Brit/pol/ - British Politics Thread - SHARIA MAY Edition

>SNP accused of barely trying in EU referendum after being outspent by Wetherspoon pub chain
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/snp-accused-barely-trying-eu-referendum-outspent-wetherspoon/

>MPs are sexually assaulting young researchers who have nowhere to turn, says John Mann
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/mps-sexually-assaulting-young-researchers-have-nowhere-turn/

>Merkel rejects May's calls to guarantee the rights of EU migrants in Britain and in Europe
express.co.uk/news/politics/737705/angela-merkel-rejects-theresa-may-call-protect-eu-migrants-brexit

>Will the recount change the US election result? How long does a recount take?
express.co.uk/news/politics/737867/recounts-change-US-election-result-Wisconsin-Michigan-Pennsylvania-Donald-Trump-Clinton

>UK government defends apparent U-turn over workers on boards
theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/29/government-defends-apparent-u-turn-over-workers-on-boards

>Labour is heading for electoral wipeout – even without a Ukip resurgence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/labour-heading-electoral-wipeout-even-without-ukip-resurgence/

>Government tells companies to justify executive pay rates
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pay-gap-workers-executives-theresa-may-latest-announcement-inequality-green-pape-a7445606.html


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I got this letter in the post this morning lads.

What should I do?

Lmao nice skirts homos.

Kek

#notmypresident

>Irish Defence Force

>channel 4 did another transgender programme the other night
I really cannot understand how hard they want to push something that is either a mental illness or a fetish you want to take to work

fucking asshole should be hung for treason to Europe.

this labour bint on daily politics has got nothing going on up top

She's a fucking spastic.

He'll run for election in Germany next year.

Guys, frog/pol/ is beating us, they have a discord channel to use and we dont.

big boobs tho. would fuck nicely.

>Don't want a gf but biology thinks otherwise

Just want to be on my own tbqhwy

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I got a VHS copy of this at a BNP meeting in 2006.

>Discord channel
Please fuck off. Some cunt was shilling this before, no-one cared.

We do but we just don't use it

This ginger cunt on DP is getting on my tits big style.

>wanting a discord channel to encourage trip fag circlejerking
We're fine, you blairite.

I can't believe they'd distribute that as if it would make you likelier to vote BNP

It's like when they blatantly stole Marmite's logo for a massive poster campaign and got promptly sued and BTFO, they're such a bunch of mongs

>discord

Leave.

>letting the frogs win

The BBC are just as bad for that, they inserted a Transgender person into that soap Eastenders, to which the trans actor got an award for 10 MINUTES OF FUCKING CREEPY SCREENTIME, then just let them flounder collecting paychecks the rest of the months they were on. They literally wanted to check a box then forgot what the hell to do with them.

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>this Labour bint

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>Mother is hauled into an emergency school meeting because her five-year-old daughter cannot stop laughing at her teacher's name... Miss Butt

>big boobs tho. would fuck nicely.

only if you had another 10" dick to ram down her throat to shut her big flappy mouth the fuck up while nailing that sloppy pussy.

Win at what you homo?

She's probably the most insufferable politician I can think of.

Sky Debate: Should Polish be taught in schools instead of French, German or Spanish?

>Miss Butt

so you're saying... DP her?

>I can't believe they'd distribute that as if it would make you likelier to vote BNP

It wasn't distributed by them, it was just that we recently had Jonathan Bowden speak at a meeting, then about a month later someone came up to me and said "Hey, user, you know Jonathan Bowden?" *Gives me the VHS* "Well brace yourself for that".

The BNP were great up until 2009, maybe 2010, then Nick Griffin just became a nutcase.

>not even a bullpup

Urdu or Arabic.

What's her name again?

This will probably happen. It's preparation for us becoming a minority down the line, better to condition people to adapt to our incoming new host culture (slavic) now than later.

I'd shag that ginger tumblr MP lads
I like em firery

How about teaching fucking English?

Why would we teach the language of some irrelevant Borat county.

>"Hey, user, you know Jonathan Bowden?" *Gives me the VHS* "Well brace yourself for that".
>"brace yourself for that"
Sounds like he was handing you some kind of porn film with Bowden in it though given the film I'm not sure which I would have found weirder
Shame what happened to them though, yeah

Not bad from lucas desu

getting abit clearer over brexit benefits leave/remainers

The SLR is undeniably a better weapons system than the SA80

Exactly. Fuck French.

I've tried making enquiries about the potential to obtain British citizenship as a culturally disillusioned Australian with 100% British ancestry but no recent ancestors hailing therefrom. Pretty well stuck as to where to go from here and have no idea what channel I would qualify for.

