Oklahoma

>All counties red in 2004
>Didn't even budge for a black president with all red counties in 2008
>All red counties in 2012
>All red counties yet again in 2016 to help meme the Don himself into power
How can one state be so based?

You're welcome.

Oklahoma is a one big rural state

Thanks based OKbro, Trump didn't even carry our asses in CA, gotta git rid of the illegal voting, it's just too easy.

Former Oklahoman here. It's not based, it's just full of religion, and most everyone there thinks the Democrat party is the devil's party.

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> Oklahoma Anonymous (ID: 1AWt08kW) 11/30/16(Wed)07:14:29 No.10089
Fuck you, we are Cruz missles and had to settle for Trump.

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>How can one state be so based?
Your not... You fuckers have been causing all the quakes. And you drive so slowly. And cant stay in your lanes when turning. And fuck your casinos.

FUCK OKIES

wasn't alaska all red as well?

They aren't wrong.

I think so, you pretty much can't a a liberal and live there with those temps, I couldn't I like the warm cali weather and cars that start real easily.

Knucklehead, just last year Republican voter registration over took democrat registration for the first time since the 60s I believe. We just recently began electing R governors. Most elected officials at the county level are dems.

>it's just full of religion, and most everyone there thinks the Democrat party is the devil's party.

sounds pretty fucking based to me

white suburb texans are fleeing from illegal city spics in droves. they go there.

Yes, and even in our settling, got behind Trump 100%.

they're right about the devil's party thing

OK. How is this not based?

Satan confirms

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Thanks Satan

>Democrat party is the devil's party
Good

Rural oklahoma is conservative as fuck, right down to the 'stand by your man' / 'day of the rope' meme but incredibly methy. Its also incredibly boring in the rural areas . We went from city okies back home to country okies and were like 'please fucking kill me now' out of boredom. On the flipside, its also deer hunting season right now and we ate heartily on stewed venison. The mountain man still exists: my methy cousin with hep C has a informal homeade saw mill back home where people chop down thier trees or steal the neighbors raw timber, and take it to hep C cousin to cut to order. I got a good chuckle out of people illegally logging like this is thailand or something and people pirating thier neighors property for raw timber.other okie mountain man memes: My friends dad was injured on the job logging and filed for workers comp , something that will get your ass kicked . He was black listed by all the logging and trucking companies for filing disability and workmans comp, so he grows weed and deer hunts 365/24/7. So it can be too based because its sort of a banana republic where timber industry still operates like it was 1925 , the paper mill polluted like a motherfucker& works people to death and timber feller companies punishes people who get hurt. They would prefer you to go on a couple week break if you are hurt and if its legitimately an accident , reimburse cash but that is more of a popularity/dick sucking contest where loggers try to buddy up to 'thebossman" so they wont be shut out if they get hurt. Basically , you are fucked if you live in rural oklahoma as a non land owner farmer or non educated laborer. Its logging or walmart at that point. Okie fun facf; okie father in law said that back in the day, farmer used to shoot illegals and bury them on thier property and thats why there are so many illegals in SW missouri , west arkansas, non east texas but not oklahoma.

Becasue it is.

Damn, that's a hard redpill right there user.

That being said , my okie father in law said that its rare for people to get injured logging when they are not being a dumbass since the safety and enviromental inspectors come out waaay more often than they used to and he's logged for the last 30years without getting hurt . This nigga is like barristan selmy with a chainsaw though. So if you are gonna okie, okie in tulsa or its based aryan suburbs with excellent schools and low housing costs so you can have a bettydraperfu and some acreage with animals. Oklahoma city is trash stored in a grid and fucking ugly. Tulsa is friendly as fuck, has a lot of cool shit like a ton of public parks, two art museums, zoo, aquarium, 9 miles of riverfront development of walking paths and playgrounds and public art, and hiking trails in massive forest in the middle of city, the races generally get along, my 3 bedroom/2 bathroom with a den and three car garage gingerbread style house was 92k and i love my local city elementary school .

everything you want from a city but small enough to know your neighbors and feel like a community.

It is , in fact, a hard red pill to swallow. If you are gonna okie, own land. My mom sold a 160 acre property with timber for $350,000 k recently , she'd bought it for 45,000$ in the 80s so acrage is going up thanks to fleeing texans. . This is all in reference to southeastern oklahoma, the pretty part of the state with hills, verdant forests, spring fed rivers

>How can one state be so based?
hurrcanes and tornads

Well, they're not entirely wrong, I suppose.

>Tries to talk shit
>"Your not"

come on dude

Theyre right, tho. Just look at that Pizzagate fiasco for example

used to live there, the women are more old school gender roles, and the WORK ETHIC out there is not only STRONG but off the charts

Tulsa also has low rent and lots of jobs, great place if it wasnt in the middle of nowhere

also there are TONS of churches everywhere

outside of the cities, its cattle, farms, and oil.
lots of jobs and low rent equals making a good living for yourself as long as youre willing to work, and if you dont like your job fuck it theres more jobs out there easy to get

I always liked Oklahoma cause of the landscape in westerns and they state's little dingle.