RIP Indian democracy 1950-2016

>Americans rioting because Trump won the elections

>Meanwhile, on the same day, this asshole decides to demonetise 500 and 1000 rupee notes overnight.

>Says its against black money

>These notes make up 85% of all Indian currency. 70% of all transactions in India take place in cash.

>1.3 billion people now have no money in hand. Only way to get your money back is to exchange it in the bank for the ugly ass new 500 and 2000 rupee notes, or deposit it in the bank.

>Bank queues as far as the eye can see.

>Marginal labourers and other poor people commiting suicide since they dont have money anymore and cant afford basic items in rural areas

>People dying in queues, no money to admit people in hospitals either. Media mum about all this because the PM's biggest source of funds is also their parent company.

>This is the season to plant crops here, in a country where 60% of all people are engaged in the agricultural sector and they are unable to because no money to buy seeds.

>No riots or civil unrest. Meanwhile the election results in one of the state polls show this guy's party will come to power again.

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No one gives a fuck about sub human indians.

POO
O
O

At least you can use your old bank notes as toilet paper.

>I'd rather die than use the new ugly bank notes
What, can you not use them to wipe your ass in the streets?

Kek, sorry Pajeet, just change your bank notes and buy some pity because you won't find it here

In all seriousness though, how come there are so many pooloos? They are always so slow and lazy, one cannot imagine how they fuck so often there's 1 billion of them

How hard is it to change some bank notes? You should have never left the Empire

Maybe that guy wants to do a bit of populatio control by starving a couple of millions of you. But let's be honest: Even if 200 gorillion of you die nobody would realise it.

The Indian peninsula is actually quite big, because of map projections the closer you are to the equator the smaller your country would seem. Also because of lots of rivers, arable land and because it was right next to the Indus Valley, the first place where agriculture was developed.

Good. More of you cockroaches need to die. Maybe if a good chuck of Indians die, it can actually start to become a respectable country under the right leadership.

True, I had a map and a globe as a child, I noticed the differences. Greenland is quite small actually, despite being projected as almost the same size as India on a map.

Still, there are incredibly many Indians and they are as poor as a church rat, leading me to believe there are too many

and despite that anyone who has traveled to India will tell you its really hard to go anywhere in India without people being within viewing distance

You guys need to lose some population ok so just be quiet and let it happen

If my neighbours would shit on my street everyday I would be glad if they starved.

Now that your money is worthless, maybe you'll finally have something to wipe your asses with other than your hand, you fucking animals.

Pajeet my son you are a man now you must choose between two currencies. Will you choose shiny new 1000 rupee bill or shit stained old 1000 rupee bill?

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Wew. I almost cut myself on all the edge here.

What if I told you its the good old Aryan masterrace thats actually shitting on the streets right now since all the money they got to come on their trip over here is now completely useless?

Stay pleb

That's why some people have to poo openly. There is no place to hide.

What about cinemas being forced to play the national anthem and everyone having to stand to attention?

meh, money is overinflated anyway

I am sorry. These bastards are everywhere, and they only want to control us - all of us. Poverty, even temporary, is one of the most effective weapons.

Yeah I'm honestly surprised about the lack of shits people give here

I used a debit card in Asia.

What will people in India do now? Will they hoard gold in future?

ARBEIT MACHT POO
ANNE POO
THE FINAL POO
THE HOLOPOO
THE LUFTWAFPOO
SCHUTZSTAFPOO
POOCHAU
AUSHPOO
NSDAPOO

>2016
>caring about cash

rest rooms

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Eh, is alright

Should we tell him what a credit card is?

Nobody in this thread said anything about Aryans Pajeet. And who in their right mind would want to visit that disgusting country?

India is a literal and figurative shithole. The majority of it's population is made up of poor and uneducated people who shit out kids non stop, resulting in even more subhumans. The only way India will ever become a somewhat decent country is if most of the population dies. Maybe this is Modi's endgame and if so good on him for realizing the problem.

I guess you won't be a superpower by 2020 then
We can only hope that he declares a state of emergency until you learn to tkae the poo in the loo.

What about

POODOLF
POONZER
POOFTWAFFE

Do poo in Loos have shart marts or local shatting malls? A world pooper power by 2020 should have these.

Had a relative come over from England just before Modi did the deed. He had to leave way before he expected to because the ATMs weren't working

why were the old notes canceled? what's the official reason?

>SS-POOKOPFVERBÄNDE

sounds like an elegant solution for overpopulation

You out of all people should know that the best.
Dont even try to act innocent.

If your country collapse into violent revolution because of it
Dont come to Europe please,come to Australia

This one weird trick drives Indians mad!

Is this India hate thread?

>ATMs

AUTOMATED
TURD
MACHINES

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No, this is the India love thread. We are just giving them constructive criticism.

What is

>its really hard to go anywhere in India without people being within viewing distance (+restroom)

I don't a random guy peering down above me while a relieve my decomposing nutrients in the loo.

Now I can see why they made homosexuality illegal

Can you link me an article pls

Anyone have the one with the gay indians daddies talking about how much they want to fuck eachother in the POO?

Why are indians so fucking ugly?

>in the loo
Let's be realistic here Pajeet.

The problem is that there isn't facility to use debit or credit card. Go to a shopkeeper to buy grocery and how are you going to pay him? Swipe a card between his butt cheeks?

