>Be me 25 >Live in the middle-of-nowhere >Be minding my own business >Walking dog >Beam of light shoots down from sky, enveloping me >DogSaysSeeYouLater.mp3 >Loose consciousness >Come to, feel cold, butt hurts >Laying under a sheet on metal table >Feel movement to my right >Look over, see pic related >Too scared to move >Reaches beneath sheet, pokes my dick >user is confused >Alien nods, begins making hand gestures >Don't understand >Start to hyperventilate, this is too much >Pass out >Wake up naked on my front lawn >Go inside, find pup hiding under the couch >Release I just got roofied and fucked by highly intelligent lifeform.
Somehow though, I'm not really bothered about it. There's nothing I can do, plus the alien seemed pretty happy. Am I still a virgin though? Am I a degenerate?
Nicholas Ward
Was it a sexy alien?
Ethan Williams
Eh. 6/10. Not like Avatar hot, but moderately attractive.
Liam Foster
You seem lost, user. Let me guide you to more appropriate boards:
Mason Wood
bit gay 2bh
Hudson Campbell
>/mlp/
Ayden Fisher
you sick xeno fuckers i swear
Carter Williams
you triggered horsefucker?
James Cruz
Better get checked for space aids. That's how my uncle died.
Matthew Ortiz
its along long way to come for a shag.
Samuel Robinson
How many probed anuses does it take to develop a basic understanding of terrestrial life?
Gavin Torres
...
Jaxson Thomas
Can confirm, I got abducted by aliens too, not probed or anything though. I converse with them often, helping them understand human stuff. They are peaceful.
No point in telling Sup Forums though, nobody will believe you.
Tyler Myers
>Abduct one >Peachfully
Nicholas Foster
>tfw people mistakenly think demons are extraterrestials and vast and cold space is filled with intelligent high tech life.
Noah Gonzalez
>>be 25
>>am I still a virgin though
Good story OP
Cameron Parker
>being a horsefucker >not a foxfucker pleb
Benjamin Cook
Wow
Brandon Butler
Good point user,our space brothers do seem obsessed with black holes.
Dylan Carter
Keep going user?
Camden Perry
How many times did they probe you?
Isaiah Wright
I'll consult with my doctor immediately.
Andrew Williams
To answer your question, yes its degenerate. Good news though, you got fucked by a degenerate alien so you both can burn in hell together.
Kevin Campbell
How do you communicate with them? The one who was with me didn't seem able to talk, only make hand gestures.