Nah. Most kids have no use for that.

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>bullpup
>Falklands

Lad.

Also the FAL/SLR is a better weapon overall even if it is much longer.

>tfw when the snooper's charter allows the government to look at our internet history
>everything we've browsed could be used against us in court

Imagine an middle aged judge reading out your internet history to a packed courtroom, reading off the degenerate stuff you fap to and trying to pronounce anime titles.

Wouldn't recommend it mate. Australia seems way less cucked than here.

order-order.com/2016/11/30/diane-abbott-joins-anti-zionist-nus-president-attack-counter-terrorism/

theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/30/german-intelligence-agent-held-over-leaks-to-islamic-extremists

And it's undeniably not been used for about 20 sodding years.

We used FALs and M16s back then.

>Lives in Russia

>FAL

sorry lad cut your Northern Ireland sentiments away and get the MP5k / other variants

what's the coldest it gets where you live?

>my sadpanda history

>middle aged judge reading out your internet history to a packed courtroom

twist: it's a sharia court as well

I'm moving to Switzerland once I'm able to.

>trying to pronounce the titles
Give my back my sides

Barely anyone would want it as a subject I feel

It's my ancestral homeland and I will have to make do. For me it is not a choice.

>get the MP5k

Fuck the Krauts tbqh.

Why don't we make our own guns anymore?

Why is this email so badly written?

>we deal with applicant who
>if you have any enquiry concerned to
>then select email form
>thanking you come again

>Muh food banks

Has anybody ever actually seen a food bank?

>resisting the urge to tell correct the judge's mispronouncing of your waifu's name.

Even worse, trying to explain memes and Sup Forums in-jokes to an anti-racism tribunal.

>not a choice
How come?

Maybe -1 on a very rare occasion, why?

It's probably better they exist than not tbqh.

>Daranee

I'd assume they have no idea about the internet and claim it isn't my internet history.

We pretty much dominated the pre-cartridge weapon era when technologies were developing- this is much more significant desu. Nowhere days with technology and trade developments make it easy for a company to set up and prototype guns.

These internet history logs are gold dust to advertisers. Every miniumum wage fucko sitting in a state funded institution will be selling our data to enyone who'll offer a fiver...

Polish is a pretty hard language to learn for english-speakers desu
I'm much more impressed by a brit who can speak polish than french or german,
but at the same time, polish is not as widely spoken as those, even taking into account recent immigration.

i would have thought a higher priority for education is simply making sure kids speak english properly. not wasting time on a no-use novelty language.

>tfw I will never own an SMLE
>tfw I will never own a Bren
>tfw I will never own a Brown Bess
>tfw I will never own a Martini Henry

What a truly horrible existence we lead.

Karen "paki killer" Kujou.

>tfw I will never own a Brown Bess
>you will never own the gun that conquered the world

Why live.

>putting a shitskin in charge of your british immigration application
What could go wrong?

woops, i meant to ask the aussie asking about moving here.

anybody got that anglo temperature chart? the one showing where each nation is comfy.

I'm fucking moving to Burgerland m8, I'll get an Enfield and put your name on it.

The Libertarian Party of the UK want to bring back guns, but they also want open borders.

Lads I thought freedom and liberty were just memes?

>muh jo cox

...are the two things connected in any way?

The BBC are so obvious left wing it hurts.
They keep on pushing this trans shit.

Stick Jo's Cock up your arse pajeet

100% British ancestry and I have to wade through this filth just to get any information about British citizenship.
I should be participating in my culture and heritage rather than look at it through a glass box.

PMQs is on lads. Corbyn wasted everyone's time again.

Jestem Polakiem więc mam obowiazke polskie

They are, but my fiancee is over there and I'm sick of the damp.

Is he right?

youtube.com/watch?v=knd81qhbRiQ&t=1s

I want to learn mandarin because it seems like it might be useful on a CV but I wouldn't know where to start. I dropped languages, besides English, pretty quickly at school.

I've been over to England, weather is fine.

You should print out all your rare pepes and, whenever the court staff ask a question, inform them 'the answer is on this paper, my lord' and furtively pass them a pepe. With luck, their froggy lusts will be satisfied before you run out of pepes, and you will be sentenced to something harmless like wearing an ankle bracelet with a picture of chibi-usa on it for the remainder of your natural life.

Muh syria

No, but their border policy is why I do not support them.

Quimbags on BBC 2 shilling for 9 billion civilians in Aleppo.

Well shit. That was shaping up to be pretty fun in my head.

(((UK government))) literally hates you just for being English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

>Aleppo

Maybe the UK and US should stop funding terrorists on the ground.