Sup Forums micronation

It's simple:

>Build a artificial island outside the waters occupied by countries.

>Build a few small settlements.

>Get funded by Sup Forumsacks.

>Make a flag, motto, anthem and a constitution.

>Make a military.

>Commit piracy on trade links.

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Constitution:

1) No niggers
2) No spics

feel free to keep adding things.

The first one should be "No Muslims"

How are we supposed to be anonymous in a microstate?

So the revised version:

1) No mudshits
2) No niggers
3) no spics

It will be the worst nation in the universe

full of
>insecure beta males
>basement dwellers
>forever a virgins guys
>racist and bigots

men of the land.
no nutters,
no lefties
no kikes
BACON

Every july theres an event called Ephemerisle founded by Peter Theil, and its an experiment in this, called Seasteading. I've gone almost every year.

>>Commit piracy on trade links.
>get nuked
good idea

No, as in a treaty signing that the territory is independent.

We need a leaders, goverment.

How would they track us down?

>Commit piracy on trade links

Are you retarded? This will guarantee your island being turned into radioactive freedom.

Constitution version 3:

1)No cuckold EU faggots
2)No mudshits
3)no niggers
4) No spics

No nonwhites
No religion other than christianity and maybe atheism?

Worked for the fucking NigNogs in Somalia.

Kekism

kill pirates and steal their stolen loot, return it for reward

>Get totally destroyed by any country with an army

works for me.

There are hundreds of video of somali getting btfo

No lgbt degeneracy

>no spics

:(

you are more related to mexicans than us by now you know
you cant even buy tacos here

TRIPS CHOOSES ANTHEM SONG
>TRIPS CHOOSES ANTHEM SONG
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>TRIPS CHOOSES ANTHEM SONG


youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s

by knowing where our settlements are

tis gets awkward for me coz my misses is a muslim hating asian christian, but one of the versions of asians WITH a soul ( critical )

the population won't fucking exist cuz no women

those are small roving bands of pirates. not a nation state committing its own government sanctioned piracy

They'd use a JavaScript exploit to make our ships leak our true IPs.

youtu.be/Er3vu2IVLjc

Enjoy your sausage fest

In the meantime tonight i will cum inside a blonde blue eyed white european that came here to learn how to dance.

Straight out the mind of 15 year old. What a shit idea.

I'm sticking to the piracy thing.

If we find a island far away from any country, and commit piracy, say, in England for instance and then in Italy, they would never find us.

>commit piracy

>hide on little island without food source

>last two days before they find you

Wow great plan guys 8/8

are you fucking retarded

3) except Shiro Poster because he's cool

No, like a literally orchestrated song.

Piracy would pretty much see you all get face fucked by Marines.

>build an artificial island
Honestly how? How would we even get to this island? Transport building supplies there? Survive a hurricane or a fucking tsunami?

I almost forgot.

5) No kikes

Yeah, very stronk. How will you "make" the military with no resources, natural or otherwise?

Fine.

What about privateering?

Or, we could offer to take on large amounts of Muslim migrants from Europe in exchange for a small fee. We'd then gas the Muslims.

Everybody wins.

>never find us
>what are satellites
>what is NSA
>what is global human intelligence network

confirmed for 12

native english speaking whites only

You would get colonized and your women used as slaves by battle hardened pirates while neighboring countries use the opportunity to steal your resources. gg plastic bottle islander.

What if:
>all the insecure beta males must become qt degenerate trans
>we don't commit piracy except for taking women
>we live off meming and shilling for profit, thus putting at work the basement dwellers
>we cultivate and manifacture illegal drugs that we also use during huge legendary festivals to which millions of tourists come for like a week each year (some will be harvested for organs but hey, that's life)

The Spanish are ok as long as you look and behave white. I was mainly talking about beaners from central america.

It doesn't have to Artifical.

I can be an uncharted island, they're tens of thousands of them in every ocean.

Constitution.

This is now Ancapistan.

1: NO ROADS ELSE YOU VIOLATE THE NAP AND WILL BE SHOT
2: NO VIOLATING THE NAP ELSE YOU'LL BE KILLED

No kikes
No muslims

Christians and atheists only would actually really work well

No market for it. No country is hiring.

Pretty sure the construction of an artificial Island wouldn't get missed by satellite.

Better be a town that allows pirates, like a Neo Port Royal that profits from its black market

we steal them

Fuck.

If it were possible to actually found a state, how would we possibly get resources with nothing?

>Ps the qt degenerate trans will also make money via porn
GUYZ, that would be total heaven, i mean we could have golden toilets for christ's sake

shiro's a girl you dummy

and an evil one at that

I thought the ocean platform pol village was already stupid, but it was actually worked out. This is just retarded.

Am i allowed to enter? Im from kosovo but im white and am christian. Also i dont look like one of these mongoloids.
Never stole, raped or went nigger in any way. Im virgin.
Can i apply?

It's worked for a lot of people.

Some lad stole a gun platform from World War Two and made it a country.

It's recognised as a real nation here in the UK.

>1) No niggers
>2) No spics
>3) No hoes
>4) And no tricks
>5) Fight them until all religion is for Kek
>6) And remember to keep the holy digits checked

this and this. We'd actually have the problem of defending the treasure's we'd accumulate

No Pooftahs

Can we robots have a home? We are a simple people who just want to be left alone.

;_;

AUSSCHAFFEN

Are slavs okay? I want to bring my gf.

>implying antarctica isnt melting for a reason

why do you think its starting to clear up? its preparing itself for the white man to come home

Kekked

>we robots
how did you get past the captcha?

We can pretend to be natives of some country and demand valuable land.

link?

drive on the right side
two tap system

>Commit piracy on trade links.

>Get bombed

Do you
-Use toilet paper
-Say please and thanks
-Do impressions of Balki Bartokomous from Perfect strangers when the island requires light comedy

The answer to these questions determine

You forgot step seven:
> Experience anal rape in Guantanamo secret prison

Whites ONLY

THE NONWHITE LIST:
african
aboriginie
hispanic
jewish
slavic
asian
middle eastern
native american

NO JEWS

Females:
you have no rights. you are the property of your father until you are married then you are the property of your husband.

Go back to the laws of the US when the constitution was originally ratified and start over from square 1

Let me give my proposals.

>Somewhere in the Atlantic.

>A island with considerable size.

>Chop down the trees first.

>collect anything edible.

>Build a port.

>Build a port town.

>Build farms.

>Sell fruit.

You will have nothing to fear, niggers and spics and muslims only go where the money and jobs and gibsemedats go, if you make a tiny island you will probably have no jobs for foreigners anyway

Tell us more please

>slavic

not if you want her to get raped by gun wielding fedora masters

>jewish
but some jews are white

good thing global warming doesnt exist so we wouldnt have to worry about rising sea levels

and where my man would we find fresh farm water in the atlantic

>What is Rhodesia

Its already exists.

nose they are not

only religion would be KEKism

hitler did it Madagascar Plan

user from the future.
when he warned of meme culture

Let's add no Weeaboos

Upon discovery weebs will be exterminated in gas chambers. We need harsh penalties for weeb scum.

kekism as official religion

How are we going to get women on the island?

Yeah, maybe if this was the 17th century.

Fuck no.

What's the Age of Consent?

Most desert islands have a source of fresh water.

I fear for my pale melanin-depleted skin. I think we will soon find that our chief import will be creme de solar.

>Commit piracy on trade links
OP confirmed for nigger trash

>men of the land.
Nobody?

We can colonize Fair Isle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Isle

Shut the Fuck up you stupid health pack