"hi i'm your classmate nice to meet you"

>"hi i'm your classmate nice to meet you"

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After seeing that Mia Khalifa porno I'd fuck her

There's actually a lot of muslim qt's in my classes

Why is Kim Kardashian going to my uni?

Nice to meet you! This is my pupper, Gretchen. Wanna pet her? She loves ninjas.

*rapes*

Too much makeup. Next

What school

god fatima u smell
we have berber muzzies litterly zero cuties

Dalhousie

Saged

Hi I'm your rapist nice to meet you too

The feeling is not mutual.
I despise you and any other fool that follows your heathen religion.
Deus Vult, infidel.

Would you like to try my kebab?

>hi nice to mee-

*explodes*

I was in a Uni in Ontario. Had the cutest muzzies ever seen.

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>Hi, nice to meet you.
[Normie Talk]
>It is a shame that ISIS is damaging the image of such a beautiful religion like yours.
[Israel's involvement in the creation of ISIS]
>And now the left is using your people as if they were a bunch of weak victims that need help. One fay the Middle East may be at peace and muslims will no longer have to live outside of their homeland
[Anti-SJW RedPill]
>And just stay away from those with the weird hair and you will be fine

Which one exactly?

which one

She is going to let me do her butt since it's only her hymen that's important, isn't she?

You still have to go back

Which was it?

i'm not allowed to talk to you unless there's a male member of your family present

CHINA IS RIPPING US OFF IN TRADE

>*Why is Kim Kardashian going to uni?

Fixed that for you, famalam.

>mfw know a muslim college couple who have a shepherd that looks exactly like this

My university is crawling with them.

Wearin those full body dresses, covering their faces, and wearing running shoes.

Lookin like theyre about to throw a grenade at my convoy and run away.

The liberals talk all day about trigger warnings and shit, but they dont have a fucking clue what "being triggered" means.

I cant talk about my trigger warnings because they are racist and intolerant, but they can be triggered by white people speaking in public spaces.

On campus, having literal anxiety when I walk by one.

Fuck going over there really fucked me up.

nice to meet you too.

>m'lady
Then you get reported for about 5 or 6 intolerance violations of university safe spaces and she never talks to you again, rumours begin to spread that you have a small penis, although true, certainly no girl has ever seen it

I've had to work in groups with girls wearing hijabs a few times. One time they spoke in their own language the entire time and would occasionally ask me something in English. Was weird af being apart of a conversation but not really knowing what is said most of the time.

Another time a different hijab girl had to take my measurements and she kept feeling my arms and complimented me on it. I assume thats haram

If they cover up to be modest with a hijab why do they wear a ton of makeup?

Maybe you should talk to a counselor. Or join a vets group and go to a shooting range with them to chill out

Maybe she wanted to be your

Harambae

Said no muslim person ever throughout my 4 years of college (2011-2015)

>implying a mudslima would talk to an infidel

>Lookin like theyre about to throw a grenade at my convoy and run away.
Honestly you have fucking issues m8.
Id love to see you go to Dubai for a few weeks.

You need (cocks shotgun) to get the fuuuuuck outta my country.

The one that made every mudslim on Twitter rage post to her that she should get killed because she did pornos wearing hijabs.

tell us more about your service history user

kek, I wonder if us non-muslim men are their forbidden fruit

;_;7

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Well, I wanted a blow job but this one was quite unexpected

do u have a permission from farther or older brother to talk to other boys? no? Ahmed, Maga, stone that dirty whore!

Hello, please don't spontaneously combust

>hi i'm your classmate nice to meet you
said literally nobody, ever

> Fuck off we are full

Say every aussies when there is a new classmate

WTF STACY! That's called 'situational awareness' or have you forgot?
Now get to your gender studies class pleb.

I've got two of these bomb bitches in two different classes
in the middle of a lecture their cellphones/alarms occasionally go off and its the fucking muslim call to prayer

Oh you too ?

But do you take it in the ass?

>us non muslim men
>us

She's most likely a slut, so I'd probably impregnate her before throwing her out of the country

Said no person ever in all my years of public schooling and college.

1996 - 2008

Report to your local Moon devil worshipping temple for the daily stoning

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What's up baby, want some fuck?

WTF im into ninjas now

how old do you think these kids are

fucking degeneracy

don't know .... 8-10 maybe
>degeneracy
I'm not the parent, is just a shit from Sup Forums and the children grow faster now, sorry

That kid is 12 on a good day.

>wears tablecloth over head to protect modesty
>cakes on a pound of makeup to display sexual arousal to men
Literally, what is the fucking point? These Muslim women that put on makeup are walking contradictions.

Women put on makeup for their own benefit.

Those are some good dick sucking lips

Yes, to attract other men. But the whole point of wearing a tablecloth is to not attract other men.

Want to get temporary married and fuck?

>plebs don't know about this loophole with Persian women

Wonder how many times she's been raped?

I know. I am just messing with you my leafy friend. Although I personally think women put on loads of makeup and dress in certain ways to garner attention from both genders.

They are vain and self absorbed creatures. They would still try to one up "that one bitch" even if there were no men within a 500 mile radius.

"Would you be kind and turn to christianism? Your religion is literally the mother of terrorism"

>a fucking leaf

Of course

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its about to be +1

Sup bitch! You're looking real sexy with dem dick sucking lips. Take that dress off your head and commence giving head you fucking camel qt.

Would cum inside

That's what I love about freshman....

[Urge to crusade intensifies]

>18+ board

Don't hurt the qt's tho

University tho

I want to drop out of society to be honest

well you're already in ireland, so thats a start

Can confirm that we are filled to the brim so leg it frog becasue

>WE
>ARE
>FULL

>Local news does story about Somali bitch competing for Miss Minnesota
>Wearing her full ninja garb, she goes on about modesty being soooo important to her as a mudslime
>Meanwhile she has a face full of slutty makeup, putting herself on display in a beauty contest
>Literally the opposite of being modest
I don't fucking understand these people. The cognitive dissonance is strong in order to justify that shit to herself.

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cuck!

Hi "your classmate", I'm João

How do you even pronounce this fucking name

Is it like "yow"?

There appears to be an explosive detonation in your panties

errr uh...
سلام؟
كيف حالك؟
*hmm, if she's into حشيش*
my Arabic vocabulary is really really limited though

>hmm, I wonder if she's into حشيش*

just type it into google translate and press the audio button

>yow
wtf?
can't americans read the letter J?

Hi! I'm gonna take a stab in the bus here and guess you've transferred here from a different school? A boatload of people here are transfers, the classes have been exploding in the last couple of weeks. I'm actually transferring myself, but nice to meet you, hope you enjoy all the amenities the campus has to offer before your time here is up, too!

That's pretty pathetic desu.

Google pronounced it like jew-oh. Is that accurate?

Searched "حشيش" on google images, jizzed

yes

Hey bby want sum fuk

Really?after you saw an ugly arab with the face of a men? lol

Only correct answer

Dude weed lmao