one thing ah don't know why I went to a conference for the NPI keep that i mind ah was invited to fly to DC on their dime and ALL AH KNOW the limelight's a valuable thing but know it looks like it was a government sting watched it go down while ah was having a cig it all crashed with a seig and it's SO UNREAL
ah didn't take a change of clothes watched the time go right out the window tried to shoot guns but I didn't even know your thumb gets mashed if you take the wrong hold ah kept mah anxiety and even though ah tried mah spaghetti fell oot what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when AH TRIED SO HARD AND FLEW SO FAAARRR BUT IN THE END
Asher Moore
David Cameron is looking dire these days
Jace Moore
Wait, it's not Imperial Lather?
A-am I in an alternate timeline?
Austin Walker
COME HOME EU MAN
Dominic Price
Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?
Oliver Morgan
>Based Prussia edition u wot m8
Blake Garcia
first for slags
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Based Prussia edition
Hudson Kelly
The tripfag is a complete wankstain, only been here two years and thinks he is an oldfag.
Don't bother with him - he will just regurgitate Peter Hitchens shit.
or he will use his mobile phone with a different ID to 'help him out'!
Levi Torres
>modern 'women'
Jose Phillips
>David Davis, Minister for Brexit, to EU negotiators: "Britain wants to stay in the Single Market and I am willing to do all I can to ensure that"
>Boris Johnson, Foreign Secretary: "I want to keep freedom of movement to the UK"
JUST
Gavin Cook
Ich bin ubermensch, nein fleugzeug nacht nein neeeeeeeeeeeeein
Brandon James
Ich bin ein Preuße, will ein Preuße sein.
Asher Reed
Right lets try this again what is the most anti mainstream shit you can think of like big bang theory or beyonce that will piss off Sup Forums or /tv
Aiden Lee
Jesus Christ us that what he looks like now? I've not been to /brit/ and kept up with him for some time now. Has he been evicted yet lad? Tell me he's okay.
Julian Rivera
It was named after a type of russian leather so no you're just a mong.
Jonathan Butler
*mainstream
Josiah Price
Fucking hell that is some quality woesposting kek
Anthony Williams
Nein, du bist nur ein Spastiker
Matthew Diaz
Fuck off anti-German LARPers, Prussia was an amazing country with a brilliant history and military, and was a good ally of ours. Don't discredit Prussia just because the German of today is pathetic.
John Foster
Hmm...
Hmmmmmmm...
HMMMMMMMMMMM...
...
... nah.
Tyler Reed
YKTD do you keep a diary? Does Hitchens? What do you think of them?
Ayden Powell
jesus christ no wonder the muslims who come over can't fucking help themselves when they see women dressed like this and not in a trash bag
Robert Foster
To piss of Sup Forums, just say the new radiohead album was average.
You can't piss of Sup Forums because they're autistic tards who will just call you a hothead or a big guy
Gavin Foster
Bump for rocking Waterloo together.
Jaxon Carter
REKT NIGGER
Colton Lopez
hello fellow yuro
Landon Jenkins
>you will ywn never sneak into the lounge >you will ywn never sneak into the lounge at 11:45pm and quietly turn on the television and turn the cable box on and loudly quietly click up to channel 18 (or sometimes 21) and have a seminal, retrospectively glorious wank over the 10 minute freeview
Levi Gonzalez
Snoopers' charter has got me shitting myself lads. I think i have downloaded a dodgy VPN service. All i want to do is wank and shitpost in peace, is that too much to ask?
Blake Miller
I don't but I imagine Peter Hitchens would since he was a foreign correspondent for years and years
"Got shot at by Communists, almost got killed by a local warlord's gang in Somalia, saw the slums of Cuba" has more of a ring to it than "Woke up, shitposted"
Aiden Gomez
What vpn is decent at these things hence the flag
Nathan Martinez
t. celts with germanic language
Adam Williams
If you want to trigger Sup Forums
Death Grips is shit. Dad-Rock is best rock. Kurt Cobain was overrated. Why does anyone like Prog? It's too long and isn't catchy.
Probably Nickelback will do it too.
Liam Ortiz
Been blood in my shit for the past three days now lads.
Samuel Murphy
Oh my gosh. Did you just like, victim blame those girls? How very dare you?!
Colton Powell
Yes you degenerate, you deserve everything that happens to you.
Julian White
You shouldn't have a problem having a wank or shitposting, if you think it'll affect you that much, consider suicide.
Asher Harris
BBT is too obvious. Try praising the new series of The Walking Dead and GoT or something like that. Insult Bane posting too.
It's too late now anyway.
Joseph Turner
Talking about beyonce and d.ubstep on Sup Forums seems to be working so far
Lucas Bailey
Are you guys still autistic outside the house?
Daniel Harris
Then go to the doctors you fucking autist, it's not like you have to fucking pay for it.
Christopher Mitchell
Link the thread lad, I want in on this.
Cameron Hernandez
YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE . . ..JUST FUCK OFF
Luis Bailey
Hmmm... do I quit Sup Forums for my New Years resolution, or do I make a trip and try to use it for as long as possible? What to do... what to do...
Nathan Reed
Classic EP autism.
