically been told to fuck off and they're not interested.
jesus christ, I have no idea then. I had no idea law was in this bad of a position

I guess all I can say is you should have fallen for the STEM meme

How the fuck will I ever afford a house? I'm 27 only on 40k and only have 5k saved up. Fuck this shit

>So what would those be in a public service job?
As i said, depends on the position.

have a look at the jobs on either LLG or State gov sites and they'll spell them out for you

Get married to someone also making 40k

or move to some obscure country town

dual income household, date a chick who wants a future and start saving for a house otgether while living with one set of parents, takes a year for a deposit

8 years for a deposit I saw on the news. For a fucking deposit. I want off this ride.

Only problem is that I'm weak at maths, so my only real options were law or teaching. Should have chosen the latter.

choice

Even teaching is hard to get a job in. You kids are hilarious, absolutely no idea.

Being born in the 50's would have been so good.

theyll figure it out eventually

Initially I was going to do Electrical Engineering but I realised I'm shit at maths so I did software engineering instead.

Funnily enough one of my jobs right now is teaching programming at primary schools.

Tutoring actually pays fairly well, maybe you should consider it in the mean time

there is certainly less competition, in regional offices
so don't be entirely disheartened

entirely serious
most unsecured debts are ereased, depending on the situation this can include debts to center-link or the ATO

you don't loose household goods, or your car
many people genuinely don't own more than that

nodoby will give you a mortgage, but many people out of work couldn't afford one anyway

just a thought

wait till the housing market crashes, move overseas

Apparently the UK is desperate for teachers and lots of Australians are going there for work. Whereas it's hard to move overseas with a law degree since we're only taught Australian law.

This. Being a boomer is literally life on easy mode.

I've studied lots of things. I'm the definition of over educated. I've collected a fucking shitload of certificates but nobody gives a fucking shit about a single one of them.

I never went to uni.
My work experience is garbage though. I started off at 15 doing shitty retail jobs then I worked in laboring and working in warehouses for a few years, after that it's all shitty retail and shitty sales jobs I was desperate and took a shit commission based with no regular wage job. It was shit so I quit. It has been nonsense since then. I decided to take the retrain path and got one certificate and nobody cared about that and I couldn't get hired since I took 2 years off to study and it perpetuated from their. Retrain for something because they say I need this certificate, get rejected. Did that again, thought I had a job lined up at one point and spend 6 months in limbo and learned about work for the dole. Went back to retraining and have spent the whole time ever since doing so. Nobody wants to hire me. I am a liability. I don't really give a fuck any more. I hate dealing with these normal people.

You didn't do any internships or volunteering programs in the field? Eeep man, I hope you graduate from a top 8 with a double degree because your chances are very slim.

My gf does com/law and her parents are lawyers, and she has 3 different positions to step into once she graduates.

You should have thought in advance. Maybe try getting an administration position at a rural firm.

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>After 3 months you get work for the dole
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

why the fuck did they have to implement this shitty policy? why can't we just be like sweden or norway and allow people to have welfare if they don't want to be part of the shitty system

i'll literally be working just so i can go home and shitpost everyday, that's it. i don't want anything else. fucking liberal cunts, my jimmies are so fucking rustled

>Apparently the UK is desperate for teachers and lots of Australians are going there for work. Whereas it's hard to move overseas with a law degree since we're only taught Australian law.

actually the new UK government decide you have to make a certain amount to work in britain
it was a pollitical decision, so had no exemptions for professions the UK was lacking that didn't make the threshhold

teachers and paramedics from australia lost out big time
so did the british, because our people were held in good regard and it was part of broader labor co-operation

Thanks m8
I was a drug addict whilst doing my degree so I've already past that. Should be right getting a job, my contract ran out on my last one so not too concerned.

I'm starting to think a dual income is the only way to buy a house anymore.

The UK is desperate for teachers and most of Australian law is exactly the same as English & Welsh law; most of the common law criminal stuff here is dated to acts in the 1800s that have only been partly ammended in the former colonies so I don't think it'd be hard for you to take a law course here.

Honestly we need more former colonists as immigrants. Anglophiles are pretty based and intergrated well (obviously) as opposed to Pakis and wogs.

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any militarybros here
I've been having an internal crisis, I can't talk about anything other than fucking, drinking and cars because 98% of our army is made up of bumpkins

>not ticking the abo box on the form
>not collecting abstudy

>starting
How young are you?

Unless you're one of the lucky few it's absolutely the only way.

What's the field?

>there is certainly less competition, in regional offices

Kek, if 600 are applying for a regional job, then that's hardly less competition.

I've done a bit of volunteering but that was back in first and second year, so it doesn't stand out when compared to people who are invested in student politics, mooting, paralegal jobs etc.

Hopefully my degree will be "versatile" enough to land me a public service job. I'm fine with tat.

>so did the british, because our people were held in good regard and it was part of broader labour co-operation

To be honest pal give it a year and our immigration system is going to have a massive ovehaul to favour the Old Commonwealth; but plenty of Pakis get here with no job our immigration laws exist they just aren't enforced.

They've been combined with Medicare and Child Support. The state government shit is completely separate.

Right get this cunt turnbull out of power.

What is the job market for lawyers like in the UK?

and replace with who, precisely?

in fairness it's a desirable office, and in a large town

but like I said, if you havn't already try pseudo legal for the government, government agencies, oh+s or complaince

fuck even try local council grants office

well we as a nation tend to obey other people's laws when we are in their country

>paid by unemployed, drug addicted
I see no problem here.

Get a fuckin job