>thousands of smelly dirty indian visa students at my school
>walk around the halls in bare feet
>they never bathe because bathing in indian culture upsets the cow god
>floors in buildings getting slicker and slicker from indian feet sweat
>considering doing a slip and fall to sue the school because they don't have resources to keep it clean

>in the bathroom
>taking a dump
>see two crusty hair brown feet go by my stall
>waft of vinegar permeates the air
>another guy says why don't you have shoes on
>pahjeet instantly snaps
>my feet are wery clean
>i dont eat with my feet
>continues rambling
>insists that his feet are cleaner than eveeyone else's

Are you kidding? The guy on the left looks way better that 98% of stinky deformed little slavshits. Kill yourself you dirty nigger.

I rage everytime I see Greenland bigger than Brazil. why the fuck we use a shit ass map with wrong scales escapes me.

Too much exposure to fecal matter does that you you.

>more than 20% of the whole economy operates in the shadows
>2% pay all their taxes
suck it up and pay your taxes pajeet.

A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

The Indian.

But seriously it is a really stupid idea,you wont fix anything with that
It going to end with revolution wich make China one look peacefull

Shut up you dirty little fantasizer? What? You fantasize about toilet with us? Well listen to me you filthy toilet-skinned dog one day when we become powerful we will take over the whole world and we will blow everyone's ass off the face of the planet and then you will ALL humanity have to bow down before the GREAT Superhuman Indian race and be our slaves do you understand me you worthless and impudent little potty faggot?

What are they going to do?
Throw their poo at him?

This one?

>That filename

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1
>The primary payload of the satellite is a scatterometer which is similar to the payload launched with Oceanscat-2.
India will make the world bend the knee with just their smell.

>superpooper by 2020

He did the right thing.
Let the poor fags suffer.
Credit card master race.

Poor people BTFO.

HAHAHAHA

You think you made some funny joke. But we will see who will be laughing when we send our nuclear missle tech which is x100000000000 better than anyones and bomb the fuck out of your vocally-changelled slavic ass. You and every single bit of yours albino chimp borschtmunching nigger country will blow up to bits and your mutant remainders (assuming slavshits aren't mutant hyenas anyway) will serve us like the angels we are.

You will treat us with respect do you understand you fucking nigger?

There is a 1 billion of them,there is no amount of Police wich can stop them if they really start to revolt
And besides,he wants to kill shadow economy but this economy sustains hundreds of millions of peoples.

It's also hard to go anywhere without stepping in shit.

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So do your reactors have restrooms are do you just use poo as coolant?

you're being too dramatic

>No riots or civil unrest. Meanwhile the election results in one of the state polls show this guy's party will come to power again.

Stay cucked

Sounds like a solid idea honestly.

>stupid poos counterfeit money with specific bills being the most popular
>tell everyone those bills no longer exist or have value
>stores won't accept them which forces crime lords to lose tons of money trying to deposit in a bank where they'll notice they're fake or keep quiet and still lose money

why don't you people bathe?

dont you have some cow piss to drink Pajeet?

youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0

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I don't believe it

We went through something like that once

And shops still accepted old bank notes, (perhaps a 20 dollar bill was worth 19.50 dollars, but still)

and then the shops changed the banknotes for real money themselves

>indians make soap out of cow piss
I guess it explains the smell.

Poo in the loo tier

They were worthless slips of paper anyway. Gold is the only thing I trade for.

How much Time did it take to solve the mess?

Honestly though, this highlights why exactly India will never be a world power. It's one thing to say that gangs and the like are corrupt cunts, but when the government effectively confiscates your money you have to lose all faith in the system.

>have bundles of big notes to keep away from tax man
>government outlaws them
>have to take them to the bank to make a deposit or exchange for new notes
>taxman is there to fuck you in the arse

I would sympathize with you, but you're an Indian so I don't care.

He looks like Dr Breen

Are you crazy? There's witches in there!

>Marginal labourers and other poor people commiting suicide

it helps to reduce the poo-pulation

Why you are bitching about Cow piss moose bitch?

You Canadians are literaly the most most most most most most x10 degenerate cum drinking homo depraved prostitutes on the planet.

Cow Piss > Another Man's fucking cum

I should personally come over there and erdaciate you filthy cumguggling subhuman nigger vermin till you have submitted to drinking cow piss and rightfully worshipping the great Hindustan (pbuponus)

holy shit

Pajeet, you got played by The Jew

Why are Indians so delusional? You do realize that Indians are the laughingstock the world right? Nobody respects you.

This pooskin is on a fucking roll.

That fucking filename, top kek.

>This is the season to plant crops here,
>in a country where 60% of all people are engaged in the agricultural sector and they are unable to because no money to buy seeds.

So what are the chances that this is going to seriously fuck up the crop yields and lead to some famine tier food shortages in the poorer regions?

He just figured out the best way of getting rid of you people, props to him for creativity at least.

POOPERPOOER BY 2020

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Why are indians so autistic?
Did all the poo vapor melt their brains or something?
It is like a country filled with millions after millions of Chris-Chans with even worse personal hygiene.

You must be a hoot down Tesco.

>scuse me while I shave off some of this ingot

Why won't anyone assassinate this guy? Just throw a sharpened dry poo at him or something. If anyone tried this shit in Poland there would be riots on the streets.

And not one random person with a gun tries to change that, sad.