Andrew Brown
Ich bin schlecht sprechen de deutsch, fliegen wie biene nein tote die juden
Ethan Wood
He's more welcome than you, you fucking spacker.
Zachary Stewart
How i met your mother is better than seinfield would that work?
Joshua Brooks
What did the Ellipsis Nonce mean by this?
Adam Anderson
Do you mean like blood in the shit or just bright red blood when you wipe?
Christian Cooper
Link the threads, let us get in on it you filthy immigrant.
Easton Adams
Please no bully I have considered it long before now I know.
Noah Martinez
I havent made one yet fucking mong im not a kraut
Nathaniel Rogers
YKTD what are you reading right now? Any literature recommendations?
Cameron Cruz
>I have considered it long before now Well, consider harder then!
Jack Cox
How To Be a Conservative by Roger Scruton
Elijah Rogers
Pedochan. Now that's a place I'm glad I've never visited in light of recent events.
Camden Thompson
Not an immigrant you fucking downer
Angel Rivera
ahahahaha
Charles Reed
Working would be a start :^).
Kevin Martin
Sure thing you immigrant.
Dominic Ramirez
YOU FAILED TRIPFAG
YOU SHILLED FOR REMAIN AND LOST
YOU SAID WE WILL HAVE A SECOND REFERENDUM AND YOU LOST
AS EVERYDAY PASSES YOU LOSE EVEN MORE.
HOW YOU CAN STILL POST HERE IS A MYSTERY.
Wyatt Rodriguez
For those of you who have yet to watch Jonathan Bowden's film "Venus Flytrap", please get yourselves caught up on this profound piece of cinematic genius
The title isn't exactly literal, though before now I didn't realise how much it looks like "CONTRARIAN REACTIONARY THOUGHT FOR DUMMIES" for someone that hasn't read it kek
Eli Bell
...
Alexander Nelson
Could a healthy reasonably fit adult male defeat a black bear in a fight? I bet a grizzly bear would beat me easily, but could I take on a black bear?
Cooper Butler
YKTD don't let the Ellipses Cunt drive you away again.
Noah Gonzalez
YOUR REMAIN SHILLING BEFORE THE REFERENDUM HAS BEEN IGNORED.
AND YOUR 'IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN' SHILLING IS JUST AS LAUGHABLE.
YOU ARE A JOKE TRIPFAG.
Daniel Rivera
I can smell your fear scotcuck
Kayden Morris
Why don't we play a game brit/pol/?
any ideas?
Aaron Lopez
Is there a pdf? Too poor for buying books
Lincoln Torres
...
Tyler Adams
use wissen not kennen you cuck
Alexander White
I left because of May's triumph and Reddit taking over Brit/pol/ for the period she was popular but of course not, anybody that takes his autismo caps-spam and accusations that I said anyone should vote Remain seriously is a cretin to start with. See pic related for some of his quality contributions
Not that I know of
Isaac Green
I always liked who can get banned first on b
Julian Davis
I got one, it's called "if you're a tripfag, kill yourself"
Colton Walker
>doesn't know the lyrics
SMELLY DUMB YANK SCUM
Robert Robinson
ok.
Dylan Kelly
Pretty unlikely.
Brandon Cook
Fuck christianity and Uckfield religion.. . .IT is a tool to control you
Gabriel Martin
How is it being that autistic? I think i'm a little bit of an autist myself, but you seem to be far far beyond my power level.
Jason Sanders
I'd say it's probably 80/20 to the bear. And it depends on what you mean defeat. Putting up enough resistance that it decides your not worth the effort and runs away, assuming it's not trying to defend cubs or anything, is one thing.
Pinning one down and straggling it to death ala the Nemean Lion is quite another.
Jace Martinez
We all know how to do that.
You can't kill the dead.
Probably should've clarified video games.
Ian Rodriguez
You went to cripplechan didn't you? What's it like there? Seems a tad too edgy for my taste.
Gabriel Nguyen
I like to think that I help the UK economy by lending to British companies on www.fundingcircle.com
I try to lend money to companies in the regions and in manufacturing more than anything. Am I doing a good thing lads, or is lending money to get interest haram?
For a second in late 2014 when everyone was shilling for it because of Ben Garrison threatening to sue Moot, him being exposed as a literal cuck etc. I saw previously-sensible people LARPing about living in Sherwood Forest after the "Happening", marching on Parliament with Nigel Farage and The Queen on horseback with swords and declaring war on Sup Forums, noped right back here and never went back. The Ellipsisposter goes there sometimes pretending to be me, that much I know because of screenshots posted here, but he inevitably ends up using ".. . . . " in conversation
Wyatt Jackson
Redpill me on yourself i had most tripcancer filtered but heard about you
Robert Price
Moin Günni.
Dylan Jackson
pls respond lads. Is moneylending kosher?
Asher Jones
Reminder that Tory Apologists are as bad as Muslim defenders
Robert Gomez
Who would you vote for then
Evan Gutierrez
Who can get the most (You)s? #1
Nicholas Cox
SYMPATHETIC PAIN
Caleb Thomas
>You have to vote for someone Not an argument, but UKIP, the only party that has a chance of actually taking us out of the EU