I smoked a doobie for the first in a long time today and I must say i'm literally stoned of my tits...

I smoked a doobie for the first in a long time today and I must say i'm literally stoned of my tits, my neurons are firing on all cylinders right now and I probably read more articles today than I've done in the past 2 weeks.

Things I've noticed about it: I'm definitely more lazy but more pensive. I don't really wanna communicate with others right now because I think I'll act retarded or autistic (i'm normally not socially awkward) More lines seem to be connecting to dots, particularly when I wonder and read about pizzagate

My conclusion is that used moderately this stuff is beneficial. I don't think I'll smoke one for a while, but definitely will again at some stage.

Just like having a drink has it's benefits i.e loosening up social situations, but turns you into a degenerate if you do it all the time.

tl;dr not all drinkers are degenerate, not all weed puffers are degenerate.

I use it medically because of a recent injury and it keeps me productive enough.

Drinking is a crutch 90% of the time, weed only like 50% of the time.

Agreed.

>weed
>in the UK
"no"

enjoy your spice, loser

>End up work at 2 pm
>Get home
>Smoke weed like crazy
>Play Mass Effect all day stoned

Driving the mako stoned is just.


Fuck i love being a degenerate.

Will always vote right wing and anti weed laws tho, i want to help.

Since I started smoking weed my grades went up, my acne is gone, and I got laid for the first time last week.

America will never be great again until cannabis is legal.

hey occational smoker here

I smoked for the first time in ages well some weeks ago, then again a few days ago...

ffs now I sit with a fat one in my mouth, hash here though, and my dinner has been ready for soon 2 hours I think, at least 1,5h.. fuuug

It's diff when you just smoke once in a while or all the time this way lol. I CAN'T GET UP!!!

managed to werkout yesterday though so all fine

lmao its harder to get spice than weed in the UK

I was a stoner when I got redpilled. There's good and bad to it.

What is patrician method of smoking, Sup Forums?

DUDE WEED!!!

>Smoking weed at all

Have fun being degenerate

You now realize that you are unable to breath

Weed has potential to be really helpful. It killed my asthma, made running a mile not painful for the first time in my life.

Old school pipe if you wanna pretend to be classy. Volcano if you want to be a modern man using tech to get you high

There we go. The shills are back.

>don't really wanna communicate with others right now because I think I'll act retarded or autistic (i'm normally not socially awkward)

Ah fella I know exactly what's going on with ya
>you got "röykenoia" "smoking paranoia"

Look this can happen, it happened to me some 5-6 years ago. then I hadn't smoked in x years before that, and (what I actually do believe was even a copper, no paranoia actually, they missjudged something... ) came and smoked on me while I was heading piss drunk from a friend, waiting for the train in the middle of nowhere.

Anyways I got it then
>Super paranoid
>Dude either undercover cop mistaken me for al capone running the whole county, cuz well I was a naught boy
freaks out he sees it
>gets some more hash from him
give him some beer
>god damn cameras we've been smoking in front of cameras!
on the train, help!
>everyone looks susp and I believe thet everyone is looking at me[which they are not]
phew off the train, made it so far not arrested[actually thinking this]
>get home, put on washing machine
get ultra paranoid about the washing machine
>help someone can hear it

Röykenoia, it occurs when you haven't smoked for years or months. It may occur once or twice.

I kekked through the whole process as I knew what wuz going on
>FUCK ME THE PHONE RINGS!
The cops and whatnot

Read up on sacramental use of drugs ethno-shamanism or what the fuck ever you dirty foreigners call it. Don't use them for "dude weed lmao" or daily, make sure you clear your head and dump all the THC off your system before using it again

Also don't listen to underage trash here calling it degenerate, they don't know shit as usual. People are degenerate, plants cant be degenerate

DUDE WEED LMAO

Smoked weed everday for a year after going through some tough shit in my life. It definitely made me lazier but it also helped me to cope with a lot of issues. Definitely though, weed in moderation is a good thing, but if abused can lead to unsavory results, but still not as bad as being an alcoholic.

Weed kills my sex drive. It's not that I don't want to have sex but it gives me second thoughts about the women I'm fugging or trying to fug

Sometimes weed makes you slightly paranoid. You learn to control it after some time.

No, That is your conscience

That's just your benis losing influence in the decision making process, your sexual drive is fine

when you smoke too...

>all day
get nothing done
>after you are done with the day and all choirs
yeesssss

But you still get stupid of this shit, and lose some of your smelling sense. Takes some weeks and you are find.

Very dependable from person to person, we say you get "tiltakslsös" here.. most... I have no problems smoking then training though, just takes more time lol.

But nah not all the time, since it's illegal it's easy to isolate one self fast into clicks too. If you're not careful to maintain your regular life and just keep it as a secret as most do

>depending your age

>fuck I love being a degenerate
>Will always vote right wing and anti weed laws tho, I want to help
are you me?

Using drugs recreationally is degenerate.

Drinkers degenerate unless they're dying that day.

