>>100936561

>tfw you will receive a /comfy/ shitpost from President Trump every morning

Holy fuck this could be awesome.

It's a shame he won't do it. For the first time in my life I actually wish I was american

jesus christ

> Emergency Alert:
> GOOD MORNING AMERICA! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Comfiest president ever.

god please let him do that, that would cause so much salt, it would be unbelievable.

That's been the case with every president since they passed whatever act made these alerts a thing. It's never even been used by POTUS.

Would be fantastic, but probably nothing will come of it.

>Emergency Alert: Happy Birthday Barron!
>Emergency Alert: Rosie O Donnell is a LOSER!
>Emergency Alert: Hillary Clinton is dead! Bill is on the loose!

wtf I hate George W. Bush

>Emergency Alert: If this cuck doesn't shut the fuck up I swear to god I'm going to nuke someone

shoo shoo, CTR

>CTR
>Emergency Alert: WRONG.

fuckin snorted

A new meme is born!

this is a whole new level

>14 hour shift, it's now 3am
>finally crawl into bed after driving through an hour of cutthroat traffic
>suddenly be awoken by an alarm I didn't set an hour later
>it won't stop and it's load as fuck, oh fuck did we get nuked
>read the message
>"someone is doing the raping"

I love emergency alerts, I feel like a superhero. MISSING CHILD ALERT
looks like it's up to me to bust the perp!

Oh my God please tell me he's going to do it.

>Emergency Alert: Despite many of your pleas, the amount of winning will only increase.

oh my holy fuck. my phone goes off like that for amber alerts now and then.

IMAGINE IF TRUMP JUST DOES THAT INSTEAD OF TWEETING

IMAGINE IF TWITTER BANS TRUMP AND HE JUST SENDS A NATIONWIDE UNBLOCKABLE ALERT AT 2AM

BEEEEEEP

BEEEEEEP

BEEEEEEP

"China is ripping us off in trade, and Twitter doesn't like free speech! sad! Going to have to do something about this! T. Trump"

OH MY HOLY FUCK

> July 4th
> emergency alert
> instead of the annoying beeeeeep it plays a short bit of the national anthem
> message read
> What an amazing and great country we have been blessed with. May we go on for another 241 years with greatness and prosperity

Can I somehow get him to message me while also living here?

>Emergency alert from US Government: we've repealed Osamacare. MAGA!

Tell your dad Baron!

>2:01am
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>IF I'M UP SO ARE YOU HAHA.
> t.President

It reminds me of the Australian Government already.

>mfw you cant disable presidential alerts like you can amber alerts

UNBLOCKABLE SHITPOSTING

We have transcended all lesser realities!

PRAISE KEK!
LONG LIVE TRUMP!
MAGA!

>country wide shitposting

Just another day in Austrailia.

>You think Trump's tweets are bad? Wait until he has control over the completely unblockable presidential alerts on your cell phone.

Pic related, butthurt shitlib bitching about TRUMPALERT

Why would this NYMAG faggot post this with shitty clickbait title. It's literally not news.

He even acknowledges that Trump can't shitpost whenever he wants because it isn't his final call to make.

Trump is probably a stealth Australian.

>3:30AM
>BEEPBEEP BEEPBEEP
>real nigga hours who up
>From the office of the President of the United States of America

h-have we arrived?

Finna to smash that MAGA button

My sides hurt now thanks user

>"China is ripping us off in trade, and Twitter doesn't like free speech! sad!

>sad!

everyfuckingtime

...

I kek'd hard. Truly we are in the best timeline.

Wasted

>3AM
>Blaring siren from phone
>"I' have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke"

>Still asleep? Sad!

>he sends an alert about the wall being built and it's time for some to pack their bags

>Trump will be able to see my internet history

MFW the Trump's favorite roleplaying game

is
Dark Heresy

> the emperor is calling upon you for your support

not really
he did say we're in the best timeline

Wait until he realizes he can send programs for your baseband to execute at the highest privilege level.

And when people complain about it the Secret Service just posts a tweet saying they think there's a problem in the system somewhere and they're having problems finding the source of it.

BEEEEEEP

BEEEEEEP

BEEEEEEP

I thought @CNN would try to be real journalists but they are lying worse than ever! kill them my monkeys! 190 Marietta St NW, Atlanta, GA

It's no secret that (((the man))) has been putting in subversive communist backdoors into our electronic products for years.

...

This is going to be fun as fuck.

Explain what that means as if you're talking to a third world child

The baseband processor is a (usually) separate processor in the phone that exclusively does wireless comms. It handles talking LTE, CDMA, etc and the main phone brain just tells it "I'd like to connect to this tower and make a call" and the baseband makes it happen.


Subverting baseband allows the phone to phone home without you ever knowing, it could log evreythign etc.

at this point i wouldn't even care if he was the worst president ever.

i just want increasingly hysterical presidential shitposting and watching the dumdums go berserk about it.

I thought that was the goal all along

>you're fired.

Fucking lol imagine the next muslim attack "MASS SHOOTING AT X Y Z WITH Y DEAD. ANOTHER MUSLIM. WE HAVE TO GET TOUGH. SAD!"

Praise Kek for liberal tears

I hope he syncs up the alerts with his twitter.
>alert sounds at 3am
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>check phone
>EMERGENCY ALERT: Jeb! is a mess

>SJWs stop using phones because they don't want to be triggered

>pic
Were the tweets classified? Did a congressional committe request his tweets before he started deleting them?

So is he going to redpill the nation before the ko him?

Hahahaha nice. This election and the Trump presidency is the most interesting and entertaining political happening I have ever been through. Thanks, America!

>Sorry.
lol

Can't it already do that?

Underrated

>MASS SHOOTING AT NEW YORK CITY WITH YORK DEAD. ANOTHER MUSLIM. WE HAVE TO GET TOUGH. SAD!

>>Emergency Alert: Hillary Clinton is dead! Bill is on the loose!
KEK

>4am
>saw dishonest Cuomo on cnn. Terrible network full of liar! Sad!

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!

>At work
>Everyone's phone starts going off at the same time
>Emergency Alert: Rossie O'Donnell is a 54yr old fat pig who should apologize immediately for attacking my 10yr old son Barron by calling him Autistic! PATHETIC!
>...................
>Emergency Alert: While raising an Autistic child is challenging, I was not implying there was anything inherently wrong with Autistic people. They are very NICE and FRIENDLY! 1/2
>Emergency Alert: 2/2 As such using it as a SLUR against my son as part of PERSONAL ATTACK against me, by the FAT PIG DISGUSTING WASHED UP ACTRESS ROSSIE O'DONNELL is completely pathetic and SAD! She should apologize immediately!
>..............
>3am
>Emergency Alert: I in no way meant to disparage America's Pork Producers by associating their wonderful product with the fat disgusting wrinkly flesh golem; ROSSIE O'DONNELL who still refuses to apologize for her vicious attack on my son Barron!

Trump's shitposts are not just normal text beeps, they're urgent blaring sounds like those amber alerts.

>the entire country gets woken up at 2-45am to be told that Megyn Kelly isn't over that first debate she moderated and looked better with long hair.