I'm here for the job interview

i'm here for the job interview

Alright, what are your specialties?

excellent! you seem like everything we look for in sith apprentices!

Great!

Here's your bomb-vest and a quran.
Welcome to the firm.

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Sauron is hiring?

Ok. Blow me

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He is stronger than steel and moves faster than a whirlwind.

Sometimes he hides in mud.

What? You must be lost.

Sorry the sith Lord audition is down the street buddy.

Welcome to the firm.
Here's a vest and a super bowl ticket.
Please wait in the back with the others.

Hired!

Excellent, welcome to the League of Shadows. You begin training with our master, Ra's Al Ghul at dawn.

Show me your experience and lisst of refrencesss!

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Pretty shitty kylo ren cosplay desu

Where is your husband??? Death to you you whore!!

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I'm having a shitty day, thanks for the chuckle Sven.

can someone explain the star wars hype lately? i see these kylo ren cosplayers fucking everywhere now

eat somerhing and take a good shit. life is not that complicated - george carlin

I thought they were supposed to be red?

Wait... is that what I think it is? Can I see SKIN between that line in your face? HARAAAAM!!!!!!!!!

Alright. Sit on that couch...

I did a group interview yesterday and one faggot literally had a nose ring. How do you not even attempt to look professional when going to an interview?

kek

Why have you appropriated my culture?

!ON NEDEWS

VIT MAKT!

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Jesus fucking christ, he's wearing the black, conservative, formal robes and mask because it's an interview. Goddamn kids these days don't know anything about professional dress. I bet you don't even know how to tie a Half-Windsor in your burqa.

Anyone wearing one of these doesn't work, right?

I mean, in the western world, how do you know the same person is showing up every day?