Stoners are degenerate unless they use Charlotte s web and do not get "high"

Kill yourself JIDF schill.

I agree. It is beneficial when used in moderation.

Let me share my personal experience. I know this will essentially be hearsay but hear me out. I'm a mathematician (inb4 I'm lying). I do research at a university for a living. When I am trying to solve problems and come up with new ideas, I smoke weed. It opens up pathways in your thoughts that would be completely inaccessable otherwise. In addition, I see no negative side effects from occasional use.

Moderation is the key. Don't become a stoner and don't let weed control your life or your personality.

>I probably read more articles today than I've done in the past 2 weeks.
Is that something to be proud of?

>Hey guys I got SUUUUUUUUPER high and just decided to marathon speed read kiked out articles of total made up bullshit!

I smoke weed daily
I live on my own
I have a full time job
I have a gf
I pay taxes and give to charity

What do you have against me?

DUDE

WEED

>I'm both a wagecuck and a pothead

Are we supposed to appreciate this burger?

Why would you appreciate me? Idgaf about your country.

>Turkey

There's nothing wrong with being a pothead and a functional member of the society. However, if you are just a lazy pothead, then you might want to reevaluate your life

kys

the problem is that, despite the army of weed shills who scream that it's not addictive, it very well is for many people and smoking it "once in a while" is a joke.

once it becomes a daily/regular thing, your brain is constantly saturated with THC and its metabolites, and the highs no longer give you those power packed sessions of thought connectivity, they just sedate you back into your cannabyss coma.

weed is deceptive. young people have these initial revelatory experiences on it and assume, wrongly, that it will always be that way, so they start smoking all the time, and all the while it slowly alters the brain in unpredictable ways.

look at someone like straincentral on youtube - you don't think this guy would actually be intelligent and bright without the chronic cannabis intoxication? it makes him goofy as hell

ok

also - challenge to OP to post some thoughts from his cannabyss coma that will BLOW OUR INFERIOR SOBER MINDS!

let's see what was so brilliant in your mind while stoned, m8

gosh, it couldn't be that, just as if you looked at porn while stoned it would all look so much more amazing than sober, that your ordinary thoughts while stoned seemed more than the usual mediocre mind musings?

Man I lit another one this is the most premium hashish we got on top of it atm

Very black and sticky but not like that afghan that were all over the place a few years ago.

lucky bastard!
>nothing is legal here
not that we exactly fucking care

>smoke a shitload
>think about the feeling of falling inwards
>Keep thinking about it
>eventually get stuck in a "loop" of orgasmic feeling pleasure
>start feeling flustered
>remember I'm wearing a skirt
>start viciously pounding prostate with dildo
>cum
>entire mind goes blank
>haven't ever done it again but long for the feeling

I think I accidentally made myself addicted to cumming anally

weed makes u gay boys do as much as you can

If you were truly "stoned" you could not be typing

Holy shit look how triggered these pathetic potheads are. If you are smoking weed daily you are a fucking degenerate pothead and doomed to fail in life. Take a hit before replying with your shaking hands, might help you with the butthurt so you can post with an actual argument this time

Friendly reminder: being a wagecuck is not an achievement

Okay but that just means that weed like all luxuries is something that has to be enjoyed in the moderation. The social attitudes towards substances are mostly subjective.

>smoke weed
>thoughts somehow altered
>perception turned slightly psychedelic
>suddenly ordinary things, trees, leaves, air, wind, sun feel magical
>feel breddy gud
>smoke again later
>start to zombiefy
>sleep
>wake up feeling like brain is in a vat of glue
>coffee doesn't wake me up
>cigarette doesn't wake me up
>I CAN'T WAKE UP

anyone else HATE this effect of weed? i have extremely conflicted thoughts and feelings about weed because i like some of its effects but i just cannot stand that all pervasive lazy, stupefied feeling that i get after smoking more than a small amount early in the day. also, fuck the "it isn't addictive!" crowd; i'm one of those mice that start self-administering every five seconds.

>20 years for tress to mature
fucking dropped

Blessed be. They should make a PSA out of your story

>What do you have against me?

You give to charity.
If it's a very small charity or a charity that's personally helped you or someone you know I'll ignore it. If it's a big (((charity))) I stand by my original point.

Weed is pretty good, but hash and LSD/Mushrooms are better.

Unless you are physically/mentally disabled, there should be no excuse for being a fucking neet.

Also I don't smoke weed, turk

the problem with the left's weed laws is it grows government to take away ther, more important freedoms.

stoners on the right need to be pushing to just remove the laws and fund the cops as they deal with all the dope dealers violently freaking out after proper legislation destroys their illicit businesses.

I'd say Volcano as well, and I guess a proper heady glass or very functional bong is good too

Lol one of the only times I really feel like hanging out with my woman is when I'm high, but that might just be because women rarely have anything interesting to talk about so I have to retard myself to their level

I just like to use it whenever I have sex.

it's amazing.

>dude weed
>pizzagate

discarded