The government is testing something here

Ok, i know it's a bit fucking tin foil but i crunched the numbers, just hear me out.

>Thunderstorm Asthma

There are an insane amount of cases recently where this normally EXTREMELY rare phenomenon is popping up.

Statistically, this phenomenon occurs very rarely, perhaps only once every 20 years to a few people, right?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderstorm_asthma

Yet over the last 2 months there have been almost 20 times the recorded cases across the australian south eastern seaboard.

theage.com.au/victoria/recordbreaking-thunderstorm-asthma-epidemic-could-change-medical-advice-20161129-gt08iy.html
news.com.au/national/thunderstorm-asthma-warning-as-dangerous-weather-moves-across-australia/news-story/556e89d1d8717c13591adb5474697a5a
heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/melbourne-thunderstorm-asthma-victim-dies-eight-days-after-70minute-ambulance-wait/news-story/56e22bf92db493e39cbf4c16719be87c?nk=c0a2be3b7bc5dba998a31db7dbf7c5d4-1480503965

Furthermore, i remember a thread a few weeks ago where a cop who provided a timestamped pic of his badge showed us an internal memo about how normal forensic testing would be bypassed on the melbourne bodies.

I now believe something is going on cunts and i'm hoping that cop is lurking so we can talk with him.

Statistically, this should not be occuring at such a rate.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=CbGSJNWIrTs
theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/30/thunderstorm-forecast-prompts-warning-to-victorians-with-asthma
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/99717897/#99734858
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

does anyone have a screencap of the cop?

i thought it was an elaborate shitpost but the more people that die unnaturally the more suspicious i get.

this has gone beyond a freak occurrence of nature.

Move along, nothing to see here.

It...It's just flowers!

youtube.com/watch?v=CbGSJNWIrTs

was that the same cop that told everyone about two africans being kidnapped by the organized crime element down there or what? i remember him saying something about garage dentistry.

no that was a mafia user, he was not a cop.

this is a different bloke, he had a badge and internal memos he was leaking.

he was saying something was not right but needed more evidence.

>tfw not asthmatic

the weird thing about this one is it's killing NON-asthmatics in great number

>mafia user
nah i'm pretty sure he said he was a cop, he mentioned something about a missing persons report and seeing the images here on Sup Forums.

besides i do remember the cop you were talking about, i decided to duck out since i'm really not one to get involved in this political stuff. i'm just here for the memes and the lefties getting angry.

hmm, i just saw the thread where he was mentioning for us to look into the asthma (he was right, it's statistically MIND BOGGLING)

link thread

it might have been two different people, do you have his timestamped badge image?

no im wondering if anyone has a screencap of the thread

i'm glad im not the only one who remembers him though

Person with Asthma here.
Never got thunderstorm asthma but it's probably the weather jews at it again.

Or they're just telling you there's lots of cases. Everything is a lie should be your first assumption.

theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/30/thunderstorm-forecast-prompts-warning-to-victorians-with-asthma

>world's worst

found the thread

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/99717897/#99734858

or maybe melbourne has a history of getting pollen bukkake (it does)

m8 that's blatant black project bullshit going wrong, i saw the exact same thing happen back in the early 2000s after some government plane crashed and i got beaten up by the feds.

no i understand this.

the point is that prior to these "tests" it occured mostly to asthmatics.

now it's occuring to more people AND non asthmatics.

it just spiked and got a thousand times worse.

> high humidity day
> big evening thunderstorm
> rye grass pollen spores go munyuk

Its just nature. As if Asio would ever get its shit together to do something so sinister.

But, if by remote chance the did do this i give them top marks for hitting Melbourne. And fantastic that it only somehow took out wogs, Arabs and islanders.

What's the death toll atm? Seven? From what I remember theres about 30 still in hospital and the outlook for some of them isn't flash.

>after some government plane crashed and i got beaten up by the feds.
fug

yea, but keep in mind this is just statistically unnatural.

and the count keeps rising. ethnovirus perhaps?

what if someone is actually testing a fucking ethnovirus?

Perhaps the lightning strikes hit a chemical plant or similar, perhaps one that shouldn't be there or was using less than safe practices?

Money and the threat of losing a heap of it is the usual culprit in any conspiracy.

It could also be that there's more foreigners living there now, and they might suffer asthma to a higher level than the "natives".

i'm not sure, all i can comment on is the fact that statistically, this many people should not have died.

one or two, but not to this degree

It might be happening. It might be nothing.
But I reached for my steroid inhaler anyway.

yeah.

a plane crashed about 8-10 km from me. some guy thought it was a civilian aircraft and called it in, the news found out about it and said they were going to find out about it, then they got what i later found out to be a gag order and never mentioned it again.

the feds came over (identified themselves as AFP), asked me if i had heard anything. i said my gf at the time told me about a ton of cop cars going about and some plane crash, they told me if i ever told anyone they'd arrest me. then one of them just shrugged, pulled a sideways glance and said "and i think it'd be best for you to stay with your girl mate". i got the message.

i've talked about it once or twice, but considering what i know about classifications i'm not going to talk about it in full until 2030 at least. but yes, i do believe it was some black project and the government was involved.

valid point

could just be a shipload of ice

i'm not even kidding mate, the american government was caught transporting cocaine via planes before, why would our government not be involved in ice?

we already have tons of reports accusing the cops of being behind the ice scourge, pair that with the fact it's known governments transport drugs via plane....

it's not that far a stretch

It's HAARP sending out poisonstorms across the pacific.

i normally get that response, but no i'm pretty sure it wasn't anything normal. do cessnas generally make your house shake as they fly by at night, or make everything smell like fucking onions?

not sure mate, i have no doubt they were up to something shady, i just wonder what

anyone who thinks governments don't get up to conspiracies is a retard who's been brainwashed nice and obedient.

think about it this way.

>Human nature is for people to get ahead
>Humans work in groups to get ahead (government)
>Humans are suddenly going to be all altruistic and ignore their own nature and not try and get ahead?

It's fucking retarded, of course those with power are going to exploit it, the only question is how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Obviously not everything's a conspiracy, but there are real conspiracies because HUMANS CONSPIRE TOGETHER.

There are also a bunch of FB blips about the killer London fog that killed 2,000 and a molasses flood that killed 20.

That yellow badge is the one Vic Police give to the protective service officers
They would not even be told anything in relation to this and have fuck all access to any interesting information
>they have about the same level of 'clearance' as a drug dog

Come to think of it I've seen Project Blue Beam coming up a lot lately.
Maybe they tested the Firesign lasers under the cover of the thunderstorm and the ionized sodium is responsible for the "thunderstorm" asthma.

That's probably why it's called a phenomenon. "Whatever can happen, will happen" springs to mind.

And just because it's attacking people who don't normally suffer from asthma, doesn't make it odd. It affects the respiratory system of human beings, you don't need asthma to suffer from it. Shit is getting in your lungs, it's going to be different for everyone based on your current health and your exposure. Asthma sufferers are just likely to suffer the side effects worse because of their existing condition.

Girl im currently speaking to nephew collapsed an hour ago because of this, spoopy reading this thread right after

I've had a gnarly caugh lately.

Is it the gubbermint

Hopefully it wipes out all of Melbourne.
I don't even care what it is as long as it kills Melbourians.
Just government pest control then.

